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The Battle of FAIL: Kishimoto's kunoichi vs. Shinji Ikari outside of Unit 1

Discussion in 'Joke Battledome' started by Supa Swag, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. Supa Swag Active Member

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    I'm having a hard time deciding which of these sorry fucks FAIL at life more. Help me out here.

    KK

    On average, the women absolutely suck. By this I mean they're bad and literally all they do is suck dick. And on average they are fucking ugly. Some examples:

    Sakura- Pt. 1 Sakura needs no explanation I assume. Pt. 2 was looking decent in Save gaara arc, but then apparently that was too much woman ownage for Kishi and she has since then gotten knocked out by Kabuto's flying ass, gotten scarred by KN4, tried to fight Sasuke BY RUNNING STRAIGHT AT HIM, shown crying in bed while Naruto is training his ass off all the while she has been getting uglier and butchier.

    Ino- Part of the worst fight in manga history with Sakura. In part 2, all she has done is worn less clothing. In her "big fight" with Akatuski all she did was take over some defenseless fucking bird. Afterwards she shivered behind Shikamaru and then naruto, commented that Naruto was the same ol idiot after he failed his jutsu, orgasmed from said jutsu and healed naruto's back. Oh, and she jumped on sai's dick.

    Hinata- Oh god. Most crowning achievement to date is getting her ass beat by her cousin. If it wasnt for her feelings for the main character she would be utterly useless.

    Tenten- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Kin- The Sound chick. You know, the one what used fuckin 60 cent bells to fight and got beat by banging her head against the wall and wound up a SACRIFICE for Orochimaru?

    Kurenai- Highlight is using genjutsu on Itachi and getting stomped on. Is now only good for getting pregnant. And this is a jounin.

    Yugito- A jinchuuriki. Apparently that doesnt matter since she was wasted with only like 5 panels dedicated to her.

    Karin- Went from promising cutie to Raditz lookalike with a GPS in her hoohaa and is obsessed with Sasuke.

    Shinji Ikari

    This guy is the epitome of a failure of a man. He cooks, he cleans, he lets himself get bullied around by a girl he could have boned in a week, takes baths with and sleeps with another boy and he masturbates over the comatose girl he could have boned. Was only worth something when he was inside Eva. Oh and BTW, he killed all of humanity because he was rejected by girl he could have boned.
     
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  2. Dio Brando MADAO

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    The kunoichi win. Shinji as a character was basically made to be a an emo teenager filled with angst, only to eventually overcome all that crap. The kunoichi are sidelined worthless bitches. Especially Karin TenTen and Ino. They are fail of the highest degree.
     
  3. Loogidude Banned

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    Kuniochi since Shinji was the only emo that was cool and relatable at the time, plus Manga shinji was much more cooler, and he decked out his dad.

    Kudos for strangling that loud mouth bitch for getting in his shit.
     
  4. Comic Book Guy Cassandra Cain Fanboy Retired Staff

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    Manga Shinji is FAR more bearable than anime Shinji.
     
  5. Aokiji Well-Known Member

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    I beg to differ. Shinji's fail outclasses them all, considerig, that he's a fucking main character.
     
  6. Shuntensatsu Fanboy Exterminator

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    They both are on a cosmic level of fail.
     
  7. Loogidude Banned

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    Shinji kissed a girl and a badass woman, Naruto, Luffy, Ichigo has yet to do so.

    Shinji > Main Shonens.

    At least his fail was fucking epic.
     
  8. Loogidude Banned

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    Shinji kissed a girl and a badass woman, Naruto, Luffy, Ichigo has yet to do so.

    Shinji > Main Shonens.

    At least his fail was fucking epic.
     
  9. Aokiji Well-Known Member

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    Yes it was epic fail. Literally. :laugh
     
  10. Loogidude Banned

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    But thats good thats what made End of Evangelion a classic aong classics. The fail was so epic that it destroyed the Universe and left Shinji with nothing but asuka.

    And Shinji just rocked with the screaming.
     
  11. Parallax LET ME IN Advisor

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    As emo as Shinji is, he was intentionally made like that. The Kunoichi of Naruto are made of fail because the author doesn't know what to do with them. The women take this.
     
  12. Nexas Fire and Ice

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    Shinji wanks on them.
     
  13. Loogidude Banned

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    All I can say is it all ends in sex.

    Shit emotional famales + emo boy=Big ass orgy.
     
  14. Amatsu Jammin' with whole wheat bread

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    Shinji in no way fails harder than the kunoichi's. Heck at least Shinji DOES stuff.
     
  15. The Internet Banned

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    What happened to Temari ;(
     
  16. Supa Swag Active Member

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    She's somewhat respectable so I can't clump her with the rest of the disgusting shit that kishimoto calls kunoichis.
     
  17. Azure-kun Banned

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    like what, go to school to get a "C"?


    Kishimoto's girls fail mainly because he doesn't have space for them.

    Shinji on the other hand can barely put up a fight with himself....now that's failure.
     
  18. Crazykramer07 Banned

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    Shinji killed and pwned instermentality and a angel from god.

    Thats made of win.

    Shinji is awesome, I don't know why people dispise him, he's not just some anime shonen boy with no problems at life and everything pertaining to angst.

    At least he was original, and he kissed Misato, the coolest anime chick since Lina Inverse and Ryoko.
     
  19. omg laser pew pew! is feeling greedy

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    Wait a second, this thread is a paradox. The group that fails more will actually win this thread which means that fail less than the group that doesn't fail as much since they won by failing.

    Gai not thunk so gud now
     
  20. Juubi Active Member

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    I LMFAO when I read the OP.
    Sorry, but the Kunoichi's take it. Their fail comes in greater numbers.
     
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