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Med nin all have severe mental problems. (don't worry, it's a joke thread.)

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by RupertGriffin, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. RupertGriffin

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    This theory was mainly brought on by what we just saw of Kabuto. He was a nerd all his life, and now he's implanted somebody else into himself... I mean... What?

    Sooo... Starting with the biggest and best med nin.

    Tsunade. She's unhappy with her appearance, and she's a cynic, and she's a slacker. This probably happened because every dude she ever knew went and died on her. She now sucks at life.

    Shizune is pretty much Tsunade's... female dog. We know next to nothing about her, and we should probably thank kishi for that.

    Sakura wishes she was shizune. She clearly has no skills at life. She might as well be a fodder ninja. She's always freaking out about Naruto and Sasuke are better than her, while Naruto and Sasuke can actually do more than throw a damn kunai. This is probably all due to the fact that she's a nerd, and nobody likes her, except Naruto, who's even more of a nerd.

    In short, all med nin have mental problems.

    p.s. if you wanna call Kakuzu a med nin... the guy ripped out other peoples' hearts and put them into his own body.
     
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    What about Kabuto's slavish devotion to Orochimaru and weird corpse-tampering hobby?
     
  3. Elton

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    You forgot Ino. And she really sucks at life.
     
  4. ~ Son of SPARDA ~

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    I don't even know why Ino is even still in the manga... she obviously has never had, doesn't have, and never will have a role in the plot; hell, she doesn't even contribute to the anime fillers!! She's basically a super fodder ninja who's there for no reason.
     
  5. RupertGriffin

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    At least Ino has a non-basic jutsu. Sakura can't take over anybody else's mind.
     
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    ... Only one of those things listed constitutes a mental problem (but then again, that's the joke). But I wouldn't go so far to say that Kabuto had a mental problem... he's just a beast. Kabuto = beyond godly. His amount of win chokes small children and kills puppies. It's that intense.
     
  7. Kaiwai

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    quotted for EXTREME truth

    In part one she was bad and now she's even more useless.

    *gasp* NO!!!
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    :cry
     
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    You forgot to mention that she's an alcoholic. Then again, that's not really a mental problem. I will go die now.
     
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