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Serenity Silk Summaries -Naruto Edition

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by Serenity Silk, Oct 27, 2006.

  1. Serenity Silk

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    You may have seen the sister thread here. If not, this thread is very simple -I post mini-summaries of the recent Naruto chapters for the purpose of entertainment. The latest one will be in spoilers.

    Chapter 1
    Naruto: Everybody hates me.
    Iruka: I don't!
    Naruto: Yay! That totally makes up for twelve years of constant abuse and loneliness.

    Chapter 2
    Konohamaru: I want to be Hokage.
    Naruto: Sorry, but I'm the main character.
    Ebisu: So that's why you get to beat me in a fight and as a teacher! My life is pain.

    Chapter 3
    Sasuke: I'm a jerk.
    Sakura: Sasuke, you're so cool! Not like Naruto. He's so lucky that he doesn't have parents.
    Sasuke: Okay okay, you win, you're the jerk.

    Chapter 327
    Hidan: Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah, that feels so good that I'll forget it normally takes me half an hour to finish this ritual.
    Raido: I wish I was allowed to use poison on my sword.
    Kakuzu: Sit! I'll be back to kill you in three to six days. Good boy. Gooooood boy.

    Chapter 328
    Asuma: Even though I'm dying from five separate stab wounds, there's precisely enough time for one final inspirational speech.
    Ino: I'll never be as good as Sakura now, will I?
    Shikamaru: I'm a role model!

    Chapter 329
    AL: Our plan is... to conquer the world!
    Hidan: You mean it's not about the snazzy robes?
    AL: No, it's all about money. With which we will buy every snazzy robe in the world!

    Chapter 330
    Naruto: Gee, I wish I'd thought of this incredibly obvious solution earlier, when there weren't any stupid funerals to go to.
    Kakashi: Mmm... Rasengan so sexy...
    Shikamaru: I'm sure that this will be easy. After all, when have I, the great Shikamaru, ever lost a fight?

    Chapter 331
    Shikamaru: Look, I don't have time to listen to your stupid "orders" and "risks", woman. I'm on a schedule here! I've got a fight to lose and friends to needlessly endanger!
    Ibiki: This is probably the last time I'll appear, isn't it? Sigh. At least I got to be badass.
    Tsunade: Let's give Naruto a deadline to finish, that always seems to work out for him.

    Chapter 332
    Naruto: I'm not in this chapter, but I'm a positive kind of guy so - yay! I'm tall now!
    Hidan: Huh. Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of cutting the rope on my retractable weapon before?
    Shikamaru: I know I look cool now, but give it a chapter or two. These things never go well for me.

    Chapter 333
    Yamato: It's a good thing that you're wind, because it beats lightning! That's perfect to use against Sasuke!
    Naruto: ...but aren't I totally screwed if he uses fire...?
    Kakashi: How much is the bounty on you, bitch?

    More coming every week.
     
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  2. Kojiro Ganryu Sasaki

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    I think this thread will drastically improve when there's a bit more material to follow :p

    You should do a few summaries of past chapters too.
     
  3. DeepThought

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    Yeah.. start from chapter 1
     
  4. Serenity Silk

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    That would take forever!

    I may do some previous chapters though like I worked backwards with Bleach
     
  5. Wrath

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    Excellent. Love the Bleach thread, looking forward to more from this one.
     
  6. FrostXian

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    238? <.<........
     
  7. The Pink Ninja

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    I was going to do this... albeit starting from one and working on.

    Very good though :kthumb
     
  8. Serenity Silk

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    I'll show you!
    Chapter 1
    Naruto: Everybody hates me.
    Iruka: I don't!
    Naruto: Yay! That totally makes up for twelve years of constant abuse and loneliness.


    Chapter 2
    Konohamaru: I want to be Hokage.
    Naruto: Sorry, but I'm the main character.
    Ebisu: So that's why you get to beat me in a fight and as a teacher! My life is pain.


    Chapter 3
    Sasuke: I'm a jerk.
    Sakura: Sasuke, you're so cool! Not like Naruto. He's so lucky that he doesn't have parents.
    Sasuke: Okay okay, you win, you're the jerk.
     
  9. Grrblt

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    I'd hate to nazi this thread, so can you hold off newest chapter thingy until we move all the threads out of Telegrams?
     
