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Only in Konoha...

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Troublesome, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. Troublesome I'm bringing Sasuke back

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    Only in Konoha:
    - can you physically train 10x as much as everyone else but still be the skinniest guy on the show
    - can you peep on women but not get in any trouble
    - can you fart in a opponent's face to get the upper hand during combat
    - can you get blood noses by seeing a boy turn into a sexy girl

    (This could be a fun game, so join in) :amuse
     
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  2. naruto_is_number1 Rasengan!!!

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    Can you have broken legs and still get up and fight
    Can you keep fighting even when you're unconscious
    Can you control lightning without getting shocked
     
  3. Narikaa Happily Insane :X

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    Can you fall from great heights untouched.
    Can you impress your fangirls by treating them coldly.
    Can you eat ramen non-stop.
     
  4. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    Live alone at age 12.

    Kill people with no consequences.

    Kick a tree 1,000 times, and somehow gain super kicking power.

    Survive being kicked by a leg that can support hundreds of pounds, being shot at you faster than the eye can see.
     
  5. Alia_Atreides Mew...

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    You can never wonder who is your father or what happened to your family.
    You can see with eyes that have no iris.
    You can be an adult and hit lots of kids, watch them hit and kill each other, think this is funny and normal and never go to jail or mental hospital.
     
  6. Robotkiller Still alive

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    have a 69 year old man runing a shinobi village.

    have 5 genin chase after 4 jounin level ninja

    have a man that wares a perpetual mask 24/7.
     
  7. KageMane Eiqmcsqrd

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    Your hair can stay the same for a whole year

    You can wear a horrible orange suit

    You can run asleep
     
  8. Jinnai Will there ever be a rainbow?

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    Get free ramen for training hard.

    Have your village attacked by giant snakes, only to be beaten by an old perverted hermit and a giant frog.

    Graduate from school at age 12.
     
  9. Criminal NF TRIPLE OG

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    - Could an alchoholic gambling-addict be the strongest ninja in the village

    - You can talk back to that same uber strong alchoholic gambling addict and not get killed
     
  10. Chiru Naruto Forums Elitist

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    ...can you wear the same same clothes 365 days a year.
     
  11. xpressure You lack.......... Hate!

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    Can have a sword stored in your stomach and live.
    Can you have a 900 foot tall demon stuffed into a new born
    Can you have a tounge made out of snakes.
     
  12. IveGotCandy IGC in Black&White

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    Only in Konoha:
    -Can a green Jumpsuit make you cool.
    -Can running like a complete dork help you run at the speed of a car of hours.
    -Can a blue man with fish eyes exist without someone screaming "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU!?!?" every day.
    -Can a fat boy grow any "part" of his body to any "size" and still not have any female attention whatsoever.
     
  13. Ikke AshLEE That loser fangirl

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    - can you embrace and cry with your sensei and other questionable actions without being questioned about your sexual preference

    Eh, I suck at these games. Perhaps later. ^.^;;
     
  14. shibigoku Master of the fist

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    can a women with big bouncy boobs be head of a country
    can you revive the dead to fight for you
    can you seal a nine tailed giant fox into a baby
     
  15. xeno Emmissary of Dance

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    -Can your teeth sparkle when you smile and and your own *ching* sound effects for it.
    -Deface a momument and only get after clas detention, then get treated to a meal.
    -Graduate from school failing every class except for P.E.
     
  16. Troublesome I'm bringing Sasuke back

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    I'm drawing a blank on this one, who is this?
    Help me. I'm stoopid.
     
  17. Dr.Douchebag Terry Wrist

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    can a 13 year old commit a massacre and can somehow escape the authorities
    can u summon giant talking animals to help you fight
     
  18. Kyuubi Naruto Hounds of Justice

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    - Be an emo kid that wants to kill someone and somehow gain friends and even when you turn down a hot girl people still think of you as straight
    - Can kids can live in apartments by themselves very very young
    - Can you jump from building to building and people dont give a shit
     
  19. shizuru Making a come back!

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    mass destruction can occur and after it all everyone is happy :D
     
  20. masta_phat Anbu specialist

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    can have a demon fox be nice enuff to lend u is chakra
    can have a dog turn human
    can live with bugs all over u 24/7
     
  21. Troublesome I'm bringing Sasuke back

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    - can u get turned on by seeing a 12yo boy turn into a sexy girl
    - can u send 12yo kids on deadly missions
    - can u be called a dropout for failing
    - can u beat a genius through hard work
    - can get away with only saying the words 'Naruto-kun'
     
  22. ShadelessNyght Never Knows Best

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    -can flat chested girls magically grow to have full blown boobies within a few years time.
    -can have Sasuke's Mom be so hot
     
  23. Ikke AshLEE That loser fangirl

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    - can you be named after an ancient fossil Pokemon and not have weird kids try to catch you in a magically growing and shrinking, red and white ball
     
  24. Gyroscope the flavin and the mavin

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    -Can you have Anko, Shizune, Temari and Kurenai as single eligible bachelorettes
    -Can you have a dude with his midriff exposed
     
  25. Hitomi_No_Ryu Lost in UkeNaru fantasies~!

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    Only in Konoha...

    Spoiler: Manga Spoiler!
    -can a dog grow to the size of a horse within 3 years!

    -can a old men be allowed to wear a black bodysuit with a samurai hat under his robe...
    -can you wear a ski-mask during non-snowing conditions.
    -can you do the wrong hand sign and end up a lot worse then what can happen to you in Los Angeles.
    -can toothpick vs. senbon equal a drawal.
     
  26. Ikke AshLEE That loser fangirl

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    - can you live through life never once pondering, "Hey, what the frick is my last name anyway?"
    - can you have an "inner" version of yourself and not be considered schizophrenic
    - can your facepaint magically stay on your face and never smudge once
     
  27. Yue Ryong Kage no Yumi

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    - can you be so girlish as to be indistinguishable, and yet the bit that people comment on is your ability to control water.
    - can you walk around town with solid white eyes and have people not offer to help the poor blind person cross the street.
    - can you change your eye colour at will and suddenly go up in people's danger ratings.
     
  28. Archssor ~ Carpe Diem ~

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    - can you wear green tights
    - 12 year olds live by themselves
     
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