Everyone's seen those Chuck Norris facts on the net right? About how badass he is? Well, I think it's about time Gaara had the same treatment. Feel free to post any you come up with here and we'll make the definitive list of Gaara kickass facts! A few to start off: - Bruce Lee couldn't even TOUCH Gaara. - Gaara goes to the beach and scares the sharks away. - Gaara did't cry when Bambi's mum died. - Italy didn't win the World Cup, Gaara already owns it. - Where do you think Neo learnt to stop bullets? Gaara. - If Gaara was in a knock-knock joke, he'd break the door. - When Gaara visits the cemetary, the dead run away. There, now you think of some.