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Things you learn from watching Bleach

Discussion in 'Society TV' started by Jaggerjack, Oct 20, 2006.

  1. Jaggerjack

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    These are a few things you can learn from watching Bleach.


    1. Standing on a Lightpole makes you 10x as badass as before.

    2. Store Owners are always cool, and aren't afraid to have sex.

    3. Always protect the precious loved ones!

    4. When your kitty dies, it just rots in the ground. And if your lucky it may manifest into a Flaming Lion.

    5. Black Gi and Hakama are always in style.

    6. Chicks with big boobs are numerous and friendly.

    7. the schoool rooftop is the coolest place to have lunch.

    8. School girl uniforms are always revealing with knee-high socks.

    9. teachers take missing assignments in exchange for smackin you with a dictionary

    10. Sophmores are always horny.

    11. Your parents dont care if you fail school.

    12. Big swords and explosions cover the streets when you sleep

    13. Dont piss-off small people.

    14. If you can see ghosts, avoid the big ones with white masks.

    15. Mexicans are always tall and strong.

    16. People will kill eachother for a Long White coat with number on the back.

    17. When your life is on the line, you fight better

    18. There are two kinds of fights.

    19. Its OK to marry coomoners so much as long as they are hot.

    AND FINALLY!

    20. When you die. You end up in a Feudal Japanese Ghetto.
     
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  2. Mat?icha

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    lol, nice observation :laugh
     
  3. Mangekyō

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    your not cool unless your hair blows in the wind....
     
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    Best for last to be sure.

    You can bypass years of training/studying by just trying harder and having a good enough reason.

    Cats don't talk. If a cat does talk to you, SCORE!

    It's better to die trying to avenge someone then to actually avenge them with the help of your friends.

    Generics only kickass when first introduced or before their first defeat. This isn't exclusive to Bleach.

    Non-generics kickass until they are defeated. They'll be forever marred by their one loss, will learn nothing from it, and will either fade into obscurity or just outright die. There are exceptions.

    Giant sword weilding men are an excellent mode of transportation.

    Short, white haired, emerald eyed, brats know how to make a good first impression, but have no follow through. Fox faced bastards on the other hand always come away looking good.
     
  6. Red

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    You can bypass years of years of training to reach any higher level (bankai fo example) with three days of cheating...

    talking dolls are annoying but they also kickass...
     
  7. Jaggerjack

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    Oh, poor Mabashi..


    Spoiler:
    He died by a deadly poison and by being raped by multiple flying hamsters.
     
  8. Red

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    I thought he died rather stupidly.....:huh being rape by annoying hamsters is the most embarassing death ever...
     
  9. Jaggerjack

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    ^ to true, lol


    But back on topic though...
     
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    You are only ever as strong as you need to be to *Just* barely beat your opponent.

    Your attacks are stronger when you have "No energy left"

    Vampires have elemental minions

    Doctors are underappreciated
     
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    I demand to see this!
     
  12. SeruraRenge

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    21. Look at that sword, turn your head away, look back and....HOLY SHIT NOW HE'S GOT A SPEAR/TRIDENT/STINGER/SECTIONED-BLADE/MILLION LITTLE FLOATING BLADES!!!

    22. Bankai are required to look at least 5 times cooler than their Shikai form.

    23. DON'T FUCK WITH AIZEN!!!
     
  13. Mori`

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    credits to blue rellik/forte.exe



    it really happened!
     
  14. Samahade

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    I'll call 'bullshit' on that.....

    Anyway....

    The human body has an almost limitless amount of blood; no matter how many times you've been cut all the way through, you'll still have enough blood to at least make a sizable puddle on the ground.
     
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    ZOMG!! it does really happened...lol :laugh :nuts
     
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    7. the schoool rooftop is the coolest place to have lunch.

    I second that :)
     
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    OMG! They finally did it :nuts lol
     
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    /me fulls of seat laughing.

    Anyways...

    You can become a God, if your killed by one. Well stabed.
     
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    That totally made my day thanks!


    People who can fix a ripped teddybear are BADASS!!
     
  20. Razza

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    Heaven apperently looks like ancient Japan. And isn't that great of a place to live really.
     
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    Hueco Mundo actually looks better than Soul Society o__O

    Red-headed big-breasted girls will always get brainwashed and Ulqi will even comment on your looks

    If you get struck on your shoulder several times, you can still beat the guy up with one attack very easily as if nothing happened at all

    Everyone has over 20 gallons of blood

    When you think someone is dead, they're really not
     
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    On that note:

    The most effective way to fight is to strike the shoulder. (You'd think they'd aim for some other body part. You dont always have to aim to lop off an arm...)
     
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    people beat you up if you have orange hair :oh
     
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    The Shinobi Law of Numbers applies to Death Gods as well.

    Lesbians are all ridiculously horny at all times of the day, no exceptions.

    In Heaven, everyone speaks Japanese--no exceptions.

    The Grim Reaper is actually quite sexy.
     
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    It takes a spirit 200 years to become 15 years old.
     
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    You forget a bunch of the stuff you learned in the previous arc, like how to fight, for example.

    Seriously though, Ichigo was kicking ass in the Bankai training and the Captain fights, but can barely hold his own in the Bountou arc. xD
     
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    You can speak to stuffed animals with a pill in their mouth.

    Hollows are the cause of 9-11.

    All the girls in the world looks good.

    If you get stabbed by a pen, blod will get flushed out of your body, and you will never suffer from loss of blood.

    Yeah, I know.. They sucked :p
     
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    there true soul reapers

    hallows are the cause of hurricane katrina
     
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    That's the funniest thing I have read in a while... Poor Mabashi indeed.



    Apparently love has no limits: you can fall in love with your flaming doll and still have "children."
     
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    Lol damnit... You guys made me like Bleach less ;<!
     
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