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Things/Lines the Naruto characters would never say.

Discussion in 'House of Uzumaki Archives' started by dspr8_rugged, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. dspr8_rugged

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    Things/lines you won't hear a Naruto character say...

    I got this topic from some other place, so if you don't have an idea how this thing goes, please read on...

    The title explains it all - What are the things or lines that a Naruto character would NOT say?

    An example:

    Sakura: Naruto, I love you...
    Naruto: Geez... you're annoying.
    Sasuke (to Sakura): What about me? What about me?!
    Sakura (to Sasuke): Geez... you're annoying.

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    To the mods/admin:
    If topic exists somewhere in the forum, please close or delete this thread. Thank you.
     
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  2. So Desu Ka

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    Gaara: I LOVE EVERYONE!!! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG OLD HUG!!
     
  3. themusic889

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    Itachi: I didn't do it...lol
     
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    GamaBunta: You are my master, Naruto.
     
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    Orochimaru: Must... have... BEANIE BABIES!!!!

    Sasuke: Sometimes, I just like to feel pretty.

    Naruto: Ramen? No, I'm not hungry.

    Sakura: I'm so over Sasuke. Now I want... Chouji!!!

    Shino: Eww, gross! (to anything, he's got bugs crawling around under his skin after all)
     
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    Tsunande: Jiraya, I have always loved you

    Jiraya: Tsunande, your boobs are too big
     
  7. Zeos

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    Naruto: "God all this trouble just to become Hokage? F' it, I give up".
    Sasuke: "Sakura...I love you"
    Sasuke: "Forget killing my brother, he did me a favor, our parents were a-holes!"
    Shikamaru: "Yes a mission! I'm ready to get out and fight!"
     
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    Orochimaru, "I don't want Sasuke for my sex toy..."
     
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    Jiraiya: I like men...im sorry...

    Naruto: Kyubi? you mean that silly fox? oh, that was just a joke, he isnt inside of me.

    Orochimaru: I look like a woman. Oh wait, im being honest.

    Rock Lee: I suck at life.
     
  10. ZildjianItachi

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    man...this kinda thread I saw in another forum and they were gettin really gay and corny... I'll put up something realistic such as this:

    Hinata: Baka!...
     
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    chouji:" I'm full"
     
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    Anyone: Kamehameha!
     
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    Sasuke: Help me kill Itachi, please.
     
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    Sasuke: whats this blue thing coming form my hand?
     
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    Pakkun: My pads are rough and crusty.

    Sakura: I love you....Gai-sensei....::Blush&giggle::

    Hinata: Fuck this shit, you're going down, you spotlight stealing whore! ::Beats the crap outta Hanabi::
     
  16. otakufan

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    Gaara: Nap time!

    Temari: Shikamaru! Let's go on a date! (I'm a ShikaTema supporter, but it'll never be said like that)

    Kankurou: Dolls are for kids...

    Naruto: Only an idiot would want to be Hokage.

    Sasuke: Hmm...maybe going to Orochimaru was a mistake...

    Sakura: Naruto-kuuuuun!

    Kakashi: *Yawns* I'm starting to get tired of this book.

    Hinata: Bring it, Neji!

    Kiba: I'm really more of a cat person...

    Shino: I'm not really Chuunin quality.

    Kurenai: Of course I'm going out with Asuma...

    Shikamaru: I want a pushy girl...like that Temari.

    Chouji: Tofu!!!

    Ino: Chouji-kuuuuun!

    Asuma: YES!!! I BEAT SHIKAMARU IN SHOUGI!!!!!

    Lee: I need a new haircut...

    Neji: I'm tired of fighting against fate.

    Tenten: I have too many weapons...better get rid of some.

    Gai: I give up, Kakashi...you win.

    Jiraiya: *Yawns* I starting to get tired of writing this book.

    Tsunade: Okay, I'll just release the genjutsu and let everyone see how I really look...

    Orochimaru: Who needs to be immortal when you have a tongue like this...?

    Itachi: You know, maybe the whole "massacre your entire clan" thing wasn't such a good idea...

    Kabuto: I wouldn't put too much trust in me if I were you, Orochimaru-sama...
     
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    Lee: *rapid sequence of hand seals* Kuchiyose Edo-Tensei no jutsu! *from the coffins, all three Hokage come out with bowl cuts* And you thought I couldn't do ninjutsu! *maniacal laughter*

    Tenten: Neji, is something wrong with your eyes? They look a little red.
    Neji: Crap, me and Sasuke must have switched contacts again...

    Guy: *at the dentist* No, I don't want the "extra-sparkle" treatment.

    Lee: *at the barber* Forget the eyebrow tweezers, just run clippers over the damn things.

    Oboro: (anything other than 'Lucky!')

    Hayate: You mean they found a cure for SARS?! YES!!!

    Kakashi: Where the hell were you guys? I've been here for three hours...

    Sakura: Oh my God, Sasuke, when did you get Byakugan?!
    Sasuke: Dammit, me and Neji switched contacts again...
     
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  18. [c]hidori

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    haha :D :D :D
     
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    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :: Dies::
     
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    Itachi: Clever little brother.
     
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    Shikamaru: I love fighting girls!
    Orochimaru:Why do i have to learn so many jutsus, this is giving me a headache.
    Shizune: Tsunade Sama! Tsuna... ah to hell with her, I need a vacation.
    Ton ton: Hey I didn't know pigs can speak english.
    Everyone: Tsunade, you flat chested woman!
     
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    Oh you are so funny ^^
    I can't come up with any great lines myself O_o

    "Chouji: I'm full!" is my favorite ^^
     
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    Naruto: Wow....i need a mark like sasuke's....

    Sasuke: Sakura....will you bare my children?

    Sakura: (Fidgeting like a crackhead) Please! Sasuke....i'll suck yo...:eek:
     
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    Shikamaru: What are you tlaking about? Girls aren't annoying?

    Neji: To hell with destiny! Everone follow your own path!

    Naruto: Screw it. I don't feel like being Hokage.
     
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    Hehehe.

    I sat here for a couple of minutes thinking of one for Kakashi, but Gejimayu beat me to it anyway. ;)
     
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    Sakura: Look guys! I killed Gaara all by myself!

    Sasuke: I should thank my brother for killing our family someday.

    Lee: Gai-sensei, you're ugly. I don't want to look like you anymore. I think I'll look just like... KAKASHI-SENSEI!
     
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    sasuke:date bayo!
    chouji:shikamaru,you can have my chips.
    ino:who cares about sasuke...you can have him.
    kakashi:no time to read or i'll be late...
     
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    ETA:
    I think EkoKage's Sasuke quip ties w/ Gejimayu's Oboro statement for hilarity :D

    Brilliant! XD

    Gai: OMFG green spandex is so gay!

    Kakashi: Stupid memorial lump of crap.

    Sasuke: Itachi I love you, let's forget everything and go make little Uchihas together ... somehow.

    Jiraiya: Ewwww boobies!
     
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    Ramen-girl: In fact, I was the leader of the Akatsuki all along! FEAR MY WRATH!

    Lee: I'm going to stop being a ninja, marry Ino and become a florist.
     
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