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Samuel L. Jackson vs. Orochimaru

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Endless Mike, Oct 10, 2006.

  1. Endless Mike

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    The fight takes place on a plane.

    Who wins?
     
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    samuel L. jackson

    cause he's a bad MoFo, and he had it with those motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane
     
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    have you seen sam jackson work the tasergun?

    oro doesnt stand a chance
     
  4. Goodfellow

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    A Jackson versus a Jackson eh?

    I go for Jackson.
     
  5. fluit

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    Samuel L. Jackson with the diy flamethrower
     
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    Why don't you add Solid Snake, Snake 'Jailbird' (the Simpsons), and Voldemort as well?
     
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    Becaus Jackson would school them all!
     
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    Samuel L. Jackson.

    I like the snake references with the plane and Orochimaru heh heh. Really though, how could even the great Orochimaru take down a Jedi Master/FBI Agent/Scientist/whatever else.
     
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    Oro is outclassed here.
     
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    Jackson on a plane is invincible.

    A Plane is to Jackson, like Spinach is to Popeye.
     
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    maybe Orochimaru will just take Samuel L. Jackson's body instead of Sasuke. lol
     
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    Samuel L Jackson wins by ejecting Oro out of the plane and into a volcano.
     
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    is this with or without prep-time?
     
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    Well, he's fucking Mace Windu.
     
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    Samuel L. Jackson prime (Jules Winnfield) would pawn Oro.
     
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    Sam Jackson + lightsaber + plane + jerri curl = UNBEATABLE
     
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    Why is there no mention of his "mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" qoute in this thread?!?! Are we really on the Internet?!?!
     
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    ^We don't allow naugthy words on the internet. Just porn.
     
  19. mustang

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    Seriously Oro doesn't have a chance in hell against Jackson on a plane, I give Oro a minute at best.
     
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    The Samuel from Pee Wee's Playhouse would win.
     
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    We need a poll.

    And I vote Samuel L. Jackson. Oro doesn't stand a chance.
     
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    Samuel, hands down. He was a jedi, he was an fbi agent, he was bruce willis' sidekick, he was mother fucking everything.
    Oro would look at samuel and try and run... but finds no place to hide... and then oro would jump to his own doom, knowing suicide is a far better death than what was coming for him by Samuel L. Jackson.

    Fear da Samuel L. Jackson
     
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    Have you even read the first reply? :notrust

    :oh
     
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    But if Orochimaru summons Velicoraptors, Sammy wouldn't stand a chance.
     
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