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My new religion. . .

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by yo586, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. yo586 Member

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    It's official, I have converted, this is the only truth. Everyone must know the power of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Join the righteous few.

    National Debt Clock

    (Mods: I found no evidence of this article within the main Ichiraku Ramen board so I'm posting it.)
     
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  2. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    I saw that a while back somewhere on the forum, and it's just as stupid now as it ever was.

    :thumbs
     
  3. yo586 Member

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    How dare you call intelligent design "stupid"! There is even a graph to prove my point. Bible ain't got no graphs
     
  4. pajamas Banned

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    Dude...

    A) That's a joke. Bobby Henderson (who is one of my heroes and is the creator of it) said so.
    B) That graph is flawed... the REAL graph is somewhere in the FAQ I think.
    C) Pastafarians kick ass.
     
  5. Keramachi Fight war, not wars.

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    Yeah, I take it about as seriously as I take the Church of Tsukiyomi. (ZING) But it's a nice slap in the face to the fundamentalist creationists. After all, it's one science teacher's interpretation of Intelligent Design, which according to some idiots, should be taught in schools.
     
  6. pajamas Banned

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    He's not a science teacher.

    And I take the Church of Tsukiyomi three times more seriously than I take the Roman Catholic Church (Sorry Tsukiyomi <_<).

    I take FSMism and the CoT much more seriously than all the other (real) religions... except for maybe Buddhism.

    Because FSMism and CoT basically take the idea of Christianity (and other religions) and show what it actually is.
     
  7. Keramachi Fight war, not wars.

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    Dude, I wasn't really being serious. Don't take it in that direction... we all know where that goes.
     
  8. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    Your religion is flawed compared to my own.... :nono

    I worhsip the mighty brownie.. it is everything and nothing all at once.. truly it is a paradox that has keep me going :crying
     
  9. Yakushi~Kabuto Banned

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    wow :oh
    now I understand the truth :oh
    can I join the righteous few? :bow

    hopefully we're gonna raise some quick cash soon :evil
     
  10. Dilemma CRY ME A CAKE

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    I sense a Touched by His Noodley Appendage FC coming up.
     
  11. pajamas Banned

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    FEW???? :laugh :laugh

    There are over 10 million converts worldwide.

    I hardly call that "few"
     
  12. Razgriez Banned

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    Haha...

    This reminds of me the religion scientology... Thats one jacked up religion. -_-
     
  13. Nemesis The Sith Lord Moderator

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    i think i shall stick to my own religion where we all worship the all mighty donut
     
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    I'm sorry but everyone knows that brownies and donuts are both lesser dieties, both answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Such forms of paganism are evil and you are savages.
     
  15. Haruka modkop

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    I only believe in the Church of NarutoFan Forums.
     
  16. WayfarerStrife New Member

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    Cool ... too bad, I am a Wandering Wayfarer ... so religions of worship don't appeal to me ... :tem

    But I can still help spread the word of Spaghetti ... :laugh
     
  17. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    Well I guess it is true that they aren't as nutricious, but they're really good and hard to resist. I think they should be the devil in your religion and visa versa for Shika's
     
  18. WayfarerStrife New Member

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    Ha ... Satanic Brownies and donuts ... that's pretty fun, but too bad, I love chocolate coated stuff ... maybe I should carry on my Pagan ways ... :laugh
     
  19. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    The FSM would choke the life out of any brownies or donuts that opposed Him with one of His Noodley Appendages.
     
  20. FitzChivalry Person of Internet

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    The Kunai is my religion. Only through my faith in that was I able to overcome and pesevere as a human being.:oh
     
  21. meekozy RETARD

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    XD wow, so you changed your religion, great, and is it real or are you just being an attention whore? Oh well, either ways, you are officially a dumb ass
     
  22. The Space Cowboy Unfair, Unjust, Human

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    May I point out that this new religion is merely a heretical form of that which was handed down by the great green arklesiezure?

    These heretics must be destroyed :)
     
  23. Dilemma CRY ME A CAKE

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    INFIDELS! THEY MUST BE PURIFIED!
     
  24. batanga 6 1 15-45 300

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    Whoaaaa~

    That?s so awesome! I?m glad that I can blindly follow allmighty Him :crying
     
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  26. Catatonik The Prophet in the Pit

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    Dude, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a God nor a creator, it's a foulf being that tempts one into blind fanaticism and ignorance.

    Only ED! can save you.
     
  27. Zhongda Active Member

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    have you heard about Noexism..
     
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    While we're busy shamelessly plugging religions, I thought I might recommend the Anti-Religion, the UnFaith, built on subversion rather than conversion, Hondo!

    Here's an excerpt:

    ...If you can abide by these commandments... well, we're not really sure what will happen, but we promise it will be entertaining while it lasts!

    If you are further intrigued by this text, please go to the Naturo Fanfic forum and read the Book of Hondo.

     
  29. Noex Member No. 4154

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    Well this is a religion that is about freedom, no rules just be yoruself that is what its all about, so far we have to members, me (Noex) and 1 follower (HAUNTER) but we are the underground religion.

    :laugh :laugh
     
  30. Zhongda Active Member

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    aah.. to be a Noexist is bliss.
     
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