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Steven Seagal vs Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by Dio Brando, May 29, 2007.

  1. Dio Brando MADAO

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    Before the Norristards come in, let me remind you that one judo chop and it's over! Also beer belly > all.
     
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    argh I shoulda made this thread ><

    Steven for the fucking win.
     
  3. Dio Brando MADAO

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    muahaha I stole your thunder! :evil
     
  4. DarkRaven7789 Kamehameha?

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    Ive heard that Chuck Norris can divide by zero and slam revolving doors.If this is true chuck is as good as fucked.*this makes no sense to me...at all*
     
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    If Steven is without his ponytail, Chuck wins. If Chuck is beardless, Steven wins. Other then that, its a tie.
     
  6. Lastier ̣

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    Steven Segal has mafia support, so I think he wins.
     
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    @mightysage: That is true logic. Reps.
     
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    just look at steven own everyone in this vid and this is irl :wtf

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=H0VcOtneCRU[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    Steven Seagal is god compared to Chuck Norris. Seen "Under Siege I" and "Under Siege II"?
     
  11. Cormac I'm an AT so AS sit down!!!!!!

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    Chuck Norris if he is given enough weapons and some time to grow his beard bigger.
     
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    start the cut

    Apparently Chuck takes this.
     
  13. Timur Lane He's my favourite gentleman

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    Segeal,s expressionless face and ponytail can own Chuck Norris any time of the day.
     
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    What? A battledome thread involving chuck norris in which he is not going up against a being of omnipotent level/ a combination of two omnipotent level beings? No it cant be. Chuck norris wins.
     
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