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The Official Itachi Vs Galactus Vs Dbzverse Vs Rick James Discussion/Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Outskirts Battledome Archive' started by Cthulhu-versailles, Oct 14, 2006.

Who Would win This glorious fight?

  1. Rick James bitch!

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    24.1%
  2. Itachi was clearly being underestimated by Narutoforum. He defintly wins this fight.

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  3. Galactis wins... I guess

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  4. LOL. The whole Dbzverse overkills Galactus and everyine else.

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  5. Vegito wins alone.

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  6. You had to do it? NO! STOP IT!

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  1. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    There has been far too much Itachi underestimation going on of late.
    In fact, I can say with absolutle certainty that Itachi has never fought anyone near his level in OB. Hopely however, with the making of this thread, all that will change and Itachi will actually be able to have a good fight. In all honesty though, I highly doubt even the opponents selected above stand much of a chance. Actually, Rick James is probably the toughest competition for Itachi here.

    -Hmph! Well since some people may actually be in doubt of Itachi’s domination over these people, I’ll post all the relative information on why Itachi would in fact win.


    Itachi’s unrivalled feats

    -Look What Itachi Is Immune To
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    -Itachi States His Level Of Raw Power
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    -Take A Look At How Fast Itachi Is Stated to be
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    -Itachi/Kakashi states you cannot counter Tsuki unless you have a true Sharigan
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    -Itachi is literally God when you’re caught in Tsuki
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    Interview with Kishimoto

    This interview was done by my cousin, who does actually live in Japan. What happened was that earlier in the week I asked her if she could get an interview with Kishimoto. She was reluctant at first, however agreed after receiving 2000 dollars. ( I also had to explain to her who Kishimoto was and give her the questions.) Some weeks later the interview was conducted. Then, after another 2- 3 weeks, she finally sent a full translated English version of the interview to me. The interview was sent via email.

    Q = Questioner = My cousin
    K= Kishimoto

    The Interview below is only about a 4th of the total interview…


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    Q: Hello Mr. Masashi.

    K: Hi.

    Q: Lovely day isn’t it?

    K: Splendid.

    Q: How is your health? I ask because I’ve heard some strange rumours going around.

    K: My health you ask, well you’re quite forward. Where the fuck is your tact? Seriously, you shouldn’t just ask a man about his health; regardless of what nonsense you’ve heard.

    Q: Well then I apologize for the rudeness, although believe me I’m not always this forward. It’s just that when I get into interview mode… I’m not sure if you’d quite understand it; I become more badass. I guess you could compare my newfound level of bad-ass to Nekota when he was Pwning Ralph Anderson, or Killua pwning anything. Although in truth nothing can be as badass as that.

    K: Haha! Say no more! I was just joking with you! Lighten the fuck-up, you have to chill about little things like that in this life. Otherwise your shit won’t be stinking for as long as you want it. And yeah, nothing can touch Nekota.

    Q: I agree on all accounts Mr. Masashi. Anyway, perhaps we should get to the questions relating to Naruto, Mr. Masashi. I’m sure you’re quite busy.

    K: Yes, yes, ask away.

    Q: Well, the body of my questions today are focused on Itachi. Apparently Itachi’s strength is of great interest to the fans. So then, how strong is Itachi and what type of individuals can he stand up to?

    K: Who the fuck, or what the fuck is an Itachi?

    Q: Itachi! That’s a character from your manga, Mr. Masashi.

    K: Oh! You mean that guy from Naruto…

    Q: Yes!

    K: Sorry about that. I’d just forgotten about him is all. Besides, why have someone like Itachi when you’ve got Neji and his Golden Byakugam?

    Q: Well that’s true. Neji is the haxxor and Itachi is a peon compared to him. Nonetheless, what about the question at hand?

    K: Oh! Oh! Oh! The Big question! To put it simply, the answer is that Itachi
    is pretty damn strong. I’d say he could pretty much destroy the universe if he wanted.

    Q: Seriously?

    K: Yes, seriously. Take a look at his powers. At fullest potential Itachi stands at least 1000 feet tall and has that powerful armour along with the flashing guns and…

    Q: (interrupts) Mr. Masashi, I don’t mean to interrupt but that’s not Itachi. That sounds more like a robot or something.

