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Sasuke is the coolest character of hebi: an analysis of coolness and Suigetsu's fail

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by shadowrocks17, May 29, 2007.

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  1. shadowrocks17

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    Sasuke is the coolest not only in his team but in his own manga and own character, he examplifies the term most primal player. His win is Known through out the Sound his padawan bitch boy Suigetsu says so. In points he's in the lead of Better badasses like Itachi and Gai(which is not badass). Going from part one to Part 2.

    20 for ultimate cool guy brood poses in his first introduction

    20 for Calling his lamer teamates annoying and gay

    15 points for holding off Sound Nins and showing his surpreme skills in the begining

    20 for protecting Naruto

    50 for getting in Lee's, Neji's and Gaara's faces as the MVP.

    50 for unlocking Sharigan and manipulating Lee's style.

    10 for admitting he's not stonger yet so he must get to training.

    33 points for being alpha male in the forrest of death.

    5 for gathering up enough corage to fight off Oro while protecting Naruto and Sakura.

    20 for fighting the Sound Nin in the Chunin exams

    100 points for badass entrance with Kakashi

    70 points for showing is stuff against gaara

    42 points for holding him off.

    15 points with shino

    12 points for catching Sakura when naruto defeated gaara.

    21 points for facing Itachi with balls

    2 points for getting manhandled

    4 points for fighting Naruto while Injured

    10 points for fighting off the sound nins

    50 points for beating Naruto in the Vote Fight

    2 points for leaving everything he has for power in order for his vengence.

    100 points for planning it out.

    Part 2:
    10 Points for being introduced with the same cool guy brood face

    27 points for the wardrobe

    19 points for pwnage of Yamato, Sakura, and Naruto.

    30 points of supressing Kyubbi

    100 points for pwning Naruto yet again.

    infinate points for pwning 1000 ninja

    100 points for betraying Oro and destorying him

    100 points for the badass speech.

    20 points for recruiting the Padawan poser.

    3 points for the finger banger.

    2 for the smile.

    1 for the melancholy expression.

    10 points for recruiting Karin and Juugo

    200 points for pwning experiments, freeing experiments and breaking down doors.

    x100 points for keeping them in line like puppys

    x100 points for pwning Suigetsu smart mouth ass

    200 for Oro Jutsu

    900 for getting another fangirl for his harem.

    3 points for not caring

    40 points for being the leader of team Hebi

    100 points for using these n00bs as akatsuki bait

    200 for getting Uchiha cloaks

    300 for coming up with a plan to infiltrate the base.

    400 for brushing off Karin for the second time.


    So it's settled, Sasuke is Jesus in the form of Metal and dark.

    He's Mere Sith God, Suigetsu has yet to come across a 1000 jounin, a powerful Sanin, or a badass fox demon pwning them with ease.

    Suigetsu is lame, team hebi is lame the epsicieally Suigetsu who serves nothign but a clichepersonality to the team plus Zabuza's sword, which he does not deserve to weild since he's mere Padawan.

    Sasuke is better than him in every form of the word cool and awesome, Suigetsu is Sasuke's bitch, he is his slave, he's mediorce in front of the Uchiha. Just like the rest.

    Sasuke makes hebi better and more decent, Suigetsu is a burden that needs to be terminated as soon as possible. Sasuke is what makes everything good, the word of god is Sasuke, the light is Sasuke, the Holy Sprit is Sasuke.

    Suigetsu is Dante Sasuke is Vergil and by law Vergil is cooler than Dante.

    Sasuke > Sai's Penis > Zabuza's Sword > Suigetsu.
     
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    fixed, Demons > Angels.
     
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    sasuke is cool but Suigetsu is just way cooler
     
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    Sasuke has had his moments...
     
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    Suigetsu is literally and figurativley flowing like water, cool like melted ice.
     
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    Sasuke could easily be spawnin' lotsa them Uchiha babies with Karin. But isn't. -infinity

    Suigetsu indirectly called Sasuke a retard (within point-blank earshot) for going to Oro out of his own will. +infinity
     
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    Stopped here. All I can see is epic fail. Sasuke is good, yes...but Sasuke is not that good.

    Because it is all in your little head.
     
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    Wrong, Sasuke is cooler than Suigetsu since he is the leader and he makes Sui play dead.
     
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    People who are lost in the sea of Sauske doubt should open there eyes and see that Sasuke will be the becon of light that leads the ship to safety.

    Once Sasuke pwns Itachi he will have achevied Batman/Gutts status.

    Sasuke is the neo ruler of all Shinobi.
     
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    Melted ice is usually luke warm. :huh
     
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    Besides Sasuke is as cold as ice, Suigetsu melts like a pregnant woman. Sasuke defines Ice Cold.
     
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    Sorry, fail. Suigetsu wins because he has Zabuza's sword and everybody knows Zabuza sword cannot be beat. Gtfo
     
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    Sasuke has the cool factor down, there is no doubt about that, yet Suigetsu has a few things which automatically trump Sasuke such as attitute, comedy relief, and of course, Zabuza's sword, which cannot be beat.
     
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    ...WIN.


    nuff said.
     
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    Comedy=Overrated and Suigetsu has no feats that trumps Sasuke Coolness in anyway.

    Sasuke defines coolness just like Naruto defines Lameness.
     
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    Oh and Sasuke has a theme Song, that more auto win.
     
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    And all the harder it will be when Sasuke eventually falls. Suigetsu can turn himself into water to lessen the fall's blow, yet Sasuke cannot. Here's another thing Suigetsu can trump Sasuke in.
     
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    So far my thead is getting green repped. Yay!!!!!!!!
     
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    lol

    :sag
     
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    Who is sasuke again?
     
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    Juugo is obiviously the coolest
     
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    Tenten has a theme song.

    So, Sasuke gets 124 points for showing his advancement and holding off Gaara, then catching Sakura at the end. I wonder, how many points does Naruto get for coming in and slapping Gaara around while Sasuke lays around not doing anything of importance?:oh
     
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    You like spamming topics about Sasuke and double posting so much, don'tcha? I bet you just want gay buttsecks with him. Seriously, Suigetsu is way more well-rounded than Sasuke. Sasuke doesn't even come close to being cool. Sasuke is emo and a whinner, all he does is fail at life.

    Oh, and, Zabuza's sword can't be beat (duh).
     
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    Awesome. You have just proved that Sasuke is... fuck, I'm sorry, I just can't do it. You're on your own here, buddy.
     
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    hey shadow im glad my thread about suigetsu was so freakin pwnage and true that you decided to copy the title and make one about sasuke.

    my only regret is that yours is kinda a weak thread.

    all you do is praise sasuke with stuff that has nothing to do with any character, not really a fair comparison. and for some reason you bash other characters... childish shadow, childish.
     
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    Yeah you must missed the chapter where he put Suigetsu in his place and told him to step off his awesomeness, goddamn pimpin.

    Sasuke beat Zabuza's swrod, with his own.

    Oh and Sasuke is the defination of coolness and win, he's the new ruler of the sound remember.'

    Suigetsu is lame, unpolished, and a burden. Suigetsu doesn't even come close to being cool.

    Try again Fucktard.
     
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    lol oh man can someone nominate this thread for best of month already
     
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