Discussion in 'Translations' started by lupeng6, Oct 16, 2005.
wtf are you doing
my thoughts exactly
ahh, some dojinshi... shizukaka. Some of those were actually funny
Bleedin ell folks, no offense but is it not pretty self-explanatory? Someone whose English isn't strong enough to give us a lengthy introduction in English has found some doujinshi (fanfiction) scans and has posted them to the translations forum so that a translator can work on them. We should be thanking lupeng6 for taking the time to actually make an original contribution, not question his/her sanity .
Holy crap, is that the long-lost original FMB fanfic?
I think he/she said "Hi everybody, something, is something chinese?"
I'm guessing, "is there someone who understands Chinese?" Unfortunately, my own mastery of that language is poor at best.
LOL to Gaara and Lee scene(what i understand is..Roughly translation)
Lee : I want to gain back my pride that you crush last years..
Gaara : Naruto changed me , I am not the same that used to be.
Lee : Let see !
Gaara:NAruto teached me new jutsu
**Sexy Sakura no jutsu**
Lee : I lose ! (nose bleed)
I don't think it's a doujinshi...it's just a really well put together fan-comic using scenes from the manga. You really put a lot of effort into this, didn't you? =)
This person understands English perfectly. Spammer.
Here's my translation
Shizune : I am not going for some stupid matchmaking session !!
Tsunade : Since he is arleady here, why dont you just go and meet him. He is the handsome Kakashi!
Tsunade : And you shouldn't follow my path.. (Apparently Tsunade is still single, so she doesn't want Shizune to be single like her )
Tsunade : You are already 28, if you dont get married, you'll become a old virgin like me. Konoha already has me as the old virgin, we dont need another old virgin
Shizune : Tsunade !!
Tsunade: Sigh, let's not talk about such sad things. let's eat something first, Kakashi is late as usual
Shizune : Tsunade-sama, you shouldn't be drinking so much !!
Tsunade : Boss!! Bring another bottle of Sake here !!
Shizune : Tsunade-Sama, you have been drinking too much !
Tsunade : I am not drunk....
Shizune : Stupid Kakashi...
4 hours later, Kakashi appears
Kakashi : Sorry, I got lost in the path of life...
Shizune : Go to hell, you are forever late !!
Kakashi : WAIT !!! (and runs away)
Shizune: Damn you, Kakashi
Shizune fails in her 50th matchmaking session !!
On the second day...
Tsunade: Shizune, we have a patient waiting for us.
Kakashi: Sorry, I'm seriously injured..
Shizune : Kakashi !! You are still alive !!!
Unknown Ninja (Carrying Kakashi on his shoulder) : Kakashi's ass is seriously torn..
Shizune : Ha Ha, I specialise in this field of medicine !
Kakashi: Oh Shizune, don't stop, I like it very much !
After they are finished...
Unknown Ninja : Kakashi are you ok?
Kakashi : Ahhhhhhhhhh... this is how Shizune expresses her love for me. This is heaven !!
Kakashi: It's time for me to be discharged.
Kakashi : Obito, I have a girlfriend now. She is very gentle and nice. She's much better than Rin by 10,000 times !!
Kakashi : Even though I have your Sharingan eyes, I still cannot tell her true feelings. What should I do ? Obito ....?
Shizune : Kakashi
Shizune : If you are late because you are here to visit Obito's grave, why dont you just come to Obito's grave earlier ??
Kakashi : I am here everyday to see Obito
Kakashi : Everytime I am here, I will tell myself not to be late. But whenever I am here, I'll revert back to my old-self. Everytime I think of the past, I will feel that I am worst than trash ...
Shizune : No , no, that's not how I feel about you...
Shizune : I will be so in love with you. Konoha's handsome Kakashi is very reliable. If we were to compare that night's competition....
Kakashi : Thank you Shizune.. I have something to tell you.
Shizune : What?
What the fuck?
What the hell? Wanna get something chinese posted, go to jojohot's forums! =/
haha thanks for the translation ^_^
I'll thank everyone for not being rude (whether they can understand it or not) to someone who has something to contribute.
*Bookmarks thread for Occa to see, if nobody else who can translate Chinese well is inclined to speak*
That kakashi/shizune manga is too long to read and translate, and besides some words can hardly be seen! .. >.<"
Nvm this is the one for the colored manga strip with Sandaime as the first panel:
Sandaime: Well, today we will be going through an emergency rescue exercise.
Listless and lacking in enthusiasm...
Ninja 1: So boring/lame..
Ninja 2: No substance (literally translated: backbone)
Ninja 3: That's so backward.
Ninja 4: How meaningless...
Sandaime: Naruto.. do help out a bit here..
In the end...
*fountains of nosebleed everywhere*
"Oh no, Hokage-sama has fainted!"
"Don't bother with the bandages! Tissue paper will do just fine!"
"Medical squad! Medical squad!"
"Iruka-sensei has gone into shock!"
"[some guy's name in chinese whom I don't know]-sensei too"
"Basin of water (for washing of face).. quick!"
The Lee VS Gaara one has been translated earlier by someone else already.