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Sasuke Uchiha vs Apocalypse

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by masamune1, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    Sasuke has three days prep-time, and full info on the X-Men menace.
    Apocalypse knows nothing; Sasuke is on an assassination mission, and catches him by surprise.

    Sasuke is current, and can summon snake like Orochimaru (including Manda, if need be).
    For the purposes of this fight, his blade can do irreparable damage to
    En Sabah Nur, who will also die if his head is damaged (eg. stabbed, by a Chidori, etc.). Genjutsu and telepathy are both forbidden.

    Fight takes place in the old Uchiha section of Konoha, so Sasuke knows it well.

    Can Sasuke take down the ancient mutant warlord, or will he be yet another victim of the Apocalypse?
     
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  2. Pein illest

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    rape uchiha gets stomped so bad its not even funny
     
  3. Shuntensatsu Fanboy Exterminator

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    Are you fucking kidding?

    This is the worst curbstomp I have seen since Itachi vs Galactus.

    Doesn't matter if Sasuke has all the info in the universe and 6 billion years of prep he gets fucking destroyed.
     
  4. The last Dalek Konohos Personal Exterminator

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    Sasuke vs Big-A is a bad joke he's one of the bigest threats on Marvel earth Sasuke would have trouble with streat levelers and why is this thread here twice.
     
  5. Pein illest

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    worst raping ever
     
  6. Fang Well-Known Member

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    Marvelverse > SW > One Piece/Bleach >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narutoverse.

    I think Apocalypse is above Cosmic, Sasuke stands no fucking chance.
     
  7. shadowlords Doesn't want a Custom Title

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    sasuke has chidori and apocalypse cant stop it so he wins
     
  8. Fang Well-Known Member

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    Big-A steps on Sasuke without noticing him.
     
  9. shadowlords Doesn't want a Custom Title

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    apocalypse isn't fast enough to step on sasuke because orochimaru trained him for 3 years
     
  10. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    Apocalypse is definetly not above cosmic. He is strong, but if he was Cosmic level or even near that the X-Men would ave lost years ago.

    Sasuke gets the first blow (since it's a sneak attack), and according to my rules has the means to kill him. He is tougher than you give him credit for.
     
  11. Juubi Active Member

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    Apocalypse wins, in one of the worst rapes ever.
     
  12. mystictrunks The BOWSS

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    Apoc jizzs on Sasuke and obliterates him.
     
  13. Timur Lane He's my favourite gentleman

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    Apocalypse takes this with ease, Jobberlypse on the other hand dosent even last five seconds.
     
  14. Sylar Sovereign Slayer

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  15. Cipher So Zetta Slow!

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    Apocalypse takes Sasuke, places his head on a curb, and stomps it.
     
  16. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    Alright, what if all of Konoha joins in to help?

    Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Yamato, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Gai, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga, Hinata Hyuga, Kurenai, Shino, Shikamaru, Kiba, Ino, Chouji, Ten-Ten, the Aburame clan, the Hyuga clan, the Nara-Akimichi-Yamananka clans, 500 ANBU, all available Filler Konoha nin, Iruka, Konohamaru and his team, Ebisu, and for old times sake Kabuto, Itachi, Sarutobi Prime, and Orochimaru, who Edo Tensei's the First, Second and Fourth Hokages, the White Fang, Asuma, and the entire Uchiha clan, with 90% of his Chakra to spare.

    The Sannin come in on Katsuyu, Gamabunta, and Manda respectively.
    Naruto is in KN3 mode, and has Rasen-Shuriken (which will kill Apocalypse, as far as this fight is concerned). Apocalypse is caught off guard, and Konoha makes the first move(s).

    For the record, Sasuke had a chance, even if a small one (30-40%, I would say). He's not street level- high Spidey level at least- and Apocalypse like I said is not a Cosmic (the weakest Cosmics would destroy him).

    Oh, and Apocalypse does'nt have to die to lose, just leave talking about how they may one day be strong enough to challenge him.
     
  17. Fang Well-Known Member

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    The Narutoverse gets rapestomped, no amount of prep will save them.
     
  18. CM Pope The Holy Father

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    From what I've read on Wikipedia even if Sasuke can hurt Apocalypse he's well and truly raped with a broomhandle.

    And as for making this Apocalyse VS Konoha...well....goodbye Konoha. Basically he can become a freaking giant and pulverise them.
     
  19. Sasori <font color="#8B0000">● GB Genius ●</font>

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    lol :lmao

    That's sum powerful semen right there :lmao

    LOLOLOL

    Seriously I love curbstomp threads coz of the lulz posts.
     
  20. Sasori <font color="#8B0000">● GB Genius ●</font>

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    lol :lmao

    That's sum powerful semen right there :lmao

    LOLOLOL

    Seriously I love curbstomp threads coz of the lulz posts.
     
  21. Fang Well-Known Member

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    Lol double post.
     
  22. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    I based my argument on flawless logic

    -Apocalypse never, ever shows us what he can really do. He really should be capable of killing three quarters of the X-Men with relative ease, or become big enough to literally stomp on New York, and kill everyone in it (which inculdes pretty much every noteworthy Marvel Earth-bound Superhero).
    He never, ever does it.

    -Apocalypse once considered Archangel (as Death) to be one of his greatest creations, and most powerful minions. Sasuke is stronger than Archangel, so Apocalypse should be in awe.

    -Apocalypse is in the mood for a fight
     
  23. Shadow Replication 1480 Resident Pro Wrestling Guru

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    Apocalypse believes in "survival of the fittest", so he wouldn't just stand there in awe, he'd try to kill Sasuke to test him.

    Needless to say, he'll more than likely end up disappointed.
     
  24. Fang Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who believes Sasuke stands even a candle's chance in hell that he can win should be banned from OB. This is such a universal level rapestomp that every Uchiha from the generation that was apart of the founding of Konoha would feel Sasuke's asshole get ripped more times then their Sharingan can follow.

    Sasuke gets fucked raped.
     
  25. Kuya God of the 5th Dimension

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    even though Apocalypse isn't mr. badass no more. Sasuke still would stand no chance even if Pookie's all washed up.
     
  26. omg laser pew pew! is feeling greedy

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    The difference is not that big
     
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    Any version of Apoc would curbrape Sasuke, even the weaker animated ones.
     
  28. Id The Demon of Elru

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    Sasuke gets murked.
    Itachi is a diff story.

    Can(n)on says so:mad
     
  29. Fang Well-Known Member

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    Only because Gai allows it.
     
  30. masamune1 Crouching Tiger

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    He stood there in awe of Archangel when he threw pieces of metal at him.

    Apocalypse is an egomaniac with a God complex. He believes himself to be nigh-invincible, and only gets serious around guys who have a chance of proving him wrong. Sasuke, I'll admit, has only a very small chance of that, even with the bonuses I have given him in this fight (such as making his Kusanagi capable of killing the mutant).

    He would likely be amused, and impressed that someone like Sasuke would actually try to do this, try to defeat someone he should have no real chance against. It's about more than genetics (by which I mean mutant powers) for Apocalypse; it's about the will to win against insurmountable odds.

    But he would'nt try to kill Sasuke, at least not to test him. He has had plenty of minions over the millenia, none of whom would have survived a full-on assault from their master.


    It's Survival of the Fittest, where he has already proven he's the Fittest.
     
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