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Discussion in 'Featured Anime of the November 2008' started by El Torero, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. El Torero

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    Gintoki, episode 27:
    ''Inside me, there is an organ more important than my heart. Although you can´t see it, I feel it going right through my head and down to my legs, and I know that it exists inside me. It´s the one that lets me stand up and walk forward. So that I can walk forward, without ever trembling. If I stopped here I feel like it would break...My soul would break. Even more than if my heart stops beating, to me that is the most important. Even if I become senile and my back gets bent, I still have to walk foward.''

    Gintoki, episode 1:
    ''Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?''

    Katsura, almost all episodes:
    ''It´s not Zura. IT´S KATSURA!''

    Gintoki, episode 25:
    ''That´s a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world'' (yes, Itachi parody, lol)

    Gintoki, I don´t remember episode:
    "Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!

    Trouble with tests?
    Fighting with your parents?
    Some girl you like?
    Odiferous nethers?

    If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!"

    Gintoki and Hijikata, episode 19 I think
    "Hey, where are you going!? What's 'that thing'? Are you running away!? Trying to give me the slip, you bastard!"
    "Why would I? I'm going to search for a bazooka to shoot her!"
    "Where would you get that sort of thing!?"
    "Everyone has a bazooka in his heart!"

    I´ll try to put more quotes here. You too guyz! :nuts
     
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    Gintoki: "Listen up, I don't care what you punks do around the universe. But with this, my sword ... anywhere it can reach, is part of my country! Asses who blunder in and violate my things ... whether it be a Shogun, whether it be space pirates, whther it be a meteorite, I'll destroy them!!"

    Gintoki: "Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura?"
    Katsura: "Not Zura, it's Captain Katsura."
     
  3. swamped

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    This is going to be a great thread! Nearly every line from Gintama is quotable.
    Having said that, I can't really remember any at the moment so I'm going to re-watch a few episodes...
     
  4. El Torero

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    Gintoki: ''Kagura! Call to an ambulance!''
    Kagura: ''AMBULANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE''
     
  5. Shadow Blade

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    Episode 10:

    "This is the exotic penguin, he doesn't eat humans... The bear next to it DOES, though"
    Prince Hata's personal
     
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    There are way too many good Gintama quotes to just pick one or two. This thread is automatic win. :)

    "Zura janai, MATSU da!" - It's not "Zura," it's "Pine Tree"! (Shippuuden parody)

    Gin-san stopped by a metal detector: "Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

    Prince: "Pets are like family to me!"
    Gin-san: "Then you look for him (the lost pet, Pace), you stupid princeling."
    Hasegawa: "Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he's still a prince!"
    Shinpachi: "I see. He's a prince because he's an idiot."
    Hasegawa: "No, he's a prince *even though* he's an idiot."
    Kagura: "I see. He's an idiot even though he's a prince."
    Gin-san: "So he's an idiotic prince."
    Hasegawa: "No, retard, he's a prince *even though* he's an idiot!"
    Jii (prince's servant): "Come on, cretins! Don't call the idiot an idiotic prince! You'll hurt his feelings!"
    Prince: "You're calling me an idiot too?"
     
  7. Arti

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    lol Just finished watching Eo 54 and i must say
    is epic XD
     
  8. kakashi:D

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    haha, gintama just soo funny, the best quote... ] episode 43
    Setting, kagura spies on the gang who are in Otoses snack bar, thinking kagura left with her dad.

    Gintoki comes out of the toilet.... "Ah, why has this happened..."
    Kagura giggles..." has his eyes swollen up?!"
    "This is bad... my 'private place' has clearly swollen up considerably."
    Kagura falls back in schock...

    shipachi... "haaahh? Have you been touching yourself?
    Gintoki " Dont compare me with you, How old do you think i am?"
    Hasegawa "Maybe your sick? Could you have caught it from someone?
    Gintoki "dont compare me with you, I dont cross dangerous bridges...."
    Kagura clearly angry... "THAT BASTARD! How the hell is he getting turned on right after someones left?!?"
     
  9. RamzaBeoulve

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    gintoki-*staring at his hand in the toilet* "do u know why people have 2 hands? thats because..."

    the miko sister (forgot name) "do u know why ur ass is split into 2? thats because its fine for one side to be touched
    otae "no thats wrong, asses, you see, are proof that humans were once angels, they used to be wings"
     
  10. kakashi:D

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    best....... shinpachi, haha, u rule dude
    CHOME CHOME!!!!!
    CHOME CHOME!!!!!
     
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    This was hard, but easy as well...this quote is epic
    "Listen up!
    Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
    But it's cold outside your bed.
    You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
    You make up your mind to go!
    You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
    You think that all your life has led to this moment!
    But then you realize!
    It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
    That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
    But you don't stop! You can't stop!
    That's what I'm talking about!
    THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
    DO YOU GET IT!?"
     
  12. Uli

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    [While Hijikata?s back is turned, Okita aims a bazooka at him]
    Okita: Goodbye, vice captain. Why don?t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]
    Hijikata: [straightening up from being bent down] Oi Sougo, just what do you think you?re doing? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
    Okita: Oh, no. It was just a joke. A joke! I?m always doing it, aren?t I?
    Hijikata: You?re always trying to kill me?





    Gintoki: When a woman says something?s cute, a man just can?t trust it.



    Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
    Gintoki: I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!
    Student: Lollipops don't smoke.
    Gintoki: I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.
    Girls: NO WAY!
     
  13. Fran

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    "I'm not a lolicon, I'm a feminist"
    ~
    "I'm a feminist who likes children"
    "THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A LOLICON!"

