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Oh MY!!!!I wish this was not the jutsu that will beat AL....I wish...

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by jove003, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. jove003 Taena!

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    SEXY NO JUTSU yeah....

    Sexy no jutsu-a jutsu that will put a sick ninja down in a second.....

    Immune to this jutsu- GIRLS and GAYS e.g. Tsunade,Kurenai,Itachi,Oro....

    1st victim-Ebisu = Beyond Kakashi lvl since Kakashi said it and He's the personal Tutor of the Hokage's Grandson.......

    2nd victim-Sandaime = Shinobi God......Strongest all time....but didn't survive from the jutsu.....

    3rd victim-Jiraiya = Konoha's frog hermit,Student of the 3rd,Master of the 4th, and don't forget that he made the 2 gay criminals run to death......but again did not survive too from the jutsu......


    I wish Kishi will never ever ruin the 6 years ongoing series by this Jutsu......

    I mean being the jutsu to beat AL or kyubi......

    but men I wish Kyubi and AL was Perverted too......smile-big
     
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  2. sakarah007 The year of the Dog

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    All solid points...however I doubt Naruto will be whipping out his Sexy no jutsu in a battle...unless he could have them do the U-zu-ma-ki Barage! Then they'd be double dangerous!
     
  3. Futagokage Runaway Kage

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    Same, his only merit is that it was his first jutsu, but i doubt he will use it in battle anymore.
     
  4. DeepThought I See What You Did There...

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    Don't count it out just yet...
     
  5. NaraShikamaru geegeegeegee-dragon. >:|

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    Itachi isnt gay. Although Orochimaru is.
     
  6. Lovewitches ◕ ‿‿ ◕

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    totally agree.

    He might get pwned by THAT jutsu after all :oh
     
  7. SeishiroSakura New Member

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    My bet is on Harem no Jutsu... Dont forget that we are talking about the Akatsuki Leader here...

    Oh yeah... and don't forget "that" jutsu he was about to show Konohamaru when Sakura punched him in the face... He might be able to combine that one with the Rasengan rather than the wind element... Time will tell i guess...

    [/random_crap]
     
  8. Ben Dover my right eyes last sight...

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    No... just no.

    Sexy no jutsu is obselete, there is a new super perverted "that jutsu" that will probably induce the naruto world to collapse from within, I mean even the legendary Jirayia warned Naruto about using this jutsu... probably because Naruto becomes so sexy that he gets raped on the spot.
     
  9. ikra Member

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    ROFLMAO omg this is the funniest thread ive ever read for a very long time...:nuts :laugh
     
  10. Kakuzu GB Imperator

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    Agreed. It would be funny to see Itachi's reaction to the technique though.
     
  11. *uzumaki-naruto* HGIVREKKTRETOHOWERBI

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    lol nice *rep*
     
  12. Danse Smexing the

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    well i hope he dont use that jutsu in battle against guys cause he's gonna be glomped to death lol :)
     
  13. Esupio Me stab YOU with Kunai!

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    Nope

    Whenever he uses the ultimate perverted Jutsu. EVERYBODY bursts into orgasm.
     
  14. kuchiyoseNOjutsu Badass

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    Hahaha so true lol. Also Jiraiya probably is greedy when it comes to that jutsu...He wants it for himself...smile-big
     
  15. Ofkinheimer Active Member

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    Is Sexy No Jutsu a Genjutsu? Seems like it.
     
  16. Drakor Active Member

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    I still think the jutsu Naruto was going to show Konohamaru actually changed his gender. That would probably be the pervert dream.
    I hope AL doesn't get pwned quickly by the sexy
     
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