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Some useful formulas in Narutoverse!

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Yasha, Nov 5, 2005.

  1. Yasha Procreate

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    Since I am a physicist, I always like to represent things with formulas and simple equations. Here are some useful formulas in Narutoverse:

    Popularity of a male character
    =(strength+intelligence+coolness)xgayness

    Popularity of a female character
    =(cuteness+smexiness+shyness)xboobs size

    Probability[a villain will die] - Probability[a good character will die]=100%

    Strength of a good character
    =Strength of the villain he faces at the moment+1%

    Strength of a jutsu
    =its side effect / no. of times it can be used in 1 day

    Waist size=Apparent size - Thickness of clothes - Thickness of air in-between=NOT FAT!!!

    Boobs size=Apparent size

    Area of shadow=constant but length of shadow is not.

    Total chakra a good character has
    =Chakra he needs to defeat a certain villain

    Total number of characters
    =/=No. of male characters+No. of female characters

    Total number of male characters
    =No. of perverts+No. of gays

    No. of Obito+No. of Yondaime>2:nuts

    LOTR+DBZ+Captain Planet=Naruto
     
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  2. Shadowknux Likes being inverted.

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    :rofl

    You are my hero.
     
  3. Yasha Procreate

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    Am I? Eh, where is my cookies?:huh

    EDIT: Oh, I got your cookies. Thanks, Shadowknux! And Merry X'mas XD
     
  4. Heldensheld Chunnin

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    Jesus, you're so greedy.
     
  5. martryn Dick in hand

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    Wow, you're a physicist too? Awesome! I'm not a physicist yet, but I do graduate in May. I'd rep you for that alone but my rep is so huge that it would make all other rep you've ever gotten or you'll ever get meaningless.
     
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    lol Funny. I like the female character one.
     
  7. Yasha Procreate

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    I won't mind, will you?:laugh

    Have a wonderful career in the process of exploring the universe:thumbs
     
  8. Yasha Procreate

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    Jesus is not greedy. But you are right sir. I am.:wink
     
  9. Chamcham Trigger 光翼型近接支援残酷戦闘機“エヴァッカニア・ドゥーム

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    lol those are some interesting forumlas :laugh
     
  10. Chiru Naruto Forums Elitist

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    You're funny. I like you. :squish
     
  11. Yasha Procreate

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    Are you a girl? Hehe, I like you too.:squish
     
  12. ez Jesus Christ

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    Strength of a good character
    =Strength of the villain he faces at the moment+1%

    That is so wrong. eg: Garra vs. Rock Lee.
     
  13. Yasha Procreate

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    :huh Gaara is not a villain. Gaara is NEVER a villain. That's just a good vs good match.
     
  14. ez Jesus Christ

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    How can you say Gaara was never a villan? Did you not watch the Chuunin exam arc? Do you not remember him killing countless nin and attempting to kill Rock Lee? Don't you remember Gaara trapping Sakura and almost killing her? Not to mention, he willingly used the Shukaku to kill his opponents. Gaara was a villan before Naruto got through to him. Your formula is invalid :p
     
  15. Yasha Procreate

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    Gaara tried to kill Lee because he refused to give him boobies. Gaara tried to kill Sakura because they are both in love with the same man(do I have to mention his name?). The other nins were killed because they were gay. There is nothing evil about it. So, all in all, my formula is still valid.:nuts
     
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  16. MuNaZ <b>I TOOK IT LIKE A MAN</b>

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    :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
    This is a good way to wake up:tem

    Reps for you:wink
     
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    You forgot:

    Potential of a Uchiha Cop
    =(copnumber+uchihavariable+mangekyouvariable)xgay constant
    _____________________________________________________
    Number of Uchiha Massacre Survivors
     
  18. Yasha Procreate

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    No, I didn't forget. I just try to ignore them:darn .
     
  19. Kyuubi Naruto Hounds of Justice

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    Naruto's sexiness
    =(Naruto's badassnessx part 2 clothing+ Bijuu skills)
     
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    Probability[Tobi=Obito]=
    no. of hands he has/no. of legs he has:)
     
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    Edo Tensai it for those of you who haven't read it yet. Enjoy!:wink
     
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