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More reasons to become a christian

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by PervertedMonkey, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. PervertedMonkey the SmEXy monkey

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    "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."
    -Ann Coulter

    "Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."
    -Ann Coulter

    "With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew."
    -Bailey Smith

    "Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to guide their public and private lives do not belong in office."
    -Beverly LaHaye

    "Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'"
    -Bob Dornan

    "There should be absolutely no 'Separation of Church and State' in America."
    -David Barto

    "Sodomy is a graver sin than murder. ? Unless there is life there can be no murder."
    -David Trosch

    "A good butt-whipping and then a prayer is a wonderful remedy."
    -Fob James

    "If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it."
    -Fred Phelps

    "Hear the word of the LORD, America, f*g-enablers are worse than the f*gs themselves, and will be punished in the everlasting lake of fire!"
    -Fred Phelps

    "You telling these miserable, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating f*gs that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry!"
    -Fred Phelps

    "Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports f*gs is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death."
    -Fred Phelps

    "The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of God by submitting to His Church's public marks of the covenant?baptism and holy communion?must be denied citizenship."
    -Gary North

    "This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."
    -Gary North

    "I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision."
    -George W. Bush

    "When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data."
    -Henry Morris

    "We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created.... I praise God all the time for AIDS."
    -J. B. Stoner

    "AIDS is a racial disease of Jews and N*ggers, and fortunately it is wiping out the queers. I guess God hates queers for several reasons. There is one big reason to be against queers and that is because every time some white boy is seduced by a queer into becoming a queer, means his white bloodline has run out."
    -J. B. Stoner

    "The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ."
    -James Kennedy

    "We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand."
    -James Watt

    "We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way."
    -Jay Grimstead

    "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."
    -Jerry Falwell

    "The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc."
    -Jerry Falwell

    "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
    -Jerry Falwell

    "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
    -Jerry Falwell

    "The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian."
    -Jesse Helms

    "I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
    -George Bush Sr.

    "We are engaged in a social, political, and cultural war. There's a lot of talk in America about pluralism. But the bottom line is somebody's values will prevail. And the winner gets the right to teach our children what to believe."
    -Gary Bauer

    "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
    -George W. Bush

    "This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while."
    -George W. Bush

    And my favourite...

    "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."
    -George W. Bush


    :huh?
     
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  2. Dark Schneider The Ruler of the Universe

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    All I can is damn it's a good day to be an atheist.:blink
     
  3. Core Member

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    I wouldn't weight these peoples opinions to heavily, most of them have multiple dumbass quotes, and well, Bush is in there too.
     
  4. Rook Sui Generis

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    Wow, good job. You just succeeded in bashing Christianity because of a few things some idiots said that does not concur with the Scriptures or they are not showing a Christ-like attitude. I hope you feel better about yourself.
     
  5. earthshine Banned

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    christians make up mosst of the u.s, so its natural people like this poster are always tryin to demonise them. if it where muslims, this thread would be bout them, same with all the other religions. almost all those people are morons who take themselvs too seriously, and should be ignored, and deff not taken as the avarage christian
     
  6. tntrag-sniffs New Member

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    eh.. you know its just...just.. wow. I mean just reading all that rhetoric
    makes me glad i dont believe in any religion. To read that and agree with it.. I'd just like to know what that person is thinking.
     
  7. Mousowi Member

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    As soon as I saw Ann coulter I had and an idea of what to expect (she's a little :nuts). But seriously these people are a little you know not quite there. And all religions and groups (including atheist and deists) have their whackos. So I have to say it's a little unfair to judge the entire religion based on these peoples stupid comments.
     
  8. Dionysus Brandy and Death

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    Yeah. There are idiots representing many religions. You could find some lovely quotations made by prominent muslims. Hell, even some radical Israelis. Hindus. And on and on.
     
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    Wow, what a funny collection of quotes. Too bad they are nowhere near the mainstream beliefs of Christianity.

    I'm sorry if the idiocy of a few turns you off of the whole religion.




    But for the humor of it, I want to buy a shirt with one of those Ann Coulter quotes on due to their sheer idiocy. It makes me rofl hard.
     
  10. ANBU87 Member

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    funny thing is. they probably weren't even christian. anyways, i'm christian. slightly, but barely offended(by the quotes), but also amused ^^;
     
  11. mike_william The Bastard King of NF

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    "Sodomy is a graver sin than murder. – Unless there is life there can be no murder."
    -David Trosch"

    I guess he doesn't like teh buttseckz.
     
  12. Shunsui Think. Supporting Staff

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    How do people like you live in this world?

    Seriously, enter this CENTURY, for fuck's sake.
     
  13. angtu lost somewhere...

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    It's like saying all Asians are tall by looking at just Yao Ming...

    but I have to say some of these quotes you guys should pay some attention to. USA is a Christianity based country. The Constitution of Independent is wrote in comparison of Bible, and the first Americans are Christians. The fact is right now people are trying to cover up that fact, and people refuse to accept them. Nowadays text book are skipping these things. And intelligent design is not allow to be in a text book while evolution is been taught at every school. You can have a arrow pointing to the direction of mecca in school but you can't bring a Bible. whatever happen to keeping education and religion separate? Face it. Treating Every religion equally is a joke. And Christianity is the one being attacked, not the one attacking.
     
