Any visitors will be very confused when they first visit this thread. So I'll explain everything. 1) Kishimoto owns a plant he affectionately named Mr. Ukki. The plant soon died. 2) He then put the plant on Kakashi's bedside stand in the cover of chapter 16. 3) Orochimaru left for some reason. 4) Zetsu is half-man, half-plant. 5) Zetsu's man half is very pale, with yellow eyes. 6) Mr. Ukki is the true 3rd MS user and leader of Akatsuk(K)i. a super-hybrid of Obito, Yondaime, Rin, Hatake Sakumo, and Sarutobi's son. 7) Conclusion- Zetsu is the Akatsuk(K)i lovechild of Mr. Ukki and Orochimaru. 8) and orochimaru left since he couldnt keep up the child payments. cmon, running a village takes $$$ Join the true call! Raving Manical President and Founder (RMPF) babbitblob Vice-Raving Maniac(s) (VRM) Lucy Elfenlied The Regular Crazy People (RCP) murmel Dyroness RougaNadare melenor Kojiro Ganryu Sasaki Images of the God Ukki, His husband/wife Orochimaru, and their lovechild are on the way. PROOF!!!!!! provided with a camera-phone from a distance of 100ft of a tv showing the event. orochimaru and ukki. mr. ukki's akatsuki form the old akatsukki, before the scandal. ways to get ?points? find or edit pictures/fanart of orochimaru/zetsu/deidara or any combination of the three together. signatures of the same nature advertise the club indirectly or show support for this absurd idea. get 100+ posts on leafninja [this would be greatly appreciated] without spamming. send me candy.