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Pimp Match!!! Kisame,Gai,Kakashi,Itachi

Discussion in 'Naruto Battledome' started by Nice Gai, Nov 30, 2005.

Pimp Match!!! Slap Fight!!

Poll closed Dec 21, 2005.
  1. Kisame bitch slaps everyone with his sword

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  2. Gai uses his Gates to AsukuJaku Slap everyone

    1 vote(s)
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  3. Kakashi chidori slaps everyone

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  4. Itachi just owns them all with his pimp hand he always keep rested on his jacket.

    7 vote(s)
    35.0%
  1. Nice Gai

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    This all about who is the real pimp!. Who will win a bitch slap contest. Everything goes. Who is bigger pimp? Kisame can use his sword, Gai can use his gates, Kakashi can use his Chidori, I guess Itachi can use sharingan to make it fair! Who slaps who the hardest! Who can win this match!
     
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    why does bitch-slapping makes you a pimp?????

    i reallly think it just makes you a pathetic pussy........................


    anyways kisame sameshade can bitchslap AND shave
     
  3. CrazyMoronX

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    I don't think I have to remind everyone of the bitchslap Kakashi already laid on Zabuza.

    He wins by default.
     
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    Chidori bitchslap ftw!
     
  6. heavy_rasengan

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    i give this to itachi. His sneaky little bastard bunshins will make quick work of them while there all fighting.
     
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    Theres gotta be a reason itachi does not use his right hand...latent pimping power anyone.
     
  8. Nice Gai

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    Kisame has probably been hit with that as well. I am still going with Gai's AsakuJaku like a 100 fireball slaps.
     
  9. earthshine

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    yopu mean pimp-smack, not bitch-slap

    i go for itachi, just because i can see him pulling his hand outta his coat and smackin a hoe, then making them kiss his ring
     
  10. Nice Gai

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    Gai slapped the hell out of Gaara's sand!
     
  11. geminis

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    Ok this one has to go to either 8 gated gai slapping a hoe's head off or kisame's shave half-your-fuckin-face off slap.
     
  12. heavy_rasengan

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    LOL ye PRE TIME SKIP but i dont think it can ANYMORE considering it took a fcucking bomb.
     
  13. Jonas

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    Kisame himself is obviously a pimp so he is excluded. Ask Raikiri, he knows for sho'.
     
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    As Jonas knows, this is blatant Raikiri bait. :amuse

    Kisame claps them all--clasper-slap > pimp-slap.
     
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    Itachi. He already slapped Kurenai with a kick and he is part of an "organization".

    Kisame isn't a pimp.. He is a gentleman
     
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    you don't want to get hit by a kisame cockslap. he's chopped down trees before with his erection. :cool :Kisame
     
  17. Nice Gai

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    I see why Itachi hangs out with him now. But damn that is so gross. Remember Gai and Kakashi are like that. Kakashi slapped the hell out of Zabuza and Gai punches people through walls. Itachi will slap some body and be like I am Rick James Bitch!!! UNITY!!!(shows ring)
     
  18. Gyroscope

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    Since when are Itachi and Kakashi pimps???

    We know that Kisame is one, and that theres only one man pimp enough to hang with him and that is Gai.

    Itachi and Kakashi do not compare.
     
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    Raikiri is very sick so he asked me to post this, enjoy:

    KISAME obviously wins this.

    When the Ramen Lady asked if Naruto wanted extra dumplings in his ramen, she was thinking about the time she slept with Kisame's dumplings in her soup all night long.

    When ANKO used her "double snake assassination" on Oro, she was thinking about the time Kisame used his double snakes to assassinate her no-no spot in a wet saltwater bath.

    When TSUNADE told Naruto he was being very naughty for not listening to her, she was thinking about the time she put on a little play for KISAME dressed as a schoolgirl, and how that day, it was the teacher who put the apple into the pupil.

    Kisame is a delicate, caring lover. He's masterful like a shark, but soft like a prayer. Have you ever pet a manatee (they are related to sharks)? They are soft to the touch, yet it is obvious that, like sharks, they have the sharpness that makes the ladies go wild.

    Kisame is a true pimp. If I've learned anything from Futurama, it's that sharks can't look back--they don't have necks! While this means that Kisame has broken hearts at every port of call, it's also clear that when some woman does manage to snag him in her net, she'll be set for life.
     
  20. Nice Gai

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    Well cause he is a shark he eats a lot of fish! I appreciate you giving Gai props. Come on you guys know Gai is a pimp. He comes to work fresh clothes, hair groomed, positive attitude and his hygeine is the best I have ever seen. Ninja has a hell of good dentist.
     
  21. XfayeVX

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    yeah i agree with whoever said bitch slapping makes you a pussy. however, chidori-slapping is a totally different story. haha
     
  22. OniTasku

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    I'm going to go with Kisame. Because he has the power of summoning all that is Bukkake. He's one bad mother- Shut ya' mouth!

    I was only talking about Kisame. 8D
     
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    DOUBLECOCK SLAP OWNZ ALL BELIEVE IT!!!!
    Kisame ftw
     
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    I go with Itachi. :amuse

    His sharingan will pierce through everyone with ease. :evil
     
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  26. Jonas

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    Itachi isn't a pimp. He's one of the most silent types in the series. Kisame -- however, is confidant and likes to beat the shit outta one that rejects his biddings! It's so obvious Kisame and his claspers > Itachi + Gai + Kakashi

    Edit: he's the smexiest male in the series too :nod :nod
     
  27. Blitzkrieg

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    kakshi wins he'll do this to everyone

     
  28. AngstyUchiha

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    Kakshi is a total pimp, however, even though I've never seen Itachi use a bitchslap, he totally has a bitch kick! Look how he puts Sasuke in his place with it.
     
  29. Nice Gai

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    Wow thanks for bringing my thread back! I still have Gai laying the smacking down on their candy ass!
     
  30. AngstyUchiha

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    No freaking way! Gai is in no way a pimp! He would never be able to botch slap Itachi or Kakashi. But if you will notice, Itachi could hit them so hard they wouldn't even know what happened. And he'd do it so fast no one would even be able to see him!
     
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