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The secret of the AL's statue

Discussion in 'Konoha Library Archives' started by Frozen222, Oct 17, 2006.

  1. Frozen222 Timeless Infinity

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    Ladies and gentlemen, due to a complete observation of the statue that AL was sitting on when he contacted Hidan and Kakuzu, I have come to the conclusion that this giant statue is actually...


    Master AL's personal toilet. Let's observe shall we?



    Notice that the AL is sitting on the tip of the "tongue", what is under the tongue? A giant barrel, attached by a tiny cylinder tube. Under that barrel, is another cylinder that goes down into the statue's "hand", which happens to be holding a "scepter-like" pipe (which goes left into the arm).

    Now, according to the way an actual toilet works, we can sincerely assume that the "scepter-like" pipe is acually the cleansing mechanism that funnels out the waste, down through the "arm", and into the sewer system (the other end of the "scepter", on the right side, is where the water is stored for further use. It's looks large enough to hold a decent amount of gallons, so they wouldn't have to refill it after every use.). Of course, the AL would have to flush first, which is the chain attached to the statue's "nose-ring". When he does, the "scepter-like" pipe tilts down to the left, allowing the water and waste to flow freely into the depths of the "arm".

    Possibly, we can safely assume the the AL was taking one big shit. Even Kakuzu agreed, look at the warning he gave Hidan.



    The AL seemed pleased.

    For a quick run-down of the parts of Master AL's giant statue-potty, here's a list.

    a)Tongue: Main hole
    b)Nose-ring chain: Flusher
    c)Giant barrel under tongue (which is a tongue-ring): Waste storage system until flushed
    d)Scepter-like pipe: Waste removal system
    e)Arm: Main pipe towards sewage

    So there you have it. The AL possibly forced Akatsuki to build him something this grand to show-off his uber badassness. Seriously, can you think of anyone else that would have a gigantic personal shitter? Unless you think Orochimaru and a snake toilet, the AL has proved once again why he is a force to be reckoned with.

    Now flame this thing to hell because I know you all want to.
     
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  2. Mat?icha アナル

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    craziest theory ever. i like it. damn funny :laugh
     
  3. Shisui is dead

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    brevity is the key to wit, my friend.

    but good observation, nonetheless ;)
     
  4. Futagokage Runaway Kage

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    Well, at least this one not was "The AL's Statue = Sandaime, Yondaime" or anything like that...

    Even then your theory has some plot holes so i do not buy it.
     
  5. Spanish Hoffkage Lol. Kisame

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    there's so much shit in that theory :lmao
     
  6. Hagen You're gonna hear me roar

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    This is a shitty thread. Seriously:oh .
     
  7. Gai-Sifu The Wild Green Beast of Raabu

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    10/10, it is indeed a truthful account of the facts
     
  8. Yasha Procreate

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    Orochimaru used it once and got kicked out of the Akatsuki because of that. :laugh
     
  9. J.J. FeKl Seldom posts

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    The only question is...is it solid gold? Because that would totally rule.

    We need a color page of this behemoth.
     
  10. Yasha Procreate

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    ^ ohh. You don't
     
  11. Zorokiller Lives of your misfortune

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    Ah, its just dirty. Probably because the AL's bitches (umm...subordinantes) have been out bijuu hunting instead of staying in the house and scrubbing their master's crapper. For shame.
     
  13. Dionysus Brandy and Death

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    I bet Tobi has already left an unsinkable floater in that behemoth.
     
  14. kuchiyoseNOjutsu Badass

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    I thought the statue's tongue was asswipe smile-big . Oh well.
     
  15. Turnip Girl Purveyor of Fine OroKabu

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    Now THAT's a throne worthy of His awesomeness.
     
  16. Frozen222 Timeless Infinity

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    and I never would have imagined that this thread would get this many replies. Thank you thank you. =P
     
  17. warthog Member

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    Dunno if this was already mentioned but doesn't the circles in the visible eye of the statue seem a lot like.. well the circles in the al eyes ?
     
  18. Kakuzu GB Imperator

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    ^You obviously didn't read the original post. LoL

    Also...LoL
    Giant elaborate toilet. You even matched it with some lines in the manga.

    Thanks for the laugh!
     
  19. Drainz master in training.

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    it's a creative theory, i'll give you that.. lol.
     
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    LOL he should definitely add that.
     
  21. Akatsuki Leader Uzimaki Akatsuki leader

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    Ingenious. Naturally the AL would want the biggest toilet he could find.
     
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    hahaha funny as hell
     
  24. OROCHIMARU~SAMA HEBIKAGE

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    My theory behind the statue would be the release of a powerful demon spirit that was sealed where it requires nine bijuus' power to unlock the seal imposed by someone legendary who is already deceased on our current events... Maybe it's the same demon that all of the Hokages used as a bargaining jutsu to seal their opponents' spirits into its stomach...
     
  25. Frozen222 Timeless Infinity

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    I'm not talking about THAT statue, the one that the AL summons. Did you even read what I wrote?
     
  26. Wilham Feelin the Love

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    thats some funny shit.
     
  27. OROCHIMARU~SAMA HEBIKAGE

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    You are talking about a monument made out of scrap metals. I am talking about the statue that was summoned by the AL and co. I am not bothered to create another thread, that's all... Since the thread title mentioned a statue... :p
     
  28. Alcazar The most Known Unknown

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    Even his crap hole reflects his uber badassness, I need to get me one of those...
     
  29. chaoserver User of the chaos jutsu

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    You forgot to take note of the "whats left behind" on the last page. Perhaps the toilet could not handle all of AL's load.
     
  30. Kaiox Title below lies, I hate kids

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    awesome. A massive toilet like that is worthy of AL.
     
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