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The David Hasselhoff FC!!! ^^

Discussion in 'General Fanclubs' started by jkingler, Jun 18, 2005.

  1. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    I think this FC speaks for itself, so I will refrain from the laudatory manuscript I so want to provide.

    David (not to be confused with DS) is the greatest actor of our time:

    He was the star of such classics as:

    Knight Rider


    Baywatch


    Baywatch Nights
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    And the straight to DVD classic, Baywatch: Hochzeit auf Hawaii


    He is even a world-renowned recording artist!

    His 1984 debut album, Night Rocker, went gold and platinum worldwide
    (Note: mostly in Germany)


    As a musician, he has been a runaway success ever since, as you will see here:
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    He acts, he sings, and he probably dances *shudder.* That makes him what they call in the industry a "triple threat." I know I certainly feel threatened O_o.

    David Hasselhoff isn't just a man: He is a (slight burning) sensation!
    Spoiler: David Hasselhoff: The man, the myth, the legendary package.



    Join the club--how can you not? XD


    Warning: Insufficient numbers will force D.H. to start thrusting for attention! :eek

    Lusty Blue-eyed Owner: joe kingler
    Soulful Sigster: clockworthington
    FC Resurrector: PinkAugust
    Official Hassytard: Becktard
    Hassy's Cabana Boy: Balerion/Teszandrus
    Spanish Hasselhoff: Spanish Hokage

    Official Nyu-girl: Ryu~~~!!! ^^
     
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  2. clockwork .

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    Hooooiiiiiiii!!!!!!!1111111

    How could I resist. I call co-owner cos I'm awesome maybe.

    Just a question J? Why the hell is this in the Naruto Joke Section? :blink
     
  3. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Whoa snap!!! Clocky is teh IN!!!

    This calls for a celebration!


    "Happy birthday, Mister Clock-worrrrrrth! Happy Birth-day, toooo, yoooooouuuu!" :glomp

    Co-owner you shall be, Clocky. I can't not reward you after watching you endure such a horrifying advance from DH himself!!!

    *CW = DH co-ownage*
     
  4. clockwork .

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    Aww and it is my brithday in like 3 months ^____^
    That's a marvellous picture. I think my next sig will be DH releated.
     
  5. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Haha! Yes! A CW DH siggy!

    In exchange for the honor you do him, DH offers you a hawk!
    Spoiler: and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

    And a leather bondage suit! XD
     
  6. Ryu Barbapapa

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    ..........*raises hand*
    Joining.... =3
     
  7. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Nyu-girl!!!!

    You are in!

    Man, I so want to listen to one of his CDs!!! XD

    Especially Night Rocker. I'll bet that's awesome :rofl
     
  8. Ryu Barbapapa

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    ...I'm sure there is a torrent somewhere XD
    If there's a will there's a way~~
     
  9. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    I am sure there's a way. The will is more of a problem :sweatdrop


    He is honestly too much stud to handle. I think I would die! XD Bwahaha!
     
  10. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Did you read the new report from the Surgeon General?

    9/10 doctors prescribe Hassy over Robitussin :omg

    Spoiler: Also


    Hassle-O's are part of a well balanced diet. Nutritious and delicious :thumbs

    BG approved!

    BG goes cuckoo for Hassle-O's :glomp
     
  11. I'm with Stupid Not a Bumblebee.

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    :rofl

    *joins*

    wherever joe goes, i must follow :spaz
     
  12. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    IwS!!! Huzzah for the Bump no Jutsu.

    Man, NF is SLOOOOOW tonight! :omg

    A little Hassy-tussin ought to get it back on track!



    He can buoy me anytime :jk
     
  13. I'm with Stupid Not a Bumblebee.

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    if anybody wanted to know where i got my sig (*cough*joe*cough)...



    there ya go :amuse
     
  14. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Hahaha! This one rules!

    Spoiler: Large pictures


    EDIT: Whoa! Check this out!


    I wanna see that episode!!! :omg
     
  15. IzumoX Member

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    I'll join, he was in the Spongebob movie =D
     
  16. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    He WAS in the Spongebob movie. Because he is just that awesome. I mean, if even today's kids connect with the awesomeness of Hassy, how can he not be an amazing actor?

     
  17. Jikoo "You need to be taping"

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    Give me some of that Hassy-tussin right now!

    I neeeeeds it!
     
  18. Akamaru Mask *NS125's pet Kitty*

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    I'll join... isn't the hoff one of the richest men in television?

    I heard he bought the rights to baywatch and that landed him muchos beer tokens
     
  19. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Hassy tussin for joo!!! :omg

     
  20. Akamaru Mask *NS125's pet Kitty*

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    can I use the banner in my sig? its sorta bare...
     
  21. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Yes! Feel free to use the banner. It's mainly for display, so display as you will :laugh
     
  22. Jikoo "You need to be taping"

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    Ohhhh Yeeeeah, baby!

    *rubs hassy-tussin on chest* :hearts
     
  23. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Hassy Tussin cures everything. Break a leg? Put some Tussing on it! :laugh
     
  24. Akamaru Mask *NS125's pet Kitty*

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    this person has the banner too... hello ^_^
     
  25. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Whoa! My banner is spreading the Hassy love to all! It's so beautiful... :crying

    Keep up the good work boys! You make the Hoffinator proud :thumbs
     
  26. Akamaru Mask *NS125's pet Kitty*

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    We are the hoffs publicists :amuse
     
  27. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Man, I hate my brain and my knack/curse for free association. When I read publicists my brain told me how much that resembles pubic cysts, and then I saw the picture in your/my banner, TM. *shudders*

    Anyways! :)

    Here is some more Hassy love:

    Everybody Sunshine...I wonder what language that makes sense in, because it sure isn't English :laugh
     
  28. Jikoo "You need to be taping"

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    The Lord works in mysterious way my dear Jkingler! Muha :D
     
  29. jkingler J. Kinglecrab, Esq.

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    Are you saying David Hasselhoff is the lord?!?!? :omg

    I thought that was common knowledge :p
     
  30. Jikoo "You need to be taping"

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    Look at the hair jkingler! The HAIR! It stays so perfect, even running, swimming or driving really really fast!

    If that's not devine, I don't know what is!
     
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