Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Cthulhu-versailles, Nov 29, 2005.
..sticks are dangerous... but so are steroids:S
the midget kneecaps the man, then the man has a heart attack from the steroids.
Well........ how long has he been on steriods and how angry/agressive is the 3 ft guy. I'd probably say the guy on steriods though.
3 foot guy with a stick. Every see the samurai jack where he teaches the monkies to fight?
Men on steroids are pretty shot fused, and upon seeing a 3 foot man with a stick, he would become enraged and throw a mailbox at him.
Then the little guy would run under his legs and whack him in the back, but like the Hulk, man on steroids gets madder and stronger!
Man on steroids eventually grabs the little thing and rips in clean in half, but is bloodied up from the constant stick whacking.
That sounded dirty.
I'd give this to the midget with the stick. One shot to the groin area and it's all over for Mr. Steriods.
That's where you're wrong, my friend.
It is a well known fact the steroid use shrinks your testicles.
Therefore, a man this exposed to such prolonged steroid use, would have little to no testicles left.
IF the midget somehow hit the testicles (highly doubtful) it wouldn't hurt the man too much.
The only chance the midget has here, is waiting for the guy to die of the cancer he will inevitably suffer from ther roids.
the midget only has a changse if he uses the stick to build a house
but the dude on steriods would blow it away
a brick house unless would be great but thats not the point right now
the midget says the dude has a small package and the steriod dude dies of shame
I say the 3-foot guy.
A. how pointy is the stick
B. what roid brand is he taking
C. is the midget out of shape
D. does valdens walk by, because he pwns both by summoning smoker prime
Steroids (the type I assume you're talking about) don't give you power, they just allow you to workout longer. Anyways, i'll assume this guy is a body builder like Craig Titus or somthing. I say the steroids guy rushes the midget making the stick useless. From there he outmuscles the midget and takes the stick. Then he plays minature golf w/the midget.
I say the midget would win one good hit to the balls and steroid man is out!
How tall is the 'Roid Rager? If he is over 6 foot tall I'll give this one to the dwarf. Dwarves get special anti-giant training.