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OMFG Naruto IN TEH MEDIA OMFG!! ITACHI? MB?!

Discussion in 'Konoha Recycling Heap' started by tofutofutofu, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. tofutofutofu Priest

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    OMFG!!

    OMFG!! READ THIS!!

    GOOGLE IT IF YOU DONT BELIEV EME.

    OMFG!! THE JAPANESE ROYAL FAMILY ARE NARUTARDS??

    Lobster with caviar and a main course of lamb are on the French-style menu and the couple have decided to sit with their guests during the meal rather than remain on a separate, raised platform as is the custom at many Japanese weddings (OMFG MARRY ME DYRO)), media said.

    Alongside Sayako's parents, among the 130 or so guests will be her elder brothers, Crown Prince Naruhito (OMFG ITS JUST "NARUTO"!!??!?!?!) and Prince Akishino (OMFG SHINO JOINED AKATSUKI??), and their wives.

    Honeymoon plans have not been made public but some media reports said the couple would visit such domestic sites as the Ise Shrine in central Japan after settling into their new life.

    The shrine is dedicated to the goddess Amaterasu, recently affirmed to be the mythical ancestor of the imperial family. {OGFM!!!!!}[OFGM!!}

    The couple's life after the wedding will be cushioned by Sayako's $1.29 million dowry from the state.

    She has taken driving lessons in an apparent attempt to fit in with Kuroda's enthusiasm for motoring, and has also spent time brushing up her cooking skills. (RAMEN?? ROMAN??? ROMAN?? OMFG UZUMAKI CONSPIRACY))

    Sayako has already given up her part-time job as a researcher at an ornithology (OMFG NEJI????) center in Chiba, near Tokyo, possibly to give herself more time to adjust to unfamiliar chores. (****HINATA??)


    OMFG AKATSUKI LEADER IS EMPEROR MB??????~?


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  2. Last of the Uchihas Get your own girls, Jonas!

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    Are you high or something????

    How the fuck those that makes the royal family narutards???

    You didn't know that Ise shrine was dedicated to the Sun Godess??

    It also contains the three magical objects, a mirror, kusanagi, which was said to have been lost, and a jewel.


    Every 20 years this shinre is recontructed in the same place.
     
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    2) is there some left ?
     
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  9. isanon i have an old misspelled title

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    has he ever made a post that makes sense is what i would ask :p
     
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    Hey MOD, please leave this up.


    Maybe this is me being selfish, but I always need a good laugh in my day, and the possible responses to this thread could provide that.
     
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    HAhh???!!What teh hell is this about?
    I don't understand a damn thing about this....(damn confused)
    I don't know what you're implying,tofutofutofu..>.>
     
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    This is an imaginary world of craziness!!!


    I would suggest that you just try not to read too deeply into anything, because your head might explode. Instead, try to throw things at people who make comments that make you want to kill yourself.



    If you have time, maybe rep those who don't make you want to die. That'd be nice.
     
  14. kataimiko 忘れるものか この一分一秒を

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    Who The Fuck Are You Fucken Fucking?

    Fuck Fuck Fuck!

    Naruto Is Fucken The English Embassor, Ya Fool!
     
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    That was hillarious. :thumbs
    *rep*
     
  18. Shikamaru-sama Been here too long

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    lighten up people!

    i thought it was kinda funny.

    you do realise that makes no sense at all right? how can it contain something thats lost =_=
     
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    um. the royal family, narutards? are you outta your mind? therez like 0.2434234% chance that is true. and also, will you stop 'omfg-ing' becuz no one is as high as you :p
     
  20. deathblaze Alchemy Save the Queen!

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    LOLLYLOPS

    LOZORDS

    that is the lolz0rs. ur weird m8
     
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    grrrbtlyyut :) :) :)

    *rep* to balance out all the neg reps u must hav gotten for this
     
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    I know one thing..... I just read that whole post, and thats time I will never get back. Im pissed. Whoever posted this crap clean out your desk and report to my office.

    I should break my foot off in yo' ass
     
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    OMFG! You just missed the biggest information leak in like ever! this answers everything omg!
    Quote Tofutofutofu
    "

    Alongside Sayako's parents, among the 130 or so guests will be her elder brothers, Crown Prince Naruhito (OMFG ITS JUST "NARUTO"!!??!?!?!) and Prince Akishino (OMFG SHINO JOINED AKATSUKI??), and their wives.
    "
    Not only did Shino join akatsuki! Shino and Naruto are fucking brothers! And they're elder brothers of the royal family, so the one who's getting married must be Hinata! Naruto, Hinata and Shino are related! To Neji too!!! OMG! THIS IS SO FUCKED! AND ALL THESE YEARS NOBODY TOLD NARUTO OF HIS HUGE FAMILY!
    ...so fucked...
    There's only one way this could've happened...if Yondaime was a real pimp and seduced everybody's mom...he must've been like, the wicked milf hunter of konoha or something...

    Yes, yes I'm quite done now ;-)
     
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