These are a few things you can learn from watching Bleach. 1. Standing on a Lightpole makes you 10x as badass as before. 2. Store Owners are always cool, and aren't afraid to have sex. 3. Always protect the precious loved ones! 4. When your kitty dies, it just rots in the ground. And if your lucky it may manifest into a Flaming Lion. 5. Black Gi and Hakama are always in style. 6. Chicks with big boobs are numerous and friendly. 7. the schoool rooftop is the coolest place to have lunch. 8. School girl uniforms are always revealing with knee-high socks. 9. teachers take missing assignments in exchange for smackin you with a dictionary 10. Sophmores are always horny. 11. Your parents dont care if you fail school. 12. Big swords and explosions cover the streets when you sleep 13. Dont piss-off small people. 14. If you can see ghosts, avoid the big ones with white masks. 15. Mexicans are always tall and strong. 16. People will kill eachother for a Long White coat with number on the back. 17. When your life is on the line, you fight better 18. There are two kinds of fights. 19. Its OK to marry coomoners so much as long as they are hot. AND FINALLY! 20. When you die. You end up in a Feudal Japanese Ghetto.