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Orgasms the key to the universe?

Discussion in 'Philosophical Forum' started by Jerushee, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. Jerushee

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    Think with me for a second, imagine if you will, that if we take quantum physics.

    Now, the brain itself is composed of if you will, many microverses, it is through that the "soul" our sentience of a human being is able to exist here in this world.

    Orgasms, though during the very peak of one, one becomes closer and for a moment free from this plane of existence, in a way transcendence.

    Thus their is a possibility that if an individual were to experience Ultimate Orgasm, they would cross planes of existence permanently, or possibly open the doorway from one universe to another.

    What do you think?
     
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  2. Moses

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    If you mean this thread seriously: I think you have problems and seriously need mental help. Either that or your really tired and shouldn't be posting, depending on what timezone you're in.
    If it's a lulz thread: Yeah, I totally agree! ^^
     
  3. Goodfellow

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    have you had one of these transcendencing orgasm yet:notrust?
     
  4. The Space Cowboy

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    It is as good an excuse as any to indulge human sexual urges. You should start giving away pamphlets in California. Maybe you could start a cult or something.
     
  5. Tokokage

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    Sounds good to me.
     
  6. Jerushee

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    What do you entail by "If you are serious", I am being genuinely austere.

    At the peak of orgasm, individuals cross over planes of other existence; alternate realities.

    If the ultimate orgasm were to be achieved, then an individual could permanently cross over to another world, to open a doorway through which all could cross though to new lands.
     
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    Evidence of that?
     
  8. Mayume16Suzana18

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    >.< Who cares? We are going to die all together anyways!!!
     
  9. Mintaka

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    I have to say I loled when I read this thread.

    Ok buddy first off do you know how much ENERGY it would take to go from a one universe to another......lemme put this in perspective for you if you had a wormhole that crossed from one universe to another the enrgy it emitted would SHATTER the earth. Thats right now implode or swallow but LITERALLY shatter it into who knows how many billions of trillions of fragmented pieces. It would kill you as well. Sorry but no orgasms don'
    t produce that much energy otherwise right now I'd be at an electric co op masturbating to solve our energy crisis.
     
  10. TiGel2.

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    well, you obviously have not had a ultimate orgasm.
     
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    Its not personal experience, I can tell that.
     
  12. LittleBlondePunk

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    Now everytime i have an orgasm im going to think im reaching enlightenment. GREAT.
     
  13. Bresakar

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    That is a sensation created by your brain through a lot of many hormones and body opiates.
     
  14. ~Kaio-Cam~

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    They would die... so half of what you said is true.
     
  15. Kaminokaze Rome

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    How many orgasm does it take to reach another universe?
    I'm willing to test this theory on myself. Can somebody help me reach another universe?
    What the Ultimate orgasm? (Quantity or quality)
    How many people are needed for this?
    @_@ @_@ @_@ (*Ouch! My head hurts*)
     
  16. Jerushee

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    Yes, it is the ultimate orgasm which opens the infinite doors connecting all planes of reality to one another.

    It is this very same ultimate like energy, or rather the lack of it when it is produced, that it pacifies all destruction.

    The very laws of how things work and function fade when the doorways open.
     
  17. Juubi

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    That is a very funny theory.
    I'm doubt that it'll actually work, but I'm sure that you can get laid by telling people that.
     
  18. Jerushee

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    Being laid is not upon my agenda, this is quantum physics, not silly fantasy.

    It is the very mechanics of how the grains of reality flow within the streams of absence.
     
  19. Kaminokaze Rome

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    I don't care. Let make the ultimate orgasm.
    U r a girl?
    I'm scientist that is willing to find out the secret of the universe.
     
  20. Juubi

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    Here's the thing.
    Your "Orgasm Theory," or whatever you call it, is more New Age nonsense than actual quantum physics.
    It's science, just the kind with "pseudo" in front of it.
     
  21. Jerushee

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    Pseudo is a taboo word, too many have attached a stigma to it, that it is a hollow horse to ride.

    Just as so many twitch at pseudo loli neko asian school girl rape, so to do people scoff at quantum physics.

    Do not be molded to societies monotonous precepts.
     
  22. Kaminokaze Rome

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    Juubi-san,
    let him develop his/her orgasm no jutsu, it might lead him/her to another dimension.
     
  23. Tokokage

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    Hey don't be hatin' on quantum physics bro. I'd also like to state that if there are any women reading this I'm perfectly willing to test this hypothesis with them.
     
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    Fapping in a work safe thread.
     
  25. Kaminokaze Rome

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    Shit, where the women here on this forum? I'm a willing test subject!
     
  26. Jerushee

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    Orgasms are not a sexual toy to be played with, they are the keys to the doors of reality, do you not understand?
     
  27. Immortal Flame

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    If ever a crazed hentai producer gets a load of this thread, I'll be laughin' my head off if he turns the idea into a hentai series.

    I don't know what you're on, but I have to admit that your theory is funny and intriguing.

    Btw, how do you achieve the "Ultimate Orgasm" anyway? Do you have to pop an unbelievable load of cum or do you romp like crazy until you get to that state?
     
  28. Juubi

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    Guys, I never said that there was anything wrong was quantum physics.
    I just said that his theory wasn't quantum physics, but instead, it was just nonsense in my opinion.
    Quantum physics is actually real science. This is not.
    But hey, you should still try. As a matter of fact, I encourage you to try. I'm sure that you'll have lots of fun doing it.
     
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    You're never gonna reach ultimate orgasm by looking desparate.
    Just wait, the women will come to you.
    Patience is the key.
     
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    Why would we actually care to enter another universe by that? I don't see the whole point. First of all there's no way anything like that is gonna happen. And second, I'm in this universe, what's the point of getting to another.

    Tho I'm pretty sure it's darn funny to try this theory out xD
     
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