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Thief Asks Out Woman After Robbery

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Kira Yamato, May 29, 2007.

  1. Kira Yamato Genei Ryodan Retired Staff

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    KWGoD in LOTR

    The story would have been better if the woman had accepted his advances. :noworry
     
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    :lmao He jeopardized his escape to ask her out and she still said no. Why did he think that would be a good idea considering the circumstances? What the hell was he thinking?
     
  3. Zaru ________________________________ Retired Staff

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    Seriously that guy must have needed it
     
  4. Zabuzalives Active Member

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    Lol if she would have said yes. It would be easy for the police to jail him seeing as he would actually show up :)
     
  5. Red Keep Cool, Carry On.

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    Either the cash or the girl, not both.
     
  6. Kira Yamato Genei Ryodan Retired Staff

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    That my friend is where "greed" comes in.
     
  7. impersonal Banned

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    Hey, chances come to those who try. :amuse

    (alright, that was a pretty stupid idea)
     
  8. Dan Hibiki Ecstatic

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    The robber was desperate for cash and pussy. Fail. : /
     
  9. T4R0K Searching for a custom title

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    Sorry, to do that, he should have been names Arsène Lupin, gentleman robber, and that requires style, which he obviously didn't have.

    This is why he failed.
     
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    He could've AT LEAST paid her for some poontang. But NOOOO, he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, greedy bastard. :notrust
     
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    I blame hip-hop.
     
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    if the woman agreed, that would've been a headline!
     
  13. coriander Kissing the Lipless

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    Robbing is never cool. Asking for the victim's number in the hope of dating her is stupid. It could easily get him arrested. :(
     
  14. Parallax LET ME IN Advisor

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    This story made me laugh. You gotta admit, the guy has balls.
     
  15. Cardboard Tube Knight Look, a cowgirl version of Peach

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    that guy is full of major win, she must have been damn fine to take someone's mind off all that money.

    I would have just come back and asked her.
     
  16. Lycanthropy This Battle Will Be Won ♥

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    Robbing the place where she works is a pretty interesting way of impressing a girl.
     
  17. Sky is Over Active Member

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    lol; I can already see him in the court winking and giving air kisses to her. xD
     
  18. Robotkiller Still alive

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    She should've asked for his number and address. That's what a clever person would've done anyway.
     
  19. Lycanthropy This Battle Will Be Won ♥

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    ^ I guess she was just in too much shock at being robbed AND asked out.
     
  20. Halcyon Dreamz Arsonist Choir

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    Haha I pity the fool. What did he expect? Seriously he didn't think that she would say yes.
     
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    Wow why would anyone do that. i mean how you gana make a move on a girl that you just robbed
     
  22. Amaretti No strong feelings whatsoever

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    I would have accepted. "He stole my money and my heart!"

    Although his chat-up line was pretty lame, and only an idiot would try to get a date from a witness to his crime. I fear he's less of a gentleman robber than he is just a twit.
     
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    but we would say she got :pwned
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    lolz dont we all?

    so true lolz some guys stress M.O.B, buy a beauty shows them up
     
  24. Juanita Tequila Post Menopausal

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    Honey, you can't have both if you're gonna rob a store.
     
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    ^ juanita.... you make so........
     
  26. Immortal Flame Eversoris

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    The woman got pawned and asked out at the same time. I never saw this one coming. smile-big
     
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    Lol, the nerve
     
  28. Phenom Always thinking

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    I blame music that white people listen too .... aw crap thats hip hop :(
     
  29. Hope in my mind, in my head

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    Haha LOL'd. :p. Bit gutted he was. :nod
     
  30. uchiha sandsy Woop de doo basil

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    exactly, I guess she wasnt thinking like that though after being robbed
     
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