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Stingray leaps from water, strikes Broward boater in chest

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Kira Yamato, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. Kira Yamato Retired Staff

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    What are the odds of a stingray coming out of the water onto a boat, under it's own accord and stinging a person? O_o

    Sting rays are by nature docile animals unless provoked which makes this a sad situation =/
     
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    Holy shit! It's a silent war the sting rays have against humans! Irwin, now this guy. And more brazen with each attack!

    We should ally with the manta rays.
     
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    Dear God....Irwin was the practice test......now that they realized that they can take down humans, they'll go MAD WITH POWER!!! :arg
     
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    Stingray revolution......I told you it was coming.
     
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    That stingray is a silly bitch.
     
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    isn't it obvious, one of them killed Irwin on accident, we killed tons of them, so now it's their turn for revenge :omg
     
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    Please. We can win this shit. Think of all the other species we've made extinct.
     
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    They've grown accustomed to human blood.

    God help us all.
     
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    Elephants are striking back.
     
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    No freaking way :omg
     
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    Well, it's not like humans and nature ever got along anyway.
     
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    Even the docile animals are rising up against us. Fear.
     
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    this can't be true.

    There's no way this could happen again so soon.
     
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    They will take over. >:3
     
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    Friends, countrymen, Romans, Prepare for battle!!!!!!!!!! *HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
     
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    The StingRays have waged a war against the humans.Irwin is laughing at our asses right now I bet...:oh
     
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    They killed Irwin...
    So now they know the earth is without its greatest hero and nature fighter!

    The time for revolution in nigh! Flee from the open water!
     
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    its the governments fault. BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE GOVERNMENT!!! >:eek:
     
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    So there had been 17 recorded stingray attacks in something like 40 years and now we suddenly have 2 within just a couple of months. Not only that, but how does a ray get onto the bow of a boat? Once on the bow, it's movement would be limited - did this guy lean over it? How else could the ray have barbed him? The odds are so against this.
     
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    I have to call bullshit. There is no way a Stingray would jump onto a boat, make it's way across, just to stab someone. This old man probobly fished the thing up to try and kill it for Irwin, and it fought back. no other way it would relaly hit him in the chest either, unless he tries to hunch over it while it was on the boat.
     
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    This thread gets a +1 because the comments are funny.
     
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    Sting rays = the crips of the sea.
     
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    You don't want to be the Bloods in the seas. Sharks will always be on your ass.
     
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    Wait... The chest again ? Looks like stingrays are pissed at us... Well, did anyone hear about the "stingray genocide" a few days after Steve's death ? OK, it has been proven that it was a bunch of illegal hunters that took the stings to sell them (costs a lot), but the amount of dead fishes was high.

    I ask the security council to prepare world armies to stop the stingrays ! We need to train "Irwin spec-ops units" ! All stingrays are to wear a distinctive sign and be taken to camps ! SIEG HUMANS ![/JOKE]
     
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    We need to nuke the oceans, the animal kingdom is starting to get out of control!!!!!! :amazed
     
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    Nuke the whales!
     
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    I said it once, I'll say it again; Stingrays are evil. :oh
     
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    Why stop at the whales? Nuke the stingrays, nuke the squids, nuke sharks and plankton, NUKE THE WORLD! :mad
     
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