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Steven Seagal's acting method

Discussion in 'Konoha Theatre' started by Spanish Hoffkage, Jun 3, 2007.

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    lol. Steven Seagul...
     
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    I am really wondering why he didn't get an oscar yet

     
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    The happy face took him 4 years of training
     
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    no wonder. I Would want to smile like that...
     
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    He trained in the himalayan mountains, alone, under waterfalls

    He even had to defeat 3 yetis before achieving that emotion
     
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    Steven Seagal, a true genius.
     
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    This thread is lollercaeks
     
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    don't forget about the lolercopters

    BTW why is Steven sexin panda :huh
     
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    has he been on inside the actors studio yet, im interested in hearing of his methods
     
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    LOL great thread.
     
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    Lol, I always felt he could capture each moment so perfectly and this thread proves it.
     
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    I don't know why he doesn't have an acting school yet.


    I'd go there before the Actor's Studio.
     
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    My god I honestly hate his movies. They do all have a bar fight tho which is pretty cool.
     
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    I would have thought a school for Professional Bounty Hunters. :amuse
     
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    Segal is one of the worse actors ever, but he is one of the best martial artist ever...
     
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    He also has the greatest way of talking, monotonously.
     
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    Was that a stereotypical joke directed at his shifty eyes:mad
     
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    That's not a reason to not get the oscar, though

    It just puts you on the hitlist of those sealfuckers from greenpeace
     
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    Hahaha...
    I was totaly about to post that!!!! :laugh
    you stole it from me....... I mean, you were quicker... :nod
     
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    I'd say this thread blends well.
     
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    Almost got one. But he lost it to Chuck Norris.
     
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    Agreed, this is blades material or at least some more exposure.
     
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    Nice :) I had to kill 6 lions with dental floss, a cupcake, & a picture of Jesus to be able to experience any emotion at all.
     
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    MAD T.V Steven Seagal spoofs:

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0A3BF0i4[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkfnrUI5Z8[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82j_Qfp_VA[/YOUTUBE]

    Enjoy. :amuse
     
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