    What a great character.
     
  14. tiff-tiff86

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    Kagura: "You don't need a driver's license to hit and run!"

    (Gintama chpt.4)
     
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    "A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi"

    "In troubled times, laugh, laugh"

    "Complain about your job outside of your house, not inside. Well, if that's the case, I will complain a little. "Country of Samurai", was a story of long time ago when our country has been called by that name... anime that started like that is now one and half a year old. That kind of stuff, that stuff, there was a lot of stuff that happened. Well, we thought that now, we can look at our past, "Ugh, it's a filler episode. Are they being lazy?" It is hard to make anime, so stop complaining!"
     
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    Not exactly funny, but memorable :p

    "My name is Katsura Kotaru, I am working as a revolutionary."
    "Revolutionary?"
    "Don't you know what it is? It means I'm a Samurai. Do you not know what a samurai is?
    "Samurai..I know what samurai is."
    "Oh?"
    "In a position higher than both hero and Demon king, one of the four heavenly demon kings."

    And 2 from episode 74.
    Katsura: "Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?
    Gintoki: "Shut up, scum."
    Katsura: "They're not scum!" "They're Zombrows"
    Gintoki: "At this rate, we may be the only sane ones left in the kabuki district. Isn't there a way to get out of this mess Katsura?"
    Katsura: They're not Katsura, they're Zombrows!"
    Gintoki: "Crap the Zombrows found- eh?!
    *Katsura looks very satisfied and Gintoki kicks him in the face*
    Gintoki:" And what are you so happy about?! You seriously piss me off idiot"
    Katsura: "Gintoki, I won't forget that, you said it you call them "Zombrows" it's decided they're called Zombrows!"

    and this one.

    They have escaped from the Zombrows, Gintoki, , Shinpachi, Kagura, Katsura and Sacchan and a pair of glasses are in an elevator.

    Sacchan: Everybody okay? We got everyone?
    Gintoki: one, two, three, four, five, six..Yeah that's everyone.
    Shinpachi: no..wait a minute. Six people? Count one more time please.
    Gintoki: I'm telling you it's okay. Me, you, Kagura, Zura, Sa-chan, Hasegawa-san. You see ? six people.
    Shinpachi: Hold up! Hasegawa-san is this? This is a pair of sunglasses, right?!
    Gintoki: That's right! Hasegawa-san is a pair of sunglasses.
    Shinpachi: That's not what I meant! All that's left of Hasegawa-san is this pair of sunglasses!
    Kagura: That's right! Madao is only a pair of sunglasses!
     
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    Episode 56:

    Okita: "Wow, the Commander sure is popular. The ignorant masses follow her every where she goes -fall off a cliff and die, Hijikata you bastard."
    Hijikata: "What's up with that song? It sounds like it's making fun of us -get beaten up and die under protection, Okita."
    Okita: "That's called being overly self-conscious. It just sounds like a sweet love song to me -go to the next world by gas poisoning, Hijikata."
    Hijikata: "It feels like our image is just going from bad to worse -fall off a cliff and die Okita.
    Okita: "What do we do if there's a terrorist attack? We don't have our swords -soak in hot water and boil to death, Hijikata."
    Hijikata: "I don't care anymore -moomin. Let's kill Okita."
    Okita: "Die, Hijikata."
    Hijikata: "Die, Okita."
    Okita: "Die, Okita...oops, messed up...Hijikata."
     
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    I was going to put this in its own thread, but I guess it'll go here:


    "Master, a Camus on the rocks."
    That in itself, is epic

    However, added with its excessive use and its relation to 'hardboiled'...


    "He thinks that he'll become 'hardboiled' by saying 'Camus'."

    "It must have been ten years of hard relationships....Camus :LOS"
     
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    Matsudaira: "Anyone who wears sunglasses is an assassin."


    Okita: "I forgot to Close the belt! I forgot to close the belt!"
    Matsudaira: "What happened to him being all natural? He's almost like a completely different person!"
    Okita: "It's because I'm an ace that I'm so vulnerable! I'm a glass sword you know!"

    Gintoki: "For a while now, I've been seeing a demon that looks like an old woman in this room..."
    Doctor: "Sakata, it's okay; it's not a demon. This is a hospital, of course we have ghosts!" (the doctor just said it so matter-of-fact that it made me giggle, lawls.)

    Hijikata: "If you see any suspicious looking people, don't hesitate to take them down. I'll take responsibility."
    Okita: "Really? Then if I see a samurai, I'll kill him, and you can take the consequences."
    Hijikata: "Okay, everyone, forget what I just said!"


    Okita: "Hijikata, I forgot my flute at the headquarters so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick."
    Hijikata: "Right; be sure to not come back again. Dammit, I'm sick of you guys, it's enough! I'll go alone so wait there, you bastards."
    Hijikata: "Sougo, I forgot the protractor at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it reall quick."
    Okita: "Hijikata, it's ok. If you want a protractor I have one right here."

    Kondou: "If we're not careful, Sougo will become a sadist."
    Hijikata: "Oh, it's too late for him. He's already Prince of the Planet Sadist."

    Gintoki: "My hands' a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!"

    Yamazaki: "We're not really putting our minds to it, we're just faking it."

    Gintoki: "One might say we're systematically taking over the country, except it seems to be a horrific failure."

    Gintoki: "Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away."

    Gintoki: "That's like what some evil organization in some anime would do!"


     
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    Soon to come: The Kinniku Buster. That episode ... freaking awesome :oh
     
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