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Panda "Porn" to Boost Mating Efforts at Thai Zoo

Discussion in 'The NF Covfefé' started by Hitomi_No_Ryu, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. Taraqs PeeWee Mafia boss

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    So is your mom JK:kwgod :haha :aobatom :suzuhiko :lmao
     
  2. The Space Cowboy Unfair, Unjust, Human Advisor

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    Maybe instead of porn, Pandas need to get Religion.

    I mean, seriously...The Quiverful Movement could be very beneficial to Pandas as a species.

    ...Now who here speaks Panda?
     
  3. INSANITY I despise you.

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    Panda porn? ...

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    Wtf.
     
  4. Jin-E Active Member

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    Why cant they just artificially inseminate the female pandy instead of gping through all that trouble?

    Havent they thought about the people visiting the zoo?

    Random kid: "Mommy, look! One Panda tries to climb on the other Panda"!
     
  5. Razgriez Banned

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    The hell would they need panda porn when both of them are butt ass naked in the same cage together? I know if you stuck me in a cage naked with a hot naked chick Id try to hit it and you wouldnt need any porn to get me to be jumping on that.
     
  6. The Space Cowboy Unfair, Unjust, Human Advisor

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  7. Enigma Hector Ban Hammer Survivor!

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    Sounds ......Nice I guess....

    meaby the guy panda is a homosexual, i mean its been proven some animals can be homosexuals,... meaby he just wants to bang, another gaint fluffy thing with a pen0r ?


    :O
     
  8. rizahatake Don't touch the seal!

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    I have heard of that before, they do it with other animals too.
     
  9. Karin Maaka Active Member

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    Pandas are just really dumb when it comes to sexual intercourse, no other reason.

    A majority of the time, they inseminate the female instead of making them mate. I'm not sure why they would want to make them, because it's just more difficult that way.
     
  10. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    Maybe they want the pandas to have some fun in the process?
     
  11. sel Agatha, This is Magnus Advisor

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    maybe they want to see the pandas make love instead?
     
  12. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    Yeah, that way they can tape it and upload it to beastality boards
     
  13. Gene ? ロ?

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    Anybody know where I can download it?
     
  14. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    I could tell you were to find that kind of stuff, but im afraid i?ll get banned
     
  15. Id Τοξότης Moderator

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    It works for me (after watching a porno I do feel vary, extremely horny at times).
    I wonder if it works for animals.????
     
  16. Stalker-Kun Crip Killa'

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    is this alleged panda porn in black and white?

    lol
     
  17. Lord Yu Active Member

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    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
     
  18. Century Banned

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    For The Win smile-big
     

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