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Seperation of Church and sex toys

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by drache, May 31, 2007.

  1. drache who's afraid ofa big bad wolf?

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    talk about lack of compasion
     
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  2. Pilaf The Man in the Rain

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    I'm not terribly surprised. I've met many people just like him.
     
  3. Robotkiller Still alive

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    Pro-Tip: When you artificially suppress the sexual urges of people, they are prone to act out and molest alter boys.

    Ewww sex is so icky, and immoral, well except for the whole survival of the species thing.
     
  4. AbnormallyNormal 1 + 2 + 3 = 1 * 2 * 3

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    hahahaha. wow. i am surprised at how sophisticated this woman is
     
  5. sel Agatha, This is Magnus

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    That made me laugh

    Church will never be as fun anymore
     
  6. Mintaka Well-Known Member

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    Eh fuck the church they don't understand fun......it seems christainity likes to suppress that which is fun.
     
  7. GrimaH Absurdist

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    My sexism-o-meter is blaring :amazed
    Seriously, how did you get the idea women usually don't get this sophisticated? :headscrat
     
  8. AbnormallyNormal 1 + 2 + 3 = 1 * 2 * 3

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    no no no. its because she is relatively older and is a very involved member of a local church.... i love women. ;-D
     
  9. T4R0K Searching for a custom title

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    The priest is just pissed she didn't give him a discount...
     
  10. Amaretti No strong feelings whatsoever

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    How dare this woman use her god-given parts?! TO HELL WITH YOU!
     
  11. YamiB. GoSpieler

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    He was just bitter because they discontinued their Fleshlight: Altar Boy Edition

    Seriously, some religious officials need to loosen up a bit.
     
  12. Red Keep Cool, Carry On.

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    He probably feared a scandal. since t'was voluntary work it's the church thats losing. but fear not her treasure is not one given by man but hers is the treasure in heaven.:nod
     
  13. mislead it's just Che Guevara

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    And to think that the current Pope's first encyclical was specifically meant to address and debunk the notion that Christianity is incompatible with romantic love...

    I recommend reading it, by the way, it's pretty good and well thought out.
     
  14. Vandal Savage The Magician Supporting Staff

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    I loled at that priest.
     
  15. neko-sennin AKA shadesmaclean

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    It ain't just Christianity; organized religion in general villifies the joys of living.

    And remember folks, everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. So please, think of the kittens. :p
     
  16. Ranger Samson Member

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    What's wrong with this? Sex is solely for reproduction, any other purposes are immoral.
     
  17. Austere O Captain! My Captain!

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    How is it immoral? Who dictates and decides what purpose sex serves? It is a natural human instinct, just like eating and sleeping.
     
  18. Ranger Samson Member

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    Obviously God decides that.
     
  19. Sunuvmann <font color="##5262fc">of the Rebellion</font>

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    HALELUJAH! AMEN!

    Truly, the obvious purpose of reproductive science nowadays is to allow the children of god to create life without sin. Anything else is pure blasphemy!
     
  20. kulgan18 Mecha freak.

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    Well as long as "god" says so.

    :amuse
     
  21. ComputerFriendly Married To Sexy Kin Tsuchi

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    We should all protest by going out and buying sex toys!!
     
  22. troublesum-chan i has one eyeball & its for yu

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    lol trade mark quote for the MGs
     
  23. Ranger Samson Member

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    Cut it out with the sarcasm.

    And incase you didn't notice, this is a church we're talking about.
     
  24. Robotkiller Still alive

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    Sex is not christian. God doesn't want us to feel any type of pleasurable feeling that isn't associated with his almight light.

    Amen.
     
  25. Haruno Sakura Uchiha Sasuke's Wife

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    Chruch and sex toys should live in harmony!

    Srsly though, poor woman. She volunteers as an organ player for the church, and this is how they treat her? Sheesh.
     
  26. Ranger Samson Member

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    You may not be Christian, but this is a church which means that sex toys are not approved.
     
  27. Austere O Captain! My Captain!

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    Where in the bible does it say sex toys are not allowed?
     
  28. troublesum-chan i has one eyeball & its for yu

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    :mad your face is not approved

    btw

    i don't think thats true dude.
     
  29. drache who's afraid ofa big bad wolf?

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    Sure, and the invisble hyper active squirrels tell me what pants to wear
     
  30. Ranger Samson Member

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    There is no verse directly against sex toys, but the Bible does oppose sex as a means for pleasure, so sex toys are banned by default.

    Sigh, once again... THIS. IS. A. CHURCH.
     
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