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Penis vs Vagina

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by kapsi, Oct 1, 2005.

oogabooga

  1. penis mightier

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  2. vagina ftw

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  3. GET OUT

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  1. kapsi

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    Babies come from vaginas but with a penis you can write your name on snow! Which one is ">" to the oter? The epic battle ensues!
     
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    The penis, because its use is sorta violent. It stabs. The vagina is the one that gets stabbed. You can't get a clearer winner than that.
     
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  4. KK

    The penis...because it's yummy. :> [/fangirl]
     
  5. furious styles

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    penis can double or more its own size super size bonus no justsu!! plus it's rock hard and can destroy giant structures..and it shoots...boom boom ultimate money shot victory!!!!!!!11
     
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    cunt. . . .
     
  7. furious styles

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    omfg lesbo.

    i <3 lesbo.

    :occa
     
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    in a fight, its pretty obvious who fucks who
     
  9. chauronity

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    Without vaginas (or better said 'uterus'), no penises. Case closed.
    Well, there's always the artificial insemination... but anyways.

    And vagina looks better IMHO.
     
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    You can always refer to the "dicks, pussies, and assholes" rant in Team America and understand who comes out on top... LOL bad pun. XD
     
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    Here is said rant: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
     
  15. Jedi Mind Tricks

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    Pussies get fucked by dicks so I'll give this to the dicks.
     
  16. Kucheeky Badkuya

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    But its 2 vs. 1, Clit w/Vagina vs. Penis, unless you count the scrotum and than we get hypothetical......
     
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    Well ill give it to the penis but in damage amount then the pussy wins because it can last longer.
     
  19. Reznor Supporting Staff

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    Wow. I didn't think that penises would be winning :O
     
  20. Viciousness

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    Vaginas swallow penises for breakfast. They tend to need a good dose of vitamin D, but many can fit strange objects into them and still be alright. And u really have to try hard to wear one out. Plus I go for vaginas, so honestly Ima have to say Vagina's beat Penises on average, though my drill ussually wears out most pussies, its hard work, but enjoyable...
     
  21. CrazyMoronX

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    This has to be the wildest thread ever created here in the battledome...

    I saw the penis has way more special abilities, like super growth, shooting of projectiles, hardening, and it can be used as a face slapping mechanism.
     
  22. ez

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    vaginas ftw.
     
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    penis will be stronger while vagine still virgin but once it's strecth out,vagina(she) only make sound so 'it' wouldn't fell asleep.
     
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    That just about sums my opinion up.
     
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    ....wtf is this thread?
     
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    most vagina > most penis
    my pensi > vaginas
     
  28. Lien

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    Vagina > Penis. We can hide things in them. :ninja lol, that was total randomness.

    "The power of the -p-u-s-s-y" Jay Z and R-Kelly.
     
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    .. vagina>>>>>>>>>>penis- the vagina can shot babies while the penis can shoot..... ......... ...... um not babies!

    Vagina has never ending stamina
    penis needs booster to acheive even high high stamina

    also if hentai has taught us anything vagina can transform... :amazed
     
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    Vagina's will render any red blooded men useless in battle therefore vagina for the win!
     
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