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Plan your funeral

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by UtahCrip, Oct 15, 2005.

  1. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    So when you die how do you want your funeral to be like?


    when i get shot up and layed to rest i want my funeral to be kicc ass.
    - open casket with me roccing full blue. dont matter how bad i got shot open casket is what i want
    -get everyone a RIP Hubey shirt.
    -the soundtracc has to be good to(thugz mansion and when thugs cry will definetly be getting played ).
    -everyone who attends gets their own 40(none of that byob shit) to pay respect
    - i want snoop there to but that would probably never happen. a crip legend at my funeral would be great.

    i want everyone to have a good time cause you cant spell funeral without fun
     
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  2. SeruraRenge Reaching infinite

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    I don't want to be buried. But I don't want to be cremated either. I wanna be blown up. Just put me on a bunch of explosives and let em off.

    Or better yet, drop my body out of a helicopter. But you gotta leave me there, no matter where I land. Even if it's the mayor's lawn. But do keep the dogs away.
     
  3. meekozy RETARD

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    :S WTF! What did I tell you about stop acting like a black dude when you're white!

    On topic, I just want a normal funeral, meaning, black clothes, black coffin and black roses.
     
  4. Danny Lilithborne 我を愛する修羅

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    I don't plan to have a funeral. If I die, I just want my body to be thrown into the ocean.
     
  5. Riles481 Jade-Eyed Jasper

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    Funeral, FUCK THAT! I wanna have sometin fucked up or cool happen to me when i die, like doing a triple backflip into a volcano, or fighting a bear and finding my body (or whats left of it) all over the forest.

    ya...thatd be cool



    and on a side note, Uteahcrip, as it states in your name, you are fro Utah, which just happens to be the most ungangsta and most religious state in the union(mormons, need i say more), and on top of that your white and your expectin me to believe that your a member of the crips:blink

    whatever dude, a white boy from Utah is the last person the Crips would accept into their gang.
     
  6. TDM Toast

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    I'm prolly gonna get neutralized during the Revolution, but I'd prefer to be cremated.
     
  7. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    I fully resent that. Why is that acting black? I'd rather classify that as a totally different type of attitude. Once you say that it's acting like a whole race then you're generalizing in a rather offending manner. Saying acting like a gangsta, or hood gangsta, or something similar to that, is much more acceptable :amuse. But since UC is a gangsta in all of our hearts then there's no need to tell him to stop.

    Oh and I wanna be creamated like in the olden days and stuff.
     
  8. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    stop spitting non sense to these kids. utah is da murder capital as far as im concerned. crips dont discriminate. like i been saying real recognize real. they recognized my gangsta and thats all it took.
     
  9. Dark Schneider The Ruler of the Universe

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    All I know is the song "We will rock you" or "We are the Champions" must be played at my funeral. :D
     
  10. sperish so?

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    Oh yay, a meaningful thread xd
    I wanna be mummified, and kept in a glass casket +_+
    No music, no partying xd
     
  11. Miss CCV Alis Volat Propriis.

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    I would like to be buried in a casket. In my viewing, I want to be surrounded by beautiful white roses and have a classical piece play in the background (i.e. Beethoven - "Moonlight Sonata" or the "Sunrise, Sunset" theme. I used to play the piano a long time ago that's why).

    But hey, I don't want to die just yet! It's just morbid wishful thinking for now...
     
  12. Darko Ero-sennin writes good books

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    in the words of red from that 70s show...

    "When my time comes I want to be buried face-down, so that anyone who doesn't like me, can kiss my ass"

    honestly though i dont care how im buried though cremation seems to be the most dignified since you wont be having worms crawling in your innards for a hundred years while you slowly decompose
     
  13. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    oh yeah almost forgot one other request

    -they should bury me with a glocc and some shells incase cats want drama on the other side
     
  14. SeruraRenge Reaching infinite

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    what's a glocc? Unless it's a misspelling?
     
  15. KK Guest

    LOLOL. That was confounding.

    As long as there are several sexy mayles riding my preserved corpse, I'd be mighty pleased.
     
  16. Miss CCV Alis Volat Propriis.

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    Tell those catz I said "wassup ya'll" once you reach Thugz Mansion, aiite yo?
     
  17. SeruraRenge Reaching infinite

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    Also, if I decide to be buried, I have a wish: Put in a tape recorder that goes off while they're lowering me. It's a recording of me screaming "I'm not dead! Oh dear God, lemme out of here!"
     
  18. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    respond to my pm
     
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  19. Jones ...and they served the beam.

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    i'd want blue neon lights under and in my casket. thats all. and maybe i'd play some gangsta rap (even nthough i dislike it strongly (hate)) just to piss off the old ppl.
     
  20. SkyIron pwn3ed

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    I would like my body to buried so other organisms can live off me... ie: To benefit all other life.
     
  21. Yukimura k.fmgdf,m, impossible

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    I want it to be outdoors, in a undisturbed forest near a lake, on a chilly autumn night. I'll be in a casket with pure white petals. Eyes on Me by Faye Wong and probably Fields of Hope & Mizu no Akashi by Tanaka Rie will be played. There shouldn't be much partying--I want it to be calm and quiet. After the funeral, I get cremated and my ashes tossed somewhere unpopulated, hopefully on top of a tall mountain.

    Aww, I'm sad now.

    edit: and my 10 year old sailor moon drawings should be there too.
     
  22. Oujisama ★~평화의날~★

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    Ha ha murder capital, dont make me laugh. "as far as im concerned", well "as far" is about as far as you can throw a truck.

    Anyway, i wanna be cremated, cause i dont want my remains still on this filthy earth, i want to be just gone in the air.
     
  23. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    get off my nuts, cuz. you would get murdered in SLC. utah is the murder capital and yes we do indeed murder for capital.
     
  24. aLkeMiSt Curious

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    I was thinking of a different kind of funeral... you know.. a normal one?
     
  25. UtahCrip Utah, we go hard

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    that type of funeral is normal round here.
     
  26. Miss CCV Alis Volat Propriis.

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    "Don't feed the trolls."

    Just feed them with sarcastic humor. :)
     
  27. Yume Neeban I survived the crucible

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    Cremated then 1/3 is just let loose into the wind. 1/3 dropped into the ocean. 1/3 into space.
     
  28. EDhg Woman Kazekage..

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    Cremated most likely.. then thrown into the sea.. OR blast off into space! :p
     
  29. Miss Asphyxia OmFg HaKu~~!!1!!1!one

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    True story *And totally O.T., I apologize*

    The other day I was floating through the net and happened upon .. and who should turn up there but our dear friend Utah Crip. The pic of the skinny white guy looking protentious and utterly rediculous that he had in his old sig.

    Sorry if anyone else has already seen this, I thought this was amusing..
     
  30. Shikamaru-sama Been here too long

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    Im not particularly bothered what happens at my funeral as long as im not there
     
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