My internet is fixed! And I have some free time now to use the internet so I thought I'd do this. A friend gave me a cd with Bleach on it so I've been reading it and now I'm up to date. So I thought I'd start doing mini-summaries for it which are a lot of fun -you'll see what I mean in a minute. Chapter 246 Ishida: OMG they're Hollows!! Wait, aren't I supposed to be really good at sensing reiatsu? Neru: Please don't kill me Mr. Shinigami! I'm the cute comic relief for this arc! Ruruganga: You shall never defeat me, insects, unless someone with my precise weakness just happens to show up at the last second! Chapter 247 Rukia: Ichigo! Believe in us or we'll beat you up! Byakuya: I'm so freaking sick of that Rukia chick. She should just die, then I could be an only child again. Renji: Renji smash puny wall! Chapter 248 Orihime: I serve Aizen-sama, body and soul. Ulquiorra: That makes me so sad. Rukia: Let's split up so we're easier to kill! Chapter 249 Neru: Sorry, I'd rather die with the guy I met ten minutes ago than with my brothers! Ulquiorra: Psychological manipulation makes me want to cry. Orihime: I'm sure that Aizen, the king of schemes, is telling me the complete truth now. There's no chance at all that I might be playing right into his hands. Chapter 250 Neru: Being a menacing shadow is fun! Doldoni: I'm not at all a rehash of Don Kanonji and Yumichika. Oh my no. Ichigo: Arhh! Why is it my shoulder again?! Always the same spot! Always the same spot!! Chapter 251 Ichigo: I refuse to use Bankai! Doldoni: Isn't that kinda.. really, really stupid? Ichigo: Nah, I always figure something out at the last minute and turn it around. There might even be a flashback! Chapter 252 Renji: Renji scared! Stop chasing Renji, stupid monster! Ichigo: Okay, okay, you've convinced me. I'll use my Bankai now. Doldoni: Dammit, he transformed after me! I'm so totally screwed. Chapter 253 Ichigo: I'm an idiot. Doldoni: No arguments here. Now use your full power and slaughter me instantly! I demand it! Ichigo: ...wait, who was the idiot again? Chapter 254 Doldoni: Thank you for beating me easily and then waiting around to fix me up. I appreciate it so much that I'll totally commit treason for you. Ichigo: This all seems very familiar somehow.. Ikkaku: AACHOO!! Ooooh! I haven't been here in forever and now there are lots of smilies I can use, but nothing beats Sakura. This will be updated every week with the new chapter.