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Minato vs Tonton

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by Cognitios, Nov 30, 2019.

  1. Cognitios

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    in this scenario minato is actually in a vegetative state and will not escape it until he dies.
     
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  2. WorldsStrongest

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    Does Tonton even have the feats to hurt someone with Minatos durability? :catsmug

    Coma or otherwise? :catsmug
     
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    :hehe
     
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    He negdiff handled some heavy boxes in WA, he should be able to kick the shit out of Minato with those strong legs :hehe

     
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    it was not a neg diff, its leg got broken... :hm
     
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    We don't know if it was definitely from carrying those boxes :maybe:gun
     
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    You guys are really doubting the Sage of Six Porks she solos your fave.
     
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    The ghosts of Minato’s thousand victims come together to push the pig in the oven.

    They refuse to be outperformed by midgetized thumbless barnyard stock.

    The scent of fresh burning pork and the screeching howl of the deformed mammal is such that Minato, a natural born killer, birthed for the purpose of cutting the cord of life, will instinctively awaken from his vegetative state in his subconscious animalistic state that was present in him throughout his life, to consume the beast just short of his natural death.



    Who could have predicted how many lives this fair behaved boy would wind up ending. Thousands, legitimately entire neighborhoods of families affected by his killing rituals. A demon disguised in a blonde haired blue eyed kid. The Lucifer surpassing, life ending before most seen it in a yellow blur, Colgate Killer strikes again.
     
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    t0xeus' dream thread
     
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    I bet he's licking his lips thinking of how tonton solos
     
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    Those two random fodder on his team :kobeha
     
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    He killed them on the first war mission and hid the bodies, just so he could solo the war
     
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    They're actually bee and Hashirama

    Kishi retcon :maybe
     
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    That photo is foreshadowing their deaths and the life long companionship of Jiraiya/Minato

    look at their upset expressions and the polar opposite easy going happy nature of the killers looking into the future together, thinking about who they’re gonna off after the two scrubs

    They may have both been in on it

    That’s just part of Minato’s powers
     
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