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These are our rules!

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Id, Sep 18, 2005.

  1. Id

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    Please note these are all numbered "1" for a reason!

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

    1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    1. Saturday = Sports

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently.

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Check your oil! Please.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. Let us look. It doesn't hurt anyone, to look. And for us, it's genetic.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. We are not mind readers and we never will be.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will believe you.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

    1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

    Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's near the TV, and it's like camping.
     
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    ya, these are funny. standard rules girlfriends should know about guys. i jsut wish they all complied with them.
     
  3. Nemesis Moderator

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    preach it brother let the whole world hear you
     
  4. Kucheeky Badkuya

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    Isn't Sunday Sports?

    Saturdays are for parties.

    Who is 'our'?
     
  5. Near

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    No, seriously....I mean, what is going on in this country when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism? Can you tell me THAT?

    No,Seriously my list doesnt look like that.
     
  6. UtahCrip

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    busting anywhere thats not your face would be dissrespectful
     
  7. Lien

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    I've seen this plenty of times before. XD Still funny all the time though. :laugh
    Definately, effective.
     
  8. Shishou

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    And so is Blackmail.

    Coincidence?
     
  9. lekki

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    I always take off my proverbial hat whenever I see this list.

    Need to make a poster or something:)
     
  10. mgrace

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    Is this the list for ho to stay single?????
     
  11. lekki

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    Whatever man, this needs to be stickied.

    Archaic norms for women have to change. Women learn these bad habits from their moms and sisters and then they want men to change and accept them.

    Yet they don't want to change themselves. And want to be treated equally yet they invented their own language almost when it comes to communication.

    Once again, this needs to be stickied.

    When you experience a temper tantrum about something that happened 5 months ago, you'll know what I mean.
     
  12. Sabaku no Ira

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    This is why I chose the desire to destroy life rather than the dsire to create life.
     
  13. mgrace

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    Nah man dont sticky it unless its edited...... yeah its funny but ... ahhh yeah
     
  14. Bleach Me

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    @ Sabaku:
    That doesnt make sense :blink

    Anyways, this thread is awesome cause that list is awesome cause its true. Which is awesome...

    Ya...
     
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  16. Sabaku no Ira

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    :evil You... are too new here to have witnessed my path of death, are you not?

    If anything, just read the link on my sig and you'll know what's going on. I don't want to whine about it anymore but the desire to murder is still here... :evil
     
  17. Steampunk

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    Gosh, I hope this little list never is put into action.

    Takes away all the .. how to say it.. eh, magic.
    Out of the relationship, that is.

    In any case I tip my hat to Sabaku, good luck with the killing time! Whatever it is you shall slay.
     
  18. Id

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    I found this list in a website. There is alonger one but I think this short one is fine. Plust its funny and true in some sorts (not all).
     
  19. Near

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    Yes~! thats what my point was exactly.
     
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    i agree with them all except for:
    1. Saturday = Sports

    because i dont watch sports on saturday x_x i watch football on sunday

    1. You have too many shoes.

    i love shoes

    1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

    handbags and beer are both lame x.x;
     
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    Lists like that are amusing, but they're nothing more than blatant relationship stereotypes. I hope no one really acts like that!

    But then again, most jokes do rely on stereotypes to convey their humor.
     
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    Good, because there is nothing magic about relationships.
     
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    this will be my secondary bible :amuse
     
  24. Baka-san

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    This set of rules needs to be learned by every woman in a relationship.
     
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    what's with all these "about girls" threads, come up with something new if you post a thread :|
     
  26. Sabaku no Ira

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    The reason why such threads are funny is that it is sterotyped to the point of ridiculousness. I doubt that every woman act like that.
     
  27. Steampunk

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    Well, each to his own, my good man.
    It all depends on what we look for. Still, nothing worthy to start a debate over, so I simply tip my hat. *tips hat* Have a splendid day, sir.
     
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    *apologizes to girls* I laughed >>
     
  29. Id

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    Its a joke thread Sayoko if you dont like move on, dont read it, start your own, shout of the pc etc...

    Besides this is more for men/girl relationships maybe not suitiable for a Lesbo Sage.

    Speaking of lesbians...................................................
     
  30. Id

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    bump........
     
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