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Post Three Words and I'll Make a Short Horror Story from Them

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  1. Raiden I'm with <b><font color="#ff6600">COCO</font></b>

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    And all the women here only think about sex, gross. What has society been reduced to? Potatoes in asses? My poor soul can't even imagine it :D:
     
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  12. Nighty the Mighty I swim in outer space Administrator

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  15. Pandamonium Insomnia Global Moderator

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    Its supposed to be horror story from 3 words not in 3 words :catcane
     
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  17. Itachі Man of The People

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  19. Dr. Negri Dominus

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    There was once a lazy fuccboi called Raiden who decided he'd bring some meaningless hype to the Nigerian Embassy via a short story thread. However, when he realized each entry would require creativity and several minutes of doing something, he bailed. "I hate my job!" he screamed manchildishly, and fucked off to rewatch Boku no Pico, sitting on his futon like a potato while shoving a ballpoint pen in his booty because he was into that kinda thing.

    What a drag it was that OP was suddenly intercepted by an optimistic nigger penis. "OH SHIT" Raiden blubbed as the penis forcefully tried to enter his man vagina. "THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I HADN'T BEEN A SHITLORD AND JUST FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH MY THREAD". On a scale from 1 to being trapped in a room filled with a horde of horny Zyraxes (or is it Zyrices?), he rated this situation a 9.5.

    A bone-chilling "What's good fam.." suddenly erupted from the surrounding darkness "...you gon' suck my dick or what?". Raiden began screaming uncontrollably again, hearing fragments of speech between screams that sounded vaguely like "C'mere boi, imma stretch yo' sunflower with my meat microphone". He stopped screaming just in time to hear how he was going to have more wood inside him than a panda's daily diet, and how he was going to become the man's personal ashtray.

    Fortunately for Raiden, his potential virginity-stealer was distracted by a conveniently placed basket of fried chicken, giving Raiden the opportunity to grab him by his cornrows and deal a fatal blow.

    Raiden, his face a mess of tears and smudged eyeshadow, surveyed the corpse of the naked black man, his member still proudly waving to and fro, and decided now was as good a time as any to end it all. He flung himself at full force into his collection of Bleach figurines, impaling himself painfully on a miniature model of Byakuya's Bankai.

    A few weeks later, his possessions were sold off at an auction, his collection of thoroughbred rats receiving the highest bid from an anonymous buyer in Haiti, and his yacht being bought by professional NEET and aspiring serial killer Luigi 'Finalbeta' Luigi. Finalbeta used the yacht to sail to Australia, intent on finding Chloe. He stalks her for a while until she notices. "Are you serious?" she sighs exasperatedly as she grabs him with her forelegs and spins him in her web before devouring his head.

    Happy ending? Happy ending. :dank :dank :dank
     
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    Australia, kiwis, kunts.
     
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