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Serenity Silk Summaries -Bleach Edition

Discussion in 'Bleach' started by Serenity Silk, Oct 22, 2006.

  1. Serenity Silk

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    My internet is fixed! And I have some free time now to use the internet so I thought I'd do this. A friend gave me a cd with Bleach on it so I've been reading it and now I'm up to date. So I thought I'd start doing mini-summaries for it which are a lot of fun -you'll see what I mean in a minute.

    Chapter 246
    Ishida: OMG they're Hollows!! Wait, aren't I supposed to be really good at sensing reiatsu?
    Neru: Please don't kill me Mr. Shinigami! I'm the cute comic relief for this arc!
    Ruruganga: You shall never defeat me, insects, unless someone with my precise weakness just happens to show up at the last second!

    Chapter 247
    Rukia: Ichigo! Believe in us or we'll beat you up!
    Byakuya: I'm so freaking sick of that Rukia chick. She should just die, then I could be an only child again.
    Renji: Renji smash puny wall!

    Chapter 248
    Orihime: I serve Aizen-sama, body and soul.
    Ulquiorra: That makes me so sad.
    Rukia: Let's split up so we're easier to kill!

    Chapter 249
    Neru: Sorry, I'd rather die with the guy I met ten minutes ago than with my brothers!
    Ulquiorra: Psychological manipulation makes me want to cry.
    Orihime: I'm sure that Aizen, the king of schemes, is telling me the complete truth now. There's no chance at all that I might be playing right into his hands.

    Chapter 250
    Neru: Being a menacing shadow is fun!
    Doldoni: I'm not at all a rehash of Don Kanonji and Yumichika. Oh my no.
    Ichigo: Arhh! Why is it my shoulder again?! Always the same spot! Always the same spot!!

    Chapter 251
    Ichigo: I refuse to use Bankai!
    Doldoni: Isn't that kinda.. really, really stupid?
    Ichigo: Nah, I always figure something out at the last minute and turn it around. There might even be a flashback!

    Chapter 252
    Renji: Renji scared! Stop chasing Renji, stupid monster!
    Ichigo: Okay, okay, you've convinced me. I'll use my Bankai now.
    Doldoni: Dammit, he transformed after me! I'm so totally screwed.

    Chapter 253
    Ichigo: I'm an idiot.
    Doldoni: No arguments here. Now use your full power and slaughter me instantly! I demand it!
    Ichigo: ...wait, who was the idiot again?

    Chapter 254
    Doldoni: Thank you for beating me easily and then waiting around to fix me up. I appreciate it so much that I'll totally commit treason for you.
    Ichigo: This all seems very familiar somehow..
    Ikkaku: AACHOO!!

    Ooooh! I haven't been here in forever and now there are lots of smilies I can use, but nothing beats Sakura.

    This will be updated every week with the new chapter.
     
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  2. Trias

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    ROFL. Seriously, you own. :rotfl
     
  3. Serenity Silk

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    Thanks! I added chapter 247 too.
     
  4. Purewrath

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    Renji: Renji smash puny wall!


    Rukia: Let's split up so we're easier to kill!

    i think you deserve a high five and a thumbs up for these two awesome phrases
     
  5. Predator

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    You better do one every week, cuz I just laughed my ass off to this XD

    Orihime: I serve Aizen-sama, body and soul.
    Aizen: Yep, she does *smokes ciggerate, completely nude*
     
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    even shorter: i'm aizen's bitch, fool!
     
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    :laugh :laugh :laugh

    Remember SS? Back then, they splitted beacause some reiatsu stuff... but now? omg this makes no sense at all!
     
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    RENJI SMASH PUNY WALL!
     
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    Hahahahahaha, nice. I've done these before, they're always fun. Keep it up!
     
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    Those summaries are gold!:laugh
    I hope you do one each week! :nod
     
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    There arent enough laughs in the world XD. "Thumbs up" ^^.
     
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    Exactly:nuts , how cliche:p
     
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    I don't know if they're laugh out loud, per se... but they're definitely giggle inside to the point where you slip a giggle out and you have to cover it up with a cough before someone realizes you giggled :p

    Anywho, very nice, keep it up smile-big
     
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    New chapter added to the top
     
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    Rofl... Someone save me I'm suffocating... from laughing to hard... :rotfl
     
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    Orihime:: I have decided to betray everybody, including Kurosaki-kun.
     
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    LMAO
    Nice... nice
     
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    Ulqy comments are classic.
     
  21. Serenity Silk

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    It's a sub plot!
     
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    Great stuff SS, keep it up!
     
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    Updated with chapter 250!

    Chapter 250
    Neru: Being a menacing shadow is fun!
    Doldoni: I'm not at all a rehash of Don Kanonji and Yumichika. Oh my no.
    Ichigo: Arhh! Why is it my shoulder again?! Always the same spot! Always the same spot!!
     
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    Lmfao...

    Keep it up lmao.
     
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    LOL
    u forgot tousen: Even though Im blind I can see.
     
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    Those were pretty lmao. Could you make some for the previous chapters?
     
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    Awesome. It seems like there's always one line in these that makes me laugh out loud.
     
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    Same here, :rotfl That one was truly lethal. :laugh

    This thread has become my most favourite thread ever in Society Library! :nuts
     
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    That post deserves some reps
     
  30. Wrath

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    Yeah, but I need to spread my rep around.

    I would suggest a OP version, but it's impossible to improve on Oda's humour. Shame there was no Naruto this week.
     
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