  10. The Pink Ninja

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    Mizuki: Naruto, steal me this scroll from the leader of the village and bring it to the backwoods
    Naruto: And then you'll help me train and get strong?
    Mizuki: .... Yeeeeeessssss. And Bring the lube No Jutsu


    Third Hokage: Naruto you are the smallest, most useless and most annoying ninja in the village!
    Konohamaru: OLD MAN!
    Third Hokage: *FacePalm* :/


    Naruto: From now on we are eternal rivals, polar opposites of styles
    Sasuke: I shall fight you throughout time, a deadly struggle that will make the heavens quake.
    Naruto: OMG, EXPLOSIVE DIARREAH
     
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    w00t.
    Snazzy robes FTW!!
     
  12. Trias

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    You seriously own. :rotfl
     
  13. Kaiox

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    Here is my proposed Chapter 4

    Kakashi: Let's get to know eachother!
    Naruto :Hokage blah blah I"m Hokage w/ inspirational goal!
    Sakura: Sasuke <3
    Sasuke: I'm gonna kill someone.
    Kakashi: k
     
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    Haha, nice job, pretty funny. You should add more chapters in between 3 and 327.
     
  15. Kisamexx

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    I was on the floor laughing from this! :laugh :laugh

    ...

    Then I got a mental image :grope

    ...

    And I was like this :iik
     
  16. QuoNina

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    aw i wonder if someone would make flash out of these. whee.
     
  17. Wrath

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    Sorry Pinky, but you lost the moment you wrote that.
     
  18. The Pink Ninja

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    ... Except we're both ripping off where that is part of the set style...

    So no, actually you lost. Think before engadging keyboard please.
     
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    lmao :laugh i love this. keep it up =)
     
  20. Wrath

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    I don't care where you're getting it from. My point was that it was so incredibly lame that you automatically lost.
     
  21. Serenity Silk

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    Actually I was inspired by an old Gail Simone column with comic summaries so perhaps you should be the one to think before posting :p
     
  22. Wrath

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    You'll All Be Sorry? Fucking awesome. You just went up a notch in my book.
     
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    I have an even lamer idea if you wanna hear it;

    Spoiler:
    You see Sakura wakes up one morning and finds she's traveled back in time to the day of the survival training but because she has all her old skills and knowledge things turn out differently.

    Now is that a stupid idea or is that a stupid idea?


    Sorry, what I ment to say was engadge manners before posting and then don't post.
     
  24. Wrath

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    That was always supposed to be a lame idea. In fact, that was the whole point. To take a lame, overused idea and write a good story around it.

    But now you're just getting petty.
     
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    Wonderful.
     
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    Chapter 4
    Naruto: I like ramen, I eat ramen...Hokage
    Sasuke: I am emo... need to kill rising.
    Sakura: I am a little whore!
    Kakashi: lawl, you guys suck.


    Chapter 5
    Kakashi: Ass poke.
    Naruto: OWWWW *flies like 500 feet*
    Kakashi: Hee-hee, achamona

    Chapter 6
    Sakura: I know that voice!?
    Sasuke: (genjutsu) I got pwned
    Kakashi: mindf*ck, lol
     
  27. Serenity Silk

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    Chapter 330
    Naruto: Gee, I wish I'd thought of this incredibly obvious solution earlier, when there weren't any stupid funerals to go to.
    Kakashi: Mmm... Rasengan so sexy...
    Shikamaru: I'm sure that this will be easy. After all, when have I, the great Shikamaru, ever lost a fight?

    Updated first post with latest chapter.
     
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    Awesome! :laugh

    Here's my version of chapter 4:

    Chapter 4
    Kakashi: Let's introduce ourselves.
    Naruto: I'm an idiot! :)
    Sakura: I'm a girl! :)
    Sasuke: I'm emo. :notrust
    Kakashi: I think I hate you guys. ^^


    Edit: Just noticed that it's like another person's version. Ah well!
     
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    Chapter 331
    Shikamaru: Look, I don't have time to listen to your stupid "orders" and "risks", woman. I'm on a schedule here! I've got a fight to lose and friends to needlessly endanger!
    Ibiki: This is probably the last time I'll appear, isn't it? Sigh. At least I got to be badass.
    Tsunade: Let's give Naruto a deadline to finish, that always seems to work out for him.

    First post updated with 331!
     
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    Tsunade: Let's give Naruto a deadline to finish, that always seems to work out for him.


    Humorous due to truth.
     
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