Discussion in 'Philosophical Forum' started by IIReDragon, Dec 20, 2004.
Oh this will shut my friend up so bad
d00d... you really wanan crush your friend's dreams? How old is he?
oh and don't you know anything?
Santa has holy powers... the scientific explanation doesn't pertain to him. n00b. Normal law of physics don't apply to him.
Shit, I guess this means Naruto isnt real either?
Damnit, whatever will we do?
I sugest we all commit mass-suicide with the use of kool-aid. Our agony can only be halted by death :sad
lol i don't think you need science to prove santa's not real... i think common sense is sufficient...
jeez... if santa was real... i guess the U.S military invented a new weapon called "GUNDAM" and there are new universities opening up for ninjas... and OH LOOK!! it's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S SUPERMAN!!
*sighs....* if santa were real...
i bet those elves are real though... i have magical elves that wash the dishes over night... everytime i wake up... NO DISHES!~! *gasps* BAM! that proves magical elves exists
can't help but laugh everytime i read it
I thought this was a joke, but cmon. No need to go in depth about it ...
that post was hilarious Soul
Maybe so, but as stated above, Santa has magical powers to overcome those scientific facts
Exactly. We all know that Santa has magic powers just like Jesus. Wait... this means Naruto is real after all!!!1.
This proves it :amazed
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Santa Claus not real??
Hellooo.. the Santa Clause movie with Tim Allen in it... doh! ^_^
and he's on the Coca Cola cans and bottles now during this season.. that's reason enough that he's real (inside joke)
we all know that santa has a time stoping device of some sorts, so he can spend as long as is needed to deliver his presents....
i mean thats just common knowledge
You sir, are an evil evil man for trying to say Santa isnt real.
lol. He didn`t just try to say it, he actually said it.
Santa = god for children.
He's not real???
*runs away, goes to guidance*
Santa's not real!
Santa is not real!
You could be bad all year you
and you could still get presents.
You get presents from your parents and parent's friend.
I also heard that he was a legend!^_^
Well... If Santa Clause was real, he isn't anymore... ::::::::::::
i dont like santa clause passes my work every 5 minutes with his DAMD BELL!!!
Hum, sort of reminds me. Last year there was this priest who had to apologize publicly because he upset a lot of children by telling them that Santa is not real...
OMFG santa's not real?!?!?
It all makes sense.. those tooth fairies have been delivering presents all along..
HAHAHAHAH.. Can't.... stop... laughing....need.....air...
I love you. You have just given me an idea for my science fair.
Ahem, time for a case study in Narutard Debating 101:
That's because normal eyes can't see the reindeer due to the special chakra-shield they emit to protect them from being scorched by the atmosphere, you need Sharingan or Byakugan to spot them, dumbass.
And your point is? BTW SASUKE IZ T3H C@@LXORZ! 111!1ONE!!!
You have obviously not heard of the amazing kinjutsu called Kage Bunshin.
Pffft, according to the OFFICIAL CHARACTER DATABOOK, Gai Sensei can move 3,789 times faster than Santa requires. Did you not know Santa was THE Gai Sensei's mentor? Who did you think taught Gai how to open the 8 Gates?
SOLDIER PILLS, DUMBASS. S.O.L.D.I.E.R. P.I.L.L.S. You my friend, need to get out more.
And that's what KAITEN is for you peasant!
How sure are you? Does the manga state this anywhere? Even if he is dead, Orochimaru could always resurrect him with Edo Tensei you know. Because we all know Santa delivers Orochi's presents for Kabuto on Hebi-sama's behalf because durrr, Xmas shopping with disabled arms isn't easy.
a fat man deliverin presents....what more do u want O_.
That made me laugh my arse off.
In response to the topic at hand, Santa must exist, but he has figured out some way to clone himself. How do I know? Go to every mall across America in the month of December, and youll find out! So, therefore, Santa is not NEO, he's Agent Smith, but in a red suit, much fatter, and he hasn't died yet. All of this would greatly decrease the numbers presented at hand.
Besides, his belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly! I mean, there's nothing jollier than jelly!
*bah* santa is a stupid rip-off from the dutch sinterklaas...
YOU CRUSHED MY DREAM
Santa must die. read the Elite Union Christmas special.
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*cries* i thought santa exsisted
you are my new hero. LOL actually Santa was real. I use the term was because he has been dead for like 100 years or more. can't remember. use to be some guy in holland I think. named Chris Kringle(Sp?) he use to go around giving gifts and whatnot. anyway I'm to lazy to look up the story so if anybody else wants to do it thats fine by me. meh! later