    K: Indeed! It’s a robot… but it also relates to Itachi. Maybe I should have explained that first. Okay, listen, Itachi might have a true form called Itachi Megazord. In that form he can then attach other Megazords and become stronger. Also, keep in mind that Itachi needs to activate his Mighty Morpher to use this Zord form. Not to mention that without random communication from the transmitter he losses half power.

    Q: I see, but is that really in the spirit of Naruto?

    K: Off course it’s not Naruto or in the spirit of Naruto, but I was just telling you what would be cool for Itachi. Honestly, you must have seen some of the Power Rangers show/s when you were little? Didn’t you like that pink ranger? Actually, you had to. I swear, every S.O.B on the planet wanted to tap that. Ugh, just thinking about it… that girl was firm as hell! Not to mention...

    Q: Mr. Masashi, can we please stick to Naruto.

    K: Yes, yes, back to Naruto and Itachi strength. The thing is, your question is actually quite difficult, given the limited amount of information I can supply at this time. Without the tale of true origin, the secret behind his nigh-omipotence then might not be understood. Nevertheless , what I can say is this : Itachi is defiantly a cosmic and a universal threat.

    Q: I see, so does that mean he could beat Galactus?

    K: Galactus, do you mean the cosmic Galactus from Marvel?

    Q: yes.

    K: Well that would be a good fight.


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    It was stated by Kishimoto himself. It is canon!


    Other Questions Asked to Kishimoto That Are Somewhat Less Relevant To This Discussion


    Spoiler:

    Q: ever since Itachi was introduced: how big is Itachi’s slang?

    K: Well, Itachi knows exactly 543 slang words and that’s not even counting the special words he’s created.

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    Q: What is Itachi’s strength relative to how may pies he can eat?

    K: Well, if you’re measuring it that way, then Itachi could easily eat about 1 bajillion pies.

    Q: Bajillion is not a number…

    K: that’s my point, he can eat that many!

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    Q: What do you think about Itachi fanboism?

    K: I think it helps fucking sell Naruto is what!

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    Q: if Itachi was president, what would be his first order of business?

    K: Itachi would hire Michael Jackson as his Vice President, R Kelly as his Secretary of Defence and Tom Jones would be his bitch.

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    Q: Do you know about that guy?

    K:… YEAH I KNOW ABOUT HIM!

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    Q: What do you think about people who underestimate Itachi’s strength?

    K: I think they’re fucking drunks.

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    Conclusion
    So as you can see, Itachi would more then likely beat Galactus!!!
    Itachi would more then likely beat the Dbzverse!!!
    Hell, Itachi would probably beat Rick james!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Vicious für immer

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    u do know that u r going to cause lots of flaming and attract lots of jplaya's to this thread?!and i cant wait and how the hell can itachi beat galactus???:laugh
     
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  3. MdB Banned

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    Itachi ftw with his massive horde off fanboys, no one can beat that...
     
  4. gabha GB's Norman

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    I have a sneaking suspicion that the interview you posted is fake :p .
     
  5. Giovanni Rild The mods are my enemy

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    Hypnotoad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Itachi
     
  6. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    WTF is that? :nuts
     
  7. Giovanni Rild The mods are my enemy

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    Here ya go.
     
  8. omg laser pew pew! is feeling greedy

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    GTFO your retarded losers

    This thread's ownage exceeds even infinite
     
  9. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    Even if all of the feats you stated are true, Itachi's "continum destroying powers" are offset by the fact that he's an Uchiha, which means that all of his powers are meant to give him a better ability to run away......

    Rick James takes this.
     
  11. Sasori <font color="#8B0000">● GB Genius ●</font>

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    BEST. THREAD. EVAR.
     
  12. Endless Mike Getting too old for this shit

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    I wonder if jplaya will realize you're making fun of him.....
     
  13. Amatsu Jammin' with whole wheat bread

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    ZOMG ITACHI WINS BECAUSE NARUTO CHARACTERS > EVERYTHING!!!111!11

    No seriously Rick James and Galactus kill everyone then fight to a draw.
     
  14. Crimson King Visser Three

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    1337/noob/JPlaya answer:

    OMGZ! LOLOOLOLOLOL!!!!! ITACHI FTW!!!!! SHARINGAN PWN J00 ALL!!!!

    real answer:
    Galactus eats the planet, killing all DBZverse people and Itachi.
     
