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Post Your Crazy/Weird/Impossible Bleach Battles Here!

Discussion in 'Bleach' started by Utz, Jun 27, 2005.

  1. Utz Allure in the Wind

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    As the title says, instead of making worthless threads like "Ichigo's hair vs. Kon's Teddy Bear Ear", just post all those crazy battles YOU KNOW you've thought of and imagined in your head XD

    I'll start it off:

    Orihime's Right Boob vs.
    Spoiler: Spoiler
    Yorouchi's Left Boob
     
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  2. Shinoda_Ex GARRRR!!!

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    Yorouichi's got this won. And uh...would that be a spoiler?
     
  3. Utz Allure in the Wind

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    Hmm, now that you mention it, it could be XD *goes to edit it*
     
  4. metronomy Active Member

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    This thread seems pretty pointless, but what the heck with it.

    Random person in episode 13's shoe lace Vs That drop of rain in the flashbacks about Ichigo's mum..... :/
     
  5. Misk Burn my Dread

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    Kon vs. Chucky(from those movies)
     
  6. Utz Allure in the Wind

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    Oooo

    Urahara's Green Gat vs. Komomaru's Helmet
     
  7. metronomy Active Member

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    This could be interpreted in many different ways.
     
  8. Gooba Join us

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    I'll sticky this.

    Yachiru's cuteness vs a kitten's
     
  9. metronomy Active Member

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    This thread is just going to sink into pointless Spam.

    Ichigo's Dads secret porno stash vs Ganju's secret porno stash
     
  10. Insipidipity Ignostic Buddhist

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    Lets see...Ichigo's Dad's wife is dead, Ganju's brother is dead. I'll go with Ichigo's dad on this one...
     
  11. metronomy Active Member

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    Ganju is fugly though, so i go with him, because, let's face it, he is never going to get it.
     
  12. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    I wouldn't be so sure. I think he already "gets it" from that boar he rides around :S

    Who gets more ass: Ganju's boar or Gai's turtle?
     
  13. Utz Allure in the Wind

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    Definitely Ganju's boar, he rides that thing like no tomorrow ;)
     
  14. Narutimate Hero Konoha's greatest

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    the Karakura Lion Jet vs Kon...

    Orihime, Yorouchi and Rangiku in a Bra and Panties match..

    Shunsui vs Shikamaru for the World's Laziest Dude Belt

    Kurosaki Isshin vs Maito Gai - which one is cooler?

    The Death God/s of Bleach vs the Death God of Naruto

    Hanamichi Sakuragi (Slam Dunk) vs Kurosaki Ichigo

    Ishida vs Legolas
     
  15. InEviTabLe.SiN I like..food?

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    Kon inside Ichigo's body versus Rock Lee from Naruto.
    Also, this is not related but, if all the Squad Division Leaders were to battle til the last one standing, who do ya reckon would win?
     
  16. DivinePunishment Doesn't Want A Custom Title

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    Orihime V Matsumoto in a mud wrestling match ^.^
    Iceman V Hitsugaya in a ice sculpturing contest
    4th Hokage/Yondaime V Byakuya in their version of Marco Polo
    Sephiroth V Guy with longest sword in Bleach? :laugh
     
  17. wolfman_120 One Winged Angel

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    Spoiler:
    Aizen
    VS. Cloud

    ...

    That wouldn't be a bad normal fight
     
  18. Narutomasterfan71 Elite ANBU

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    uhhhh orihimevs rangiku in a make out match
    ...with there clothes off, and no pantys...and there both wet...scratch that make it hot and steamy... *god i need a girlfriend.....
     
  19. superman_1 Well-Known Member

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    kon (teddy lion toy) vs. "you know who" <-- Major Manga Spoiler

    all out female orgy......watever goes....no rules...
     
  20. Zoro - inactive Siegfried Mustang

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    Ishida wins this!
     
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  21. A3-kun Antw?rpen?r

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    omg..would it even matter who wins? xD

    Yoruichi's tail vs Renji's Zanpaku-to's manifestation's tail (what's it's name? :S)
    Byakuya's hairstyle vs Ishida's hairstyle
    The lint under Ichigo's bed vs Kon's stuffing
     
  22. The Space Cowboy Unfair, Unjust, Human

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    Yachiru (It's pretty obvious she does Ken-chan's hair) vs. Yumichika in competitive hair dressing.
     
  23. horsegoesmoo New Member

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    how 'bout Inoue vs. Yoruichi vs. Matsumoto on the beach... *drool*
     
  24. Megaharrison Eternal President of the Cafe Retired Staff

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    Rukia vs. Inoue in who can be the most lame character ever.
     
  25. Shinigami Kido User child prodigy and narutard

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    Ishida vs. Sasuke for the cup of Most Pathetic Avenger

    Orihime vs. Hinata in Most insecure hard-working tag-along

    Ichigo vs. Naruto Inner Demon With The Biggest/Friekiest Grin

    and to conclude


    Yachiru vs. Rin Rin in Most Annoying Brat
     
  26. Sasuke1_2 Lelouch Lamperouge

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    Yachiru's Pink hair VS Sakura's Pink hair! XD Whos gonna win!?
     
  27. Kisame Banned

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    Everyone vs Tousen.



    They of course have no chance so I don't even waste time making the thread.
     
  28. Insipidipity Ignostic Buddhist

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    Ichigo vs. a bag of strawberries
     
  29. Kisame Banned

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    Chad vs an espada.
     
  30. Lord Yu Active Member

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    Aizen vs Karin in a winner take all battle for the universe!:yell
     
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