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Sex ed in the academy?

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Yeko, Nov 5, 2005.

  1. Yeko

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    What do you guys think? Do they teach sexual education in Konoha? (Mainly I'm asking for a plot point in my fanfic. Yes, I'm aware that's cheating. Lol :p )
     
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    nah...the kids are a bit too young for this,
     
  3. Sasori-Bot Gay for Sasori.

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    ........sex ed????? this is ninja school.....
     
  4. Zen_Monk one who wishes a bigger avatar

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    Well...

    They gotta learn somewhere!

    If they don't, then...

    Where do they learn about it? Icha Icha Paradise?
     
  5. Yeko

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    True. But then where do they learn math, reading and such?
     
  6. Suzumebachi ReSpekt

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    Hey! That stuff is imortant for a ninja to know. Say you're on a mission and you need to seduce a sexy princess. They'll think back to sex ed class and remember to use ninja "protection". No, not a kunai...:amuse
     
  7. Lord Yu Active Member

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    Its important for a shinobi to learn how to please someone properly so they dont notice your killing them.
     
  8. SeruraRenge Reaching infinite

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl too much!
    I think this shows that they do (and that Hinata will explode if embarassed enough)
    CLICK
     
  9. gabha GB's Norman

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    I don't see why not. Seeing as they have flower arrangement classes
     
  10. Chiru Naruto Forums Elitist

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    Nope. I doubt it. Naruto is the only one who knows about it and its because he was researching for his jutsu.
     
  11. ShounenSuki Ruler of Penguins

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    They probably get the basics of biology, including some sex ed.
     
  12. TenshiOni Active Member

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    Hurray for chakra condoms!

    :shifty

    ::runs::
     
  13. Uchiha_Akira_2005 A person

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    It's important that the kids get sex ed. I mean when I was in the seventh grade I was watching sex ed videos. Not that it matters, anyway.
     
  14. Archssor ~ Carpe Diem ~

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    ...you have a sick mind...XD
     
  15. mr_shadow Minister of State Security Moderator

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    I dont think they have it. I mean, in the middle-ages there were no sex-ed (or scools), but new people still kept popping up. So i guess they figured it out for themselves back then
     
  16. ZeonNoMamono Eighth Division Ninth Seat

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    I think they'd NEED to know, considering they sometimes would have to use ANY MEANS NECESSARY to complete the mission, regardless of the concequences. (coughKakashicough)
     
  17. Kucheeky Badkuya ->-

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    And Chakra Lubricant!
     
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    chakra condoms are so easily broken, it's not even safe to use them anymore
     
  19. Uchiha_Akira_2005 A person

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    Of course, the sick minded one should be ashamed.
     
  20. MF NaruSimpson In memory of Trayvon

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    well, the female ninjas should know about sex as a weapon (it's a famous phrase , I forgot from where), because powerful men can always be screwed over by hot ninja women like tsunade and kurenai. also in other countries STD's are common and rising, so ninjas have to be aware of how to handle there "business" outside of konoha
    [ what a way to start your day:faint
     
  21. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Saran wrap no jutsu!
     
  22. Hyuuga Neji i didn't leave ^_^

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    in my thread look at the 3rd movie it will answer your question
     
  23. Hazu ♥PUCCA LOVE♥

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    Read Icha Icha academy doujin?? :p:p:p

    (grrrrrr )
     
  24. Blue Well-Known Member Supporting Staff Retired Staff

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    I guess that depends on your control of chakra.
    Poor Naruto and his paternity claims. :(

    Anyway, I imagine that sex ed in the academy is limited to "Please don't have sex while on a mission, thanks."

    While true that sexy no jutsu would be high on the list of essential jutsus for a practical real-life ninja... this is Naruto, people. These ninjas have morals. They don't kill people while having sex with them.

    Oh noes! I hope I don't have to ban you. :(
     
  25. Shunsui Think. Supporting Staff Advisor

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    Ever hear of sakuraan?

    <_________<
     
  26. Yggdr?sill Hero Of The Half-Elves

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    they do check out this thread
     
  27. Yeko

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    Ack! That site is pop up hell. :blink
     
  28. SeruraRenge Reaching infinite

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    Of course. They said he has a thousand jutsu, but they never said what kind of jutsu they are....or how he got them.

    Also, if he did complete missions "that way", I think he would've died by now of what scientists call the "perfect storm" of venerial diseases.
     
  29. Yeko

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    I personally think Kakashi would've known about sex loooooong before he got to that class.
     
  30. Azurestrife Bleed, Kurushimi!!

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    No way, ninjas dont need sex. ^^
     
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