  14. Stealth Tomato It has big taste.

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    I love extremist morons. They're such a refreshing break from reality.
     
  15. PervertedMonkey the SmEXy monkey

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    It was a humor post... sheesh :S
     
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    NN's a bit off today; don't mind him. Very facetious post. :tem
     
  17. Stormnova New Member

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    Fred Phelps is freaking physco and should of been locked up along time, anyone who protests at a funeral is a serious jack ass. Alot of these quotes are amusing for their sheer craziness. I'm an Aethesit and I would no way judge christianity or christians on behalf of a few wacko's, I may judge individuals though who agree with some of these quotes.
     
  18. ruffgoat I don't want a custom title

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    Im proud to be a christian. You feel free to sit and criticize but you havent been in situations where you needed something to hang on to and the only thing there was was faith.
    Trust me, I lived in the Lebanese civil war. Christians were being killed just for being christian and not fighters, men, women, children. When you heard the chants of "Allahu akbar" it would make you so scared you wanted to cry. I was just a child then but at that age my eyes were opened and my faith helped me pass through the tough times. Many of my family were killed. Even priests were killed, some people would have their limbs tied to four cars and then the cars would drive so their limbs would be pulled off. They would cut off peoples genitals and shove them in their mouths before they would kill them. These are eye opening experiences. Try living in a bomb bunker for 4 years of your life.
    This experience made me grow closer to my faith and it did the same to almost all christians in lebanon. When living here its sad to see how people are indifferent of their religion but they dont understand what it is to suffer and be saved by faith.
    And secondly, the quotes you listed are all political and have no religious authority. What do you want me to dig up every single al qaeda comment? Or how about hezbollah manifesto on how they want to convert every single christian in lebanon.
     
  19. Stealth Tomato It has big taste.

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    Might I suggest you're being a tad too serious about a humor thread?
     
  20. Lord Yu Active Member

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    Thank God I'm an Atheist.
     
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    Bash Christians all you want.
    I'm a Christian and I don't subscribe to their train of thought.
    It's also a hell of a lot easier to find dumbass quotes by the majority than it is to find some by the minority.

    Other religious leaders have equally bad views on life, not just some Christian leaders.

    Christianity is getting flak because in this era of civilization, the West is in power and Christianity is the dominant religion in the west. Don't worry, when that changes, you can hate on a different religion okay?:)
     
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    You know, historically, Christians have done just about the same for other religions. *points at Inquisition*

    I wouldn't judge at christianity as a whole just because of a few wackos. As pointed out, there are wackos in every religion. :amuse But it does show the stupidity of extremism well.

    While we're at it, I hope people realize that while people are blaming the original poster for judging the whole just by a few wackos, a lot of people are judging Other religions as a whole just by a few wackos as well.

    Hello? Not all muslims are terrorists. I've had muslim friends. They were among the nicest, mildest and sweetest people I've ever met, and they're quite disturbed by the extremists as well. It's wrong to assume things about the religion as a whole because of a few wackos.
     
  23. HyugaHinata Over 100 Episodes Fansubbed!

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    I agree with Vash's comment - just relax - it's a humour thread. However, the people mentioned really did say those thing.

    In addition to that, how is the behaviour of fundamentalist Muslims any different from the behaviour of fundamentalist Catholics and inquisitors during the dark ages?
     
  24. MartialHorror The Convicted Cinephile!

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    People blame Religion on people who abuse it.

    Religion is pure.

    Humanity is not.

    If people blame Christians of present day for the crusades(which many do...), Muslims for being terrorists, ect,

    then white people should be blamed for slavery. and so on,
     
  25. Stealth Tomato It has big taste.

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    Religion is good. Organized religion is bad.
     
  26. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    ARGH!!! YOU FORGOT POPE INNOCENT!!! YOU FORGOT THE INQUISITION!!!

    :p

    :laugh :laugh
     
  27. Dionysus Brandy and Death

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    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
     
  28. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    Good point
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    another good point.
    The point that puts everything into perspective.

    All I really have to say myself (besides commenting on someone else's quotes as if my viewpoint on it mattered) is that though this is all a big joke, there must be some reason for this to be posted on here, and I'm guessing to see what people think on it is that reason. It was obviously a sarcastic remark, but I think it would be good to comment on the harms that organized (completly ripped off from Vash :laugh) and extremist (and even elitist) religion can do to us as not only a society but as a species as a whole since christianity is not the only religion guilty of this form of behavior.
     
  29. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    The real problem behind many religion is that a lot of so-called "religious" people use their own measuring stick on other people and labelling them "evil" in order to satisfy their ego. On top of that they don't even use that measuring stick on themselves, which means that they are "trying to take out the sprinter out of other people's eyes while there's a log inside their own".
     
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    u do relise how much of a contradictory statment u just made there, right?
     
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