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The Gaara FACTS thread

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by Mark_II, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. Mark_II New Member

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    Everyone's seen those Chuck Norris facts on the net right? About how badass he is? Well, I think it's about time Gaara had the same treatment. Feel free to post any you come up with here and we'll make the definitive list of Gaara kickass facts!

    A few to start off:
    - Bruce Lee couldn't even TOUCH Gaara.
    - Gaara goes to the beach and scares the sharks away.
    - Gaara did't cry when Bambi's mum died.
    - Italy didn't win the World Cup, Gaara already owns it.
    - Where do you think Neo learnt to stop bullets? Gaara.
    - If Gaara was in a knock-knock joke, he'd break the door.
    - When Gaara visits the cemetary, the dead run away.

    There, now you think of some.
     
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    SOJ U GIEV!!!!!!!!!!1111
     
  3. Mark_II New Member

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    What the hell was that?
     
  4. Moonraker_One Official NF Song Parodier

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    Spoiler: Been done before...
    http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=125903
     
  5. Loki custom title want a loki

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    he was hard but now he to softy to me.
     
  6. Uray Master of Ultimate power

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    gaara scares sand of the beach.
     
  7. Sweeney Todd and Hell followed with him

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    Gaara's dick is so long we think theres a korean chick sucking it.
     
  8. King_Rollo Hokage

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    Gaara is too cool for sleep.
     
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