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The Most Ridiculous Theory

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by sonnie_skies, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. sonnie_skies Braving the Rain

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    What is the most ridiculous theory you've seen on these forums?

    At the moment, mine's the "Yamato is Obito" thread.

    Have any been so bad you've laughed out loud? Any make you mad? And theories make you weep for poor Kishimoto and the bastardization of Naruto altogether?
     
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  2. -GoW- seeing through shadows

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    Yamato is Obito is a sick one. But I love the Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader theory... or even worst, Jiraya is.
     
  3. Woozie Active Member

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    The "Is Naruto a virgin?" theory was kinda amusing...hehehe....Naruto is obviously a virgin if he's honestly still going for Sakura
     
  4. Ulquiorra Schiffer Tsugi no mai: Hakuren

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    Ok...You opened the floodgates. I hope you're ready for this one.

    1. Yondaime = Akatsuki Leader/ Yondaime = Akatsuki.
    Basically you put those words in a theory and I want to break the closest person's neck. I hate that people keep coming up with this stuff.
    2. Obito = Tobi/ Obito = Yamato/ Obito = Akatsuki Leader.
    Same as above. Obito is DEAD!
    3. "X and Y have the same hairstyle. Therefore, X and Y are the same person!!!"
    Die..... All of you..... Just die......Just kidding, but it seriously does piss me off...Hair is not a deciding factor...My friend has the same hairstyle as Ted Nugent...Does that make him Ted Nugent????Hell no!
    4. Sasuke is gay/a coward/trash/weak.
    Flame wars are not fun and neg reps fly in threads like this.
    5. "Yondaime/Jiraiya/Tsunade/Naruto are the greatest ninja's ever for this reason!!1!!1!"
    Once again...Die...These people normally have no logic to support this...Just random fanboy/girlism and character bashing....(Sasuke/Itachi/Orochimaru/Sakura usually.)

    Well That's about all I can think about at the moment. So if I have anything else I'll add it later.
     
  5. Abarai-Kun ~13th Division, 6th Seat~

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    For me all the Obito is... threads like Obito is Tobi or Obito is Yamato are ridiculous.
    But the whole thinking about the Akatsuki Leader is also very funny ^^
     
  6. Leen Peacemaker

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    What about Oro is MJ? :laugh
    Hinata is fat?
    Naruto is dickless?
    And of course the whole Sasuke is gay thing. It's just so lame.
     
  7. -GoW- seeing through shadows

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    That Obito ressuction is just crazy. The guy was all smashed up with tons of rocks... had no feeling on one side of his body and gave his eye right there. How could he be alive after that? Maybe some cientist team with the technology and money necessary rebuild him. He became like Robocop or something. This is just crazy... these guys only want shout words and come up with these lame ass theories just for that...
     
  8. Nymphetamine Shinigami

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    The Yamato = Tobi is quite a funny now... The Yondaime = Akatsuki Leader however is the most stooopid thing i have ever heard in my life... Some ppl see Edo Tenseis everywhere... Thats called 6th sense and its bad...
     
  9. Splintered Active Member

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    The Akatsuki leader is Rin and the Akatsuki Leader is Itachi's cousin was kinda funny.
     
  10. blazingshadow True Wind Rune

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    come on ppl. you know that yamato is obito and he was a decendant of the first hokage. also you should know that yondaime is the akatsuki leader and naruto is his reincarnation. oh about itachi yes he didn't kill shisui and the whole clan, he just was watching it happen and decided he would play a trick on his brother by using his new jutsu.
     
  11. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    The worst theories usually involve either Yondaime or Tobi in some way, but I'll run down a few I don't like.

    Itachi is stronger than everyone.

    Naruto will fight the Kyuubi.

    Yondaime is stronger than Sandaime.

    Akatsuki are good guys.

    Godzilla would beat Kyuubi in a fight.
     
