So I have a senior thesis due. I actually took the course titled "Senior seminar" during last year's spring Semester (Jan-Jun '05) Everyone that was a senior has already graduated, and recieved their diploma. I walked with everyone at the graduation commencement ceremony. And yet... I have this freaking paper that was due in May. Currently my grade for the senior seminar is an incomplete. I have until the next semester begins before the grade becomes an "F" and I have to pay for the course all over again. I am currently jobless and without a diploma in hand, am planning to go to grad school. My Dad thinks that I am done with undergrad and that I have my degree. Right now, I have the books for the Paper, but I haven't actually begun writing anything. Putting things off is a theme in my life: I haven't washed my car in 2 years. I have a broken rear tail light I've been meaning to fix for a year and a half. I have a load of dress pants I've been meaning to take to the dry cleaner for 4 months. The list goes on. I invite all procrastinators to do their best to trump my masterful game of post-poning life's events. Bring it on.