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Man Has 6 Month relationship on internet -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Luckey, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. Luckey Wants his custom title.

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    [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

    But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

    "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

    The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

    "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

    "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

    "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

    "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

    "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

    When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

    "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

    "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

    "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

    Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

    "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.



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  2. less Cheer up,

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    Too good to be true. Source, please?
     
  3. Luckey Wants his custom title.

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    at the bottom.
     
  4. ~ Masamune ~ Old Man Masa

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  5. Master Scorpion UG's High Priest

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    Mwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

    so that's why I cannot trust internet!
     
  6. Shishou Under this eyepatch is an eye!

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  7. basiK Ra!

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  8. HollowDreamer clurgy of canapotoya

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    What a poor bastard i think i would have realised it within a couple of days though 6 months thats gotta be a record. I would have liked to have seen the look on his face it had to be priceless. Is it real?
     
  9. Luckey Wants his custom title.

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    damn man quintuple-posted much anbu? Sheeeit man, you mustve lag-spiked BIG time
     
  10. Jurgen Member

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    You guys did see that the source was the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS right?

    And that it's in Yahoo's entertainment section, not news.

    It's a parody story, not real.
     
  11. HollowDreamer clurgy of canapotoya

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    Hell it was an accident dont report me please!
     
  12. Luckey Wants his custom title.

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    Yahoo NEWS. Just because it's in entertainment section, doesnt mean it isnt real news. I hate people that try to ruin it by saying it's fake.

    The ENTERTAINMENT SECTION deals with NEWS related to movies, internet-related stories, etc.

    Get the fuck out with your negative rants.
     
  13. Jurgen Member

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    Wipe the froth from your chin, I didn't think I was being that negative, just clearing up that it wasn't real.

    CLick on the link. Look real close, notice in the corner (and about 3 other times on that page) it says" MORE FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS". In case you didn't know THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS is an absurd parody tabliod.

    Edited once to not sound like such a dick
     
  14. Leen Peacemaker

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    try too hard..... lol

    6 months relationship just to discover that u love your own mother????

    That's sooooo funny. Internet is indeed miracle.
     
  15. HollowDreamer clurgy of canapotoya

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    Jurgen your gonna be hated starting off with your post like this and its "wants" not once yo just telling you now. Your gonna piss off Luckey and thats very unlucky there.
     
  16. Darcu-kun darcu-kun lurks in the dark

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    whuhahahahahaa this is some funny shit really thats crazy man hahaha
     
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    ROTFL! OMG....Poor Dad....
     
  18. Negative-Ion Life is BRUTAL!!

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    that guy must have been stupid, 6 months and he didnt even ask for a picture? instead he arranged a meeting without knowing her face, what a internet noob.
     
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    If it's true, then thats just sick.
     
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    I hope that this story is true! I hope with all my heart
     
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    hahahhahaahha
    ow i allmost passed out laughing
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    dear goodness the funnyness is killing me
     
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    Hah, a total noob got owned.
     
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    lol, talk about being traumatized.
     
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    Haha... Thats rather funny and strange.

    I would be scarred for life if I found out it was my mother. ALl those "secrets" and stuff she said. So wrong, and she is married which makes it all the more wrong!
     
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    At least they didn't have sex in the dark before they found out.
     
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    WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
     
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    ey chick, wanna get funky :p
     
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    I heard on the radio once there was this caller.

    He was having a relationship with this woman. She was in her early 20s and he was far older then she was. Well they were having sex a lot and all and the relationship was going fine and dandy.

    One day they find out that she was his daughter! Apparantly he had a "night" with her mother which resulted in her birth. He never knew about her because the mother never said anything about it.

    20 some years later the man finds out hes banging his daughter and was like what the hell? He says they still have sex at times and regularly converse since they have done it before and doing it again wont cause any harm anyways,
     
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    I wonder how many times the guy spanked thinking about his mom. I mean, he's obviously a reclusive Internet geek, and spanks to the mental image of the girls he talks to on the Internet.

    I would hate to be him. I would of commited suicide, right there and then in front of my mother, if it happened to me.
     
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