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[THEORY]WHAT IS HIDDEN IN AKATSUKI BOOK?

Discussion in 'Naruto Theories' started by Mike Hunt, Jun 3, 2007.

  1. Mike Hunt Spittin dat real talk fuck yal

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    Pornography. Yes I said it, Porn.

    As a young boy, Kabuto was found amongst the enemy dead. The officer at Konoha Medical Unit Squad brought him back to Konoha and raised Kabuto like a son. What others didnt know that Kabuto was that officer's sex slave. The officer would beat Kabuto if he didnt do what his master says. The officer would get drunk at times and forget to heal Kabuto after he had beaten him, so the officer taught Kabuto to heal himself after he had used him. Kabuto ran away and found shelter from Sasori. During those times with Sasori, Kabuto fell in love with Sasori. Kabuto did not know Sasori was old (because of his face) and engaged in homosexual encounters. Sasori, having Kabuto's trust, hypnotized Kabuto and made him spy on Orochimaru. Orochimaru treated Kabuto as a sex slave as well. Orochimaru later released the spell that hypnotized Kabuto and told Kabuto to join him. Later at the Forest of Death, he became friends with Naruto. He gathered intell and found out that Naruto and Sasuke kissed. Kabuto then later fell in love with Sasuke Uchiha. When caught trying to kidnapp Sasuke, Kabuto wasnt trying to kidnap him, HE WAS TRYING TO MOLEST SASUKE. During the Invasion Of Konoha, Kabuto tries to molest Akamaru and Kiba but at last minute, changes his mind.
    When Sasuke came to Orochimaru, Kabuto tries to flirt and hit on Sasuke. Sasuke, angered and disgusted (hes not homo, yes i know), pushes off Kabuto. Kabuto "EXPERIMENTS" on human bodies and KNOW THE HUMAN ANATOMY. When Kabuto saw that Sasuke killed Orochimaru, his dear love for Sasuke starts deteriorating. Sasuke leaves off and Kabuto is left alone. But wait, he realizes something. Naruto is just as better as Sasuke! Yes, he would want to molest Kyuubi and try to take away Kyuubi's virginity away. When he meets Naruto, he realizes, NARUTO IS NOT ALONE :amazed . *Quick, What shall I do????* Then he has an idea. He gives Naruto a old porn book and some exotic pictures of him with Orochimaru and Sasori. He lies to Naruto saying that its about Akatsuki but then realizes that its not a lie because Orochimaru and Sasori was in Akatsuki.

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    I don't think Naruto will be too happy next chapter. Neither will Kabuto, when he realizes that Naruto's not into older guys................................................................................
     
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    Kabuto is sick...
     
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  5. chaosakita 我愛羅の愛好者~~!

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  6. The Boss Guest

    ummmmmmm........ Kabuto meant to give the book to sai.
     
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