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Scientific fact proving santa isn't real

Discussion in 'Philosophical Forum' started by IIReDragon, Dec 20, 2004.

  1. IIReDragon Academy participant

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    Oh this will shut my friend up so bad :clap








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  2. lucky Wants the Custom Title.

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    d00d... you really wanan crush your friend's dreams? How old is he?

    *EDIT*

    oh and don't you know anything?

    Santa has holy powers... the scientific explanation doesn't pertain to him. n00b. Normal law of physics don't apply to him.
     
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  3. Gandhi Advita

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    Shit, I guess this means Naruto isnt real either?

    Damnit, whatever will we do?
     
  4. SoulFire .....Nah

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    I sugest we all commit mass-suicide with the use of kool-aid. Our agony can only be halted by death :sad
     
  5. gakidou Hungry Devil

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    lol i don't think you need science to prove santa's not real... i think common sense is sufficient...
    jeez... if santa was real... i guess the U.S military invented a new weapon called "GUNDAM" and there are new universities opening up for ninjas... and OH LOOK!! it's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S SUPERMAN!!
    *sighs....* if santa were real...

    i bet those elves are real though... i have magical elves that wash the dishes over night... everytime i wake up... NO DISHES!~! *gasps* BAM! that proves magical elves exists
     
  6. OneSideRed 1 year older..but not wiser xD

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    can't help but laugh everytime i read it :)
     
  7. Jh1stgen Active Member

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    I thought this was a joke, but cmon. No need to go in depth about it ...
     
  8. mow <b> <color=red> THE <blink>notlame</blink> AVENGER

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    :rofl!
    that post was hilarious Soul
     
  9. Rurouni Mushishi

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    Maybe so, but as stated above, Santa has magical powers to overcome those scientific facts :)
     
  10. Gandhi Advita

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    Exactly. We all know that Santa has magic powers just like Jesus. Wait... this means Naruto is real after all!!!1.

    This proves it :amazed

    Ph34r |\/|y 1n73l3c7u4l l0g1c4l 4rgu|\/|3n75.
     
  11. TheUnlimited New Member

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    Santa Claus not real??

    Hellooo.. the Santa Clause movie with Tim Allen in it... doh! ^_^

    and he's on the Coca Cola cans and bottles now during this season.. that's reason enough that he's real (inside joke)
     
  12. Kamzy Lookin 4 Some Pie based action

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    we all know that santa has a time stoping device of some sorts, so he can spend as long as is needed to deliver his presents....

    i mean thats just common knowledge
     
  13. Hayabusa ...

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    You sir, are an evil evil man for trying to say Santa isnt real.
     
  14. HyugaHinata Over 100 Episodes Fansubbed!

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    lol. He didn`t just try to say it, he actually said it. ;)

    Santa = god for children.
     
  15. Masaki Mugiwara Kaizoku

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    He's not real???

    *runs away, goes to guidance*
     
  16. nightangel Dark Shinobi

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    Santa's not real!

    Santa is not real!
    You could be bad all year you
    and you could still get presents.
    You get presents from your parents and parent's friend.
    I also heard that he was a legend!^_^
     
  17. IIReDragon Academy participant

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    Well... If Santa Clause was real, he isn't anymore... ::::::::::::




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  18. ErHaN Cuts.

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    i dont like santa clause passes my work every 5 minutes with his DAMD BELL!!!
     
  19. Sabaku no Ira Mortius of Phyrexia

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    Hum, sort of reminds me. Last year there was this priest who had to apologize publicly because he upset a lot of children by telling them that Santa is not real...
     
  20. parker pyne and my grizzly bear face

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    OMFG santa's not real?!?!?

    It all makes sense.. those tooth fairies have been delivering presents all along..
     
  21. OneSideRed 1 year older..but not wiser xD

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    HAHAHAHAH.. Can't.... stop... laughing....need.....air...
     
  22. Crucifixation Endless Sacrifice

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    I love you. You have just given me an idea for my science fair.
     
  23. occasionalutopia Active Member

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    Ahem, time for a case study in Narutard Debating 101:

    That's because normal eyes can't see the reindeer due to the special chakra-shield they emit to protect them from being scorched by the atmosphere, you need Sharingan or Byakugan to spot them, dumbass.

    And your point is? BTW SASUKE IZ T3H C@@LXORZ! 111!1ONE!!!

    You have obviously not heard of the amazing kinjutsu called Kage Bunshin.

    Pffft, according to the OFFICIAL CHARACTER DATABOOK, Gai Sensei can move 3,789 times faster than Santa requires. Did you not know Santa was THE Gai Sensei's mentor? Who did you think taught Gai how to open the 8 Gates?

    SOLDIER PILLS, DUMBASS. S.O.L.D.I.E.R. P.I.L.L.S. You my friend, need to get out more.

    And that's what KAITEN is for you peasant!

    How sure are you? Does the manga state this anywhere? Even if he is dead, Orochimaru could always resurrect him with Edo Tensei you know. Because we all know Santa delivers Orochi's presents for Kabuto on Hebi-sama's behalf because durrr, Xmas shopping with disabled arms isn't easy.
     
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    a fat man deliverin presents....what more do u want O_.
     
  25. shinobi_kyte Sexy no Jutsu~!

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    That made me laugh my arse off.

    In response to the topic at hand, Santa must exist, but he has figured out some way to clone himself. How do I know? Go to every mall across America in the month of December, and youll find out! So, therefore, Santa is not NEO, he's Agent Smith, but in a red suit, much fatter, and he hasn't died yet. All of this would greatly decrease the numbers presented at hand.

    Besides, his belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly! I mean, there's nothing jollier than jelly!
     
  26. Sayo The Hedgehog

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    *bah* santa is a stupid rip-off from the dutch sinterklaas...
     
  27. Eeky Dreams of Winterland

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    YOU CRUSHED MY DREAM :C

    -Kris

    ps. Joking :p
     
  28. shadow_sand Skater, Artist, Writer, etc...

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    Santa must die. read the Elite Union Christmas special.

    Blood Riot Forums
     
  29. Keele Bang!

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    *cries* i thought santa exsisted :confused
     
  30. OPTIMUS PRIME Autobot

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    you are my new hero. LOL :p actually Santa was real. I use the term was because he has been dead for like 100 years or more. can't remember. use to be some guy in holland I think. named Chris Kringle(Sp?) he use to go around giving gifts and whatnot. anyway I'm to lazy to look up the story so if anybody else wants to do it thats fine by me. meh! later

    =========OPTIMUS :leepose
     
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