  15. Renegade A-Ω

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    Rick James wins with his super-freakyness.
     
  16. TheGreenSamurai78 Bleach > Naruto

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    Amen to that! :nod
     
  17. BlueNinja44 Usopp the Missing-Nin

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    You forgot to mention one other thing about Itachi's greatness Chaucer...
    Spoiler:
    Itachi can fly!
     
  18. Suzumebachi ReSpekt

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    That automatically puts him above all DBZ except Goku.

    Tsukiyomi is just overkill!
     
  19. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    You doubt the interview? I got that interview from a canon source. Unless you actually think my cousin was lying. In which case I'll need to give ya an e-ternet thrashing.:amuse

    That's true... he does use those legs alot, but power Cosmic is even more cowardly then Uchiha and their bloodline.

    Plus, Rick James has a weakness for what has now be popularize as the relatively widely used term "metrosexual". Cough, Itachi doesn't take the bus, he rides the metro.:yell

    You shouldn't make assumptions like that, Endless Mike. I didn't make any assumptions in my opening post. I clearly posted why Itachi pretty much owns Galactus. It's a wdoner that you can't see that. I wouldn't go so far as to mock an outstanding poster like the great Jplaya. I honestly think itachi wins this match. You're really overatting Galactus. Please stop that! Don't be a fanboy!

    I agree with this portion which made me think you were an enlightened young fellow. Good job on stating the truth here .:thumbs

    Sadly...

    What dirty orifice did you pull this crap out of ? I'd ask you if you were high when you typed this, but the truth is you were clearly drunk! Go re-read the Naruto manga and then go re-read Dbz. In fact, your lack of knowledge is laughable.You do realize the dbz verse has Shenron who can make them able to breath in space? :kukuku You do realize that Cell, Boo, Freeze and some other noobs can fly in space? You do realize they got armada's and junk? You do Realize that galactus can be considered "evil" so a spirit ULTRA bomb could vaporize his purplepunkass! Wow, please infrom yourself before you make ridiculous post.

    I like the avatar as well as your answer. here are some reps from me to you. Keep on supporting naruto and the protection against unfair underestimation of Naruto.:hi5
     
  20. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    LOL!!
    this thread is so funny.
    But seriously guys CmOn guys ameratersu is hot as sun and can beat even galactus so itachi ftw :nuts
     
  21. Comic Book Guy Cassandra Cain Fanboy Retired Staff

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    And the ando fans said that jplaya2023 would never match his 'fame'. . .
     
  22. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    Who was this ando guy?
    can someone show me a thread where he was still around?
    i'm hearing a lot about him and i wanna know what made him so infamous
     
  23. Comic Book Guy Cassandra Cain Fanboy Retired Staff

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    DD Ep 2 bt SHS-TW
     
  24. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    Ando isn't infamous you know. I wouldn't call making dozens of plausible, proven and well thought out theories typically what makes someone infamous. Would you? From my point of view, about a third of Ando's theories could have been true and had some pretty cool "insights" into Narutoverse. The only reason he's so infamous is because of noobs and their senseless flame bashing; wherein he gets bashed for posting something that if someone else did they'd get regular comments. That is real bullshit for you right there. I am being serious here to... and not the type of serious I said I was being before.........................
     
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  25. Comic Book Guy Cassandra Cain Fanboy Retired Staff

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    I admit, it would be interesting to see who would have submitted to who. jplaya2023 or andoliveira.
     
  26. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    Sorry if i dissrespected him or anything. I just heard some ppl saying some stuff about him and i wanted to know why. I didn't really mean infamous it was the only word that popped into my mind from what the other ppl said
     
  27. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    you toke my post to seriously:scry I was only being about 53-67% truthful:aoba&raidou
     
  28. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    i can't really tell if ur being serious or not since ur just typing.
     
  29. Cthulhu-versailles The Luckiest Man in Agrabah

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    AH! The flaws of the internet were revealed to me on this day...

    ---- abadons seriousness all thee who enter----- maybe i shoukld have typed that

    also, I wasn;t being serious again when I said I wasn't being truthful...
     
  30. ~Shin~ Spectacular Insanity

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    so is ando bad or good?
     
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