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The third was a pervert!!!

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by NeoRam, May 30, 2007.

  1. NeoRam

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    He was obviously in love with Orochimaru, thats why he never killed him and also always remembered him with pasion. Orochimaru knew it, thats why he runs from him, because he was to old for him and he likes the kids ( Sasuke, Kabuto... he was like Michael Jackson). Asuma was ashmade of it, but at the end he accepts it, thats why he said before die in the grave of his father "Im Proud to be born in the Sarutobi Clan". Kishi confirmed their love by killing the Third with a sword "from behind" and to give him pleasure enclosed him in a belly with Oro's hands rumbling him forever!!!
     
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    Erm.........mk then....
     
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  4. o____O;; Dude you have issues.
     
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    Ewww, It touched my mind and brain :S
     
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    The fact that you typed "I'm speechless" means that you're actually not. If you were, your post would be nothing but ellipses: ........ :p
     
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    I would say "I- Im Typless
     
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    Sounds more like you are saying he is a p*d*p****. :blink
     
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    I will agree on the whole pervert thing (Jiraiya even called him one in an episode)...I mean, seriously, duh...

    But wanting Orochimaru?

    Then please explain his desire going peeping at the women's bathhouse with young Jiraiya...
     
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    Jiraya (when he was young) said he never gets caught on his peeping sessions and the third said he might have to join him sometime.

    The thing with Orochimarus hands rumbling him forever made me laugh ;p
     
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    Nah, hes' neither gay nor p*d*p****, the main reason why kishi let him die was because he didn't play any important role that would change things, and the only way to make him an admired character was to die in a honorable way, and that's what happened; imagine if he was still Hokage?
     
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    ROFL ROFL

    that was hilarious!
     
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    if any1's like michael jackson it's orochimaru, i mean come on who do ya think oro was based on. The pure white skin the countless male lackey's all those kids and sasuke and the tongue!

    If you ask me Oro was the pedo not sandaime
     
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    Orochimaru is likely not p*d*p****.

    Because Orochimaru's love is to live forever, by any means necessary. Everyone is in one of four categories:

    1) Deity status (Himself, and only himself)
    2) Useful (Kabuto and Sasuke)
    3) Potentially Useful (anyone he might be watching)
    4) Not useful nor enemy (general people)
    5) Enemies (Naruto, Akatsuki)

    Notice what doesn't fall in there? Friends. Lovers.

    Sarutobi might have been bisexual, never know. But even if he did...molest (*shudder*) Orochimaru, I doubt it was out of love. More out of malice, to mess with Orochimaru's mind.
     
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    no orochimaru's dream is to live for ever not love you retard, they're totally unrelated.

    and why would he want to live for ever, obviously to continue to lure 13 year old boys back to his lair for the rest of his life, and sorry what does he do ENTER THEM YOU SAY!!!!
     
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    you must have no life if you think about that shit fag
     
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    Fail.

    I didn't say that he lives for love. I said he would love to live forever. And he wants to do that to learn every jutsu in the world.
     
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    O.O

    *doesn't know what to type*
     
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    PLease some retards are taking this really serious, give some Positive points for funny, and if you neg points, at least be honorable and put your name, anyway I will find you.
     
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    o_O I think I am horrified but slightly amused at the hands bit.
     
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    Are you being serious? :blink The whole pervert thing is true, see halfhearted's post. But the rest.....????
     
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    I guess that's sort of funny but....poor Oro!

    Anyway, wow, my brain. It's amazing how people can look at things in certain ways like this. Crazy.

    I don't believe this though. LOL.
     
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    i mean sure if that sort of thing tickles your fancy then its your problem bro
     
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    :oh ...

     
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    Half me your stash of crack.
     
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    I think that's obvious, as he wanted to come with jiraya to use his peeking jutsu.
     
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