This book is not a fanfic, but this was the only section that was really appropreite to post this in. I just made this in my free time, so don't judge it to harshly. I have a few more chapters but I am to lazy to post them right now. here it is ' Spoiler: CH: 1 Cookie. In ?The country slightly to the east of the eastern country but not so much east that Its West and also not so much east that it was middle, just enough to be close to the Middle without being middle or west, so more of a mid eastern country which is not to be confused with our world?s Arab middle east but more of a woodland landscape than anything,? there was a swordsman wandering around. He was not really unordinary at all, and although he was very strong compared to your average Joe, he was weak compared to many of the warriors in his country, which is ?The country slightly to the east of the eastern country but no so much east that it west and also not so much east that it was middle, just enough to be close to the middle without being middle or west, so more of a mid eastern country which is not to be confused with our worlds Arab Middle East but more of a woodland landscape than anything?. This is the story of how I ate a cookie AND the swordsman?s adventures. I ate my cookie without milk. ?Yo~! BrOtHeR of 7h3 sword!? A man with sunglasses 5 feet long and hair in the shape of a 16th century lamp said to the swordsman who was just walking into the village. ? Our village be having some PrObLeMs with an OuTrAgEoUs monster. You s33m to b3 @11 hip to the funkness of 7h3 sword, how bout yous lone us your skillz? ? The swordsmen, who after thinking for a few minutes replied ? For sho, bro. But I?ll be needing some of that bling bling and a couple of them thing thing: Now the swordsmen was not fluent in the language of Gangsta, but he hoped the man with large sun glasses would be able to understand him. ? Here it b3! Y0u C?? the man with the sunglasses said, while holding out a large bag of money. The samurai took it, examined it, and then went of on his way to find the monster. When he found the monster, it was at the edge of the town. The monster was eating a pork sandwich and reading the Torah. ? YOU EVIL BEAST!? the samurai exclaimed, ? YOU CAN?T BE JEWISH AND EAT PORK!!!!!? and the samurai drew his sword. The monster looked at him with sad passionate eyes. ? I?m not Jewish ? said the monster, changing his sadness into a evil smile. ?I?m Muslim? at this the samurai became enraged and ran at full speed towards the monster. However the monster was just to pimp?n. try as he might the samurai could not hit the monster. But on the same hand, the monster could not hit the samurai. The monster swung his giant tail, the samurai dodged. The samurai slashed his sword, the monster danced out of the way. The monster finally said ? looks like neither of us can win ?. At this the samurai laughed. ?I have only been using 1/3 of my power?. After he said this a small breeze appeared around him, and his sword got a large reddish orange glow. Before the monster could make his random comment about Robot Phone the samurai had teleported behind him. With a flashy slash the monsters body blew up. The last words the monster said where ?My name is Tommy?. The people of the village gave the thanks and respects to the swordsman for his funk-lishess defeat of Tommy the monster. The man with large sunglasses even doubled his Pay. Before the swordsman finally left, they asked him his name. He turned his head around a muttered one word. ? Aice ?, then he vanished. Not really, all the towns? people were just drunk, but that shall be covered in chapter 236.