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Ninjas or Pirates?

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Robotkiller, Oct 31, 2005.

NINJA'S or PIRATE'S

  1. NINJA'S

    82.3%
  2. PIRATE'S

    35.5%
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  1. Robotkiller Still alive

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    One of life's great question along with "why are we here" and "what truly is love"

    So what'll it be NINJA'S or PIRATE'S choose

    edit:please post a reply along with your reasons for voting.
     
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  2. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    How can you compare this:

    Spoiler:




    with this:

    Spoiler:




    Obviously, Ninjas win.
     
  3. Robotkiller Still alive

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    well to the pirates credit they do have cannons.
     
  4. Robotkiller Still alive

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    take a gander ninjas might be able to breath fire, but even they would tremble in fear at this.
     
  5. Danny Lilithborne 我を愛する修羅

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    But ninjas will make the cannons point at you!
     
  6. Spidey Does whatever a spider can

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    On the scale of coolness, ninja's will always win. I mean, I've been a ninja for holloween for like the past 7 years, I don't think I've ever been a pirate. Well, maybe once :/ Neway, my vote goes to ninja's!
     
  7. Robotkiller Still alive

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    but then again Ninja's also wield the mighty power of the chimp.

     
  8. Robotkiller Still alive

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    more evidence to base your vote Page 3.
     
  9. kage_konoha shadow of the night

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    Based off of that comic I am a Pancake lover because I think ninjas are better.
     
  10. JAPPO Orochimaru's Reincarnation

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    Ninjas. Since Im a pirate and I dont really like myself lol
     
  11. Robotkiller Still alive

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    I also love the pancakes. Maybe this should be an fc. just trying to think of a banner(not very good at making that sort of thing)
     
  12. JAPPO Orochimaru's Reincarnation

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    Not everything is good as a fanclub.
     
  13. Keramachi Fight war, not wars.

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    This forums is horribly, horribly biased to the ninjas.

    In keeping with that standard, I voted for them.
     
  14. ez Jesus Christ

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    Ninjas. Pirates look and act gay.
     
  15. Robotkiller Still alive

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    well what do you expect they are on those ships for years on end with no females it's to be expected that they become prison gay.
     
  16. Jackal Iscariot Ero-sennin

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  17. Spectrum Active Member

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    Until Johnny Depp plays a ninja (preferably Kakashi >_>), despite my love of Naruto, I am forced to choose the pirates every time.

    Besides, pirates have more fun.
     
  18. Wing-Zero Whoa!!!

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    ninjas are much cooler then pirates unless this is in the one piece world which then i would be a pirate
     
  19. Shiari Lurking around in the shadows.

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    Ninja-Pirates are the best!

    but... I will vote for ninjas. :p

    Ninjas are more kick ar*e alone. :p
     
  20. Megaharrison Eternal President of the Cafe Retired Staff

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    Tough choice, if these were ghost pirates (or pirate ghosts) then I'd vote for them for sure.
     
  21. UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja Seizure Master

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    While ninjas are cooler, the life of a pirate is more practical.

    Aside from the guns...well, they have guns.

    And cannons that shoot parrots.

    I like cookies covered in gravy.
     
  22. Miss CCV Alis Volat Propriis.

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    It would be awesome if we could combine those two and call them "pinjas" or "ninrates!"
     
  23. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    I like "pinjas" better.
    Pirate Ninjas?! lol that sounds like something they'd make a cartoon out of in the late 80s/early 90s and stuff :laugh.

    I say Pirates would win. 2 reasons, guns and cannons. Ninja's would have to be really skilled to sneak unto a boat unnoticed. Everytime someone sneakes into a pirate ship, they just get caught for some reason. Ninjas would be wakling the plank in no time :noworry.
     
  24. Not a Ninja Anti-Ninja

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    Well, let's look at what both sides have.

    Ninjas have super-ninja climbing and jumping abilities, making them able to traverse most difficult terrain. However, pirates also have a similar ability, allowing them to swing around on anything which sticks out from any surface, no matter how small. By swinging on these, pirates can achieve flight distance that defies gravity. This can only become greater through the use of ropes in this process.

    Ninjas have various poisons, shurikens, knives and other paraphanelia. They also have the standard ninja garb. Pirates have scimitars & other swords, pistols, ropes & dangerous looking pirate costumes. These are standard for all ninja and pirates. Ninjas also have optional katanas, long flowing scarfs & cool looking scars. These are only for ninjas who are badass. In the same way, pirates have eyepatches, peg legs, pirate hats, hooks & long flowing costumes. These are only for pirates who are hardcore.

    Ninjas have cool sounding attack-names for everything. Pirates have swearing and pirate sounds. Ninjas get weaker the more of them they are, unless they're doing a special attack, while pirates have teamwork attacks like rolling barrels at their opponents. Ninjas gain special powers at night and on rooftops. Pirates get special attacks in bars and on sea.

    So far, it seems pretty equal, but the pirates still have one last trump card. Try and guess what it is from my description.

    It can turn an already formidable fighting force into an invincible one, with each man having the strength of ten. It can single-handidly turn the tide of a losing battle. It can inspire people to create genius strategies.

    And the winner is:
    Spoiler:
    The almighty musical number!


    Also, ninjas are scum who must be eradicated. Join me and my pirate rebellion!
     
  25. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    lol I see a pirate alliance fc coming :laugh....hmmmm I'm still wondering how "middlaged ninja pirates...or pirate ninjas" would have done as a cartoon. All the possibilities lost :sad
     
  26. tuggumkee Boredom Intolerant

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    well i looked at it another way. So If badass equals hardcore, ninja's dont have to spend 3 months on a boat with no women. ninjas, on the other hand, no matter what level on the food chain, can still go home to their secret village, and villages always have chicks.

    Plus during travel time, pirates can only shoot water, birds, or teammates. not much fun =x.
     
  27. Not a Ninja Anti-Ninja

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    But pirates have super-sailing powers when in the water, allowing them to travel impossible distances during the time in which nothing interesting happens. In most films and shows this happens off screen, because it would destroy the magic to show people how pirates do it. This super-quick travel explains why most films/shows with pirates in it only last half an hour.

    Also, pirates get so many more chicks while they're in port than a ninja ever will!
     
  28. metalanime I like Tits

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  29. Kayo ?

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    I never liked pirates, ninjas 4 life!
     
  30. SwiftNinjah -

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    Yup Pirates are ugly have 1 leg and smell.
    Ninjas pwn.
     
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