  12. ~ Masamune ~ Old Man Masa

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    Suckiest theory= Naruto will not become hokage
     
  13. slumpy doesn't need a Custom title

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    i loved it, but it would be logic, at least pre-timeskip. they where 12 then. and post time skip or with his journy with ero-sennin it could but then he stil is early (15)
     
  14. slumpy doesn't need a Custom title

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    agree with this one
    and i hate the one: naruto wont become hokage
     
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  15. Shogun <marquee><font color='dark blue'>Standing Still</f

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    don't forget Tobi= Obito, god those were some bad times
     
  16. Ulquiorra Schiffer Tsugi no mai: Hakuren

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    The funny thing is that for the most part we've all named the Obito theories and the Yondaime theories as the worst ones ever....And they're the only ones that peopl can come up with anymore.
     
  17. preqrhok7v Banned

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    You completely forgot about the Obito=Zetsu theory, where some dude(could be AL, I don't remember) took half dead obito and gave him the byakugan.
     
  18. blazingshadow True Wind Rune

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    you mean sharingan.

    anyways i do think that almost all of the theories were mentioned. there are a few tsunade theories i don't like but they are not that ridiculous.
     
  19. Leen Peacemaker

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    Akatsuki leader is Shino's dad??? :rofl
     
  20. Ulquiorra Schiffer Tsugi no mai: Hakuren

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    Most of the other theories are laughable but not absurd...The theories that we all mentioned are basically the absurd ones. Nothing else could come close to idiocy of them.
     
  21. shibigoku Master of the fist

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    it's a tie between Tobi is Obito and Sai is the Nibi. These two came out of nothing.
     
  22. SixPartFugue Vat Scrappings

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    Any theory that involves someone being someone else. I've still never seen a good one.
     
  23. less Cheer up,

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    Sure it's ridiculous, but it's not hard to see where the Tobi = Obito theories came from. Apart from Obito being dead, it all lines up. I mean, masked, right eye only, a very similar name and a hint at young age (tobi is a good boy, y'know?). Actually, the reason I don't believe it a second is that it's too obvious. Kishimoto were trying to get people to believe that one.

    As for the Yondy = Akatsuki leader theory. That's wishful thinking.
     
  24. CarolinaB Bianca dares you to cry.

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    Every theory where a good dead character is a villian, Yondamei/Akatsuki Leader, Obito/Akatisuki Leader/Tobi, or the father/sons one, Kabuto is Tsunade's son, Naruto is Rin and Yondamei's son, or every new character is a jinchuuriki theory, I know we want too see them, but just chill a little! But then again, some are very well writen and some a very very funny.
     
  25. BattousaiMS Swordsman of Sorrow

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    Let's see:
    - " 'X dead person'(insert name here) is Akatsuki leader " thoeries.
    - " 'X dead person'(insert name here) is Akatsuki Tobi " thoeries.
    - " Itachi is god/strongest " theories.
    - " Sharingan pwns all " theories.
    - " Naruto will fight Kyuubi " theories.
    - " Naruto is reincarnated Yondaime " theories.
    - " Hinata is usefull/better then all other genin girls" theories.
    - " NaruHina " theories.
    - " Sakura is jounin+ level because she pwned Sasori " thoeries.
    - " Naruto won't become a Hokage " thoeries.
    ... There are many more but you get the point.
     
  26. sonnie_skies Braving the Rain

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    The battle threads where they have a ton of stipulations, such as "without his bloodline" or "without his summons" or a bunch of characters against one. They're kind of over the top, but I guess I can see why people like them.

    And yeah, so far I've seen about ten Leaf nins (be they dead or alive) as the leader of the Akatsuki.

    Then there's the "Did Itachi really kill the Uchiha clan?"
     
  27. dale2 Member

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    Obito/Yondaime/other very dead character is alive and a random character

    that or

    Akatsuki leader is *insert any name possible here*
     
  28. sonnie_skies Braving the Rain

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    Could Sai's paintbrush be Obito?

    I know it was a joke, but it made me laugh out loud.
     
  29. Dommy You never knew.

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    -Yamato is Obito......:S
     
  30. Alia_Atreides Mew...

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    Well, I dont want to speak bad about anyone, because people can think what ever they want, but the theory that Shino's father is the Akatsuki leader is just too incredable.
    But ok, thats why there is a forum... So people can tell what they think.
    :)
     
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