The Horror of the German Dub - Ep. 7 is up! (Because of the 10-images-in-one-post limit I decided to add the links to the edited pictures instead.) All you Americans out there don't know how lucky you should be with the Naruto dubbing you received. (Sadly the UK was much less lucky...) Not only does the German dub contain the most God awful voice acting and opening theme (Death Note CM) I've ever heard in my life but they also got a crap load of cheap cuts which seem to get worse and worse every episode. Just for fun I decided to put up some of my favorites here and describe and comment them a little. Note that I do not watch the American dub, only the Japanese, so I have no idea if any of this was in the American version as well but I'll do my best to only list the German changes. Feel free to tell me if I missed anything... interesting. Spoiler: Episode 4 The German dubbers are obviously having a hard time deciding on whatever they should keep that poor Kunai or edit it out. Oh, and the scene where Kakashi grabs Naruto's hand? They decided to change that into a scene of him leaning his face against his hand... which they had already showed earlier in the same episode. *Giggle...* Spoiler: Episode 5 This one speaks for itself. Spoiler: Episode 6 In this episode we find out that Naruto has blue blood..! The cutting scene was replaced with a completely STILL image of some strange red... thing. There was no kunai being showed at all. He just stands there, looking all mad and pissed and then, poof! There was our dear 'strange red thing' in all it's glory! I had to be quick to spot this first image. Right when the scene changes you can see the original image there but then it's replaced with a badly drawn backpack strap. I'm starting to wonder if Naruto cut himself at all in this episode... Sadly, I can't speak German so I guess I'll never know. Oh, this one is my favorite. <3 It's absolutely horrible. I have nothing more to say than that. Spoiler: Episode 7 (Note: Decided to add the original scenes next to the German scenes from now on, just so you can compare them properly.) Let's start with some simple edits, shall we? (By the way, that huge dildo Zabuza had has magically transformed back into a sword again.) ... Wait a second, I thought red was supposed to be a bad color? Great. We get a double amount of scared, whining Sasuke. Just great. This scene got completely messed up and therefore the image is very large. You can't notice it by just looking at screenshots but they switched places with just about every scene at the end there. (I'm just too lazy to put them up that way...) Oh, and the kunai Kakashi puts against Zabuza's throat is replaced with more of these random scenes. Oh, did I say kunai? What kunai? There is no kunai here at all. Oh, and while switching places/messing up all those scenes they added some of their own ones. (Like looong dramatic close ups...) ... Erm, I thought Kakashi was not supposed to have a kunai?