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Parody on songfics...

Discussion in 'Naruto Fanworks' started by Therahedwig, Feb 13, 2005.

  1. Therahedwig Parodie Nin

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    This is a parody on those songfics.
    It's Sakura singing "They can't take that away from me" For sasuke, and Sasuke's (OC) comments on it...I might have to warn you that I'm not a fan of sasusaku...

    "Oh, No they can't take that Away from me"

    Sakura:
    ?There are many many crazy things,?

    Sasuke:
    ?Like pink haired kunoichi that could be doing better things than stalk avenging ninja?

    Sakura:
    ?That will keep me loving you.?

    Sasuke:
    ?I doubt you would even stop loving me when I pierce a kunai through your hart.?

    Sakura:
    ?And with your permission,
    May I list a few??


    Sasuke:
    ?Sure, if you?re finished before nightfall?

    Sakura:
    ?The way you wear your hat,?

    Sasuke:
    ?I don?t wear a hat??

    Sakura:
    ?The way you sip your tea.?

    Sasuke:
    ?I haven?t drank tea since I was seven??

    Sakura:
    ?The memory of all that,
    No they can't take that away from me.?


    Sasuke:
    ?Unless you?ll get amnesia of course??

    Sakura:
    ?The way your smile just beams,?

    Sasuke:
    ?My smile beams? Wait a sec, I only smirk??

    Sakura:
    "The way you sing off key."


    Sasuke:
    ?Woman, you?ve never heard me sing, and you?ll probably never will hear me sing either?

    Sakura:
    ?The way you haunt my dreams,?

    Sasuke:
    ?You don?t know what haunting is, unless I kill everyone precious to you in those dreams about me??

    Sakura:
    ?No they can't take that away from me.?

    Sasuke:
    ?And pity enough they can?t take that away from me either??

    Sakura:
    ?We may never, never meet again, on that bumpy road to love.?

    Sasuke:
    ?Mainly because I don?t follow that road??

    Sakura:
    ?Still I'll always, always keep the memory of??

    Sasuke:
    ?Oh god, now we?re going to get it??

    Sakura:
    ?The way you hold your knife,?

    Sasuke:
    ?It?s called a kunai??

    Sakura:
    ?The way we danced till three.?

    Sasuke:
    ???
    Naruto:
    ?You actually danced??
    Sasuke:
    ?I was drugged! I swear!?

    Sakura:
    ?The way you changed my life,
    No they can't take that away from me.?


    Sasuke:
    ?Yes I would also be very happy if they could remove the memory of either my brother or Naruto from my life, but?they can?t?

    The end...
    ----------------------

    Next time, "You make me feel like a natural woman" Sang by Naruto in sexy-no-jutsu form!
     
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  2. HinataFanBoy Aint Depression A Bitch?

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    lol that was very nicely done rep 4 u!
     
  3. KupoExMachina I am Kupo101.

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  4. haikawaiie Safety Pin Junkie

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    That was really funny!
     
  5. AkatsukiKinoichi New Member

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    lol i couldn't stop laughing! XD
     
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