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Samuel L. Jackson vs. Orochimaru

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Endless Mike, Oct 10, 2006.

  1. Endless Mike Getting too old for this shit

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    The fight takes place on a plane.

    Who wins?
     
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  2. el MoFo Bad, Just Bad

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    samuel L. jackson

    cause he's a bad MoFo, and he had it with those motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane
     
  3. uncanny_sama Que Veux-tu

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    have you seen sam jackson work the tasergun?

    oro doesnt stand a chance
     
  4. Goodfellow .

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    A Jackson versus a Jackson eh?

    I go for Jackson.
     
  5. fluit New Member

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    Samuel L. Jackson with the diy flamethrower
     
  6. Megadoomer Member

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    Why don't you add Solid Snake, Snake 'Jailbird' (the Simpsons), and Voldemort as well?
     
  7. DeepThought I See What You Did There...

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    Becaus Jackson would school them all!
     
  8. Darth Judicar A#1 Roller Rager

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    Samuel L. Jackson.

    I like the snake references with the plane and Orochimaru heh heh. Really though, how could even the great Orochimaru take down a Jedi Master/FBI Agent/Scientist/whatever else.
     
  9. Miyata Prime Banned

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    Oro is outclassed here.
     
  10. Sasori <font color="#8B0000">● GB Genius ●</font>

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    Jackson on a plane is invincible.

    A Plane is to Jackson, like Spinach is to Popeye.
     
  11. TheStoryMaster Member

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    maybe Orochimaru will just take Samuel L. Jackson's body instead of Sasuke. lol
     
  12. EXhack The Immortal Stalker

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    Samuel L Jackson wins by ejecting Oro out of the plane and into a volcano.
     
  13. RAGING BONER Sexual Tyrannosaurus

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    is this with or without prep-time?
     
  14. Geese Yep

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    Well, he's fucking Mace Windu.
     
  15. Danchou Antagonist

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    Samuel L. Jackson prime (Jules Winnfield) would pawn Oro.
     
  16. Suzumebachi ReSpekt

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    Sam Jackson + lightsaber + plane + jerri curl = UNBEATABLE
     
  17. gabha GB's Norman

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    Why is there no mention of his "mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" qoute in this thread?!?! Are we really on the Internet?!?!
     
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  18. Suzumebachi ReSpekt

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    ^We don't allow naugthy words on the internet. Just porn.
     
  19. mustang BOOM

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    Seriously Oro doesn't have a chance in hell against Jackson on a plane, I give Oro a minute at best.
     
  20. escamoh escaflowne3

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    The Samuel from Pee Wee's Playhouse would win.
     
  21. Brandt And Beyond

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    We need a poll.

    And I vote Samuel L. Jackson. Oro doesn't stand a chance.
     
  22. Predator Want Some Candy?

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    Samuel, hands down. He was a jedi, he was an fbi agent, he was bruce willis' sidekick, he was mother fucking everything.
    Oro would look at samuel and try and run... but finds no place to hide... and then oro would jump to his own doom, knowing suicide is a far better death than what was coming for him by Samuel L. Jackson.

    Fear da Samuel L. Jackson
     
  23. MiNaC Uncomfortable Silence

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    Have you even read the first reply? :notrust

    :oh
     
  24. Wesley Guess who it is!?

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    But if Orochimaru summons Velicoraptors, Sammy wouldn't stand a chance.
     
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