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Those little mysteries of a morning

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by Shikamaru-sama, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. Shikamaru-sama Been here too long

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    Weve all had them. When you had a heavy night before and you wake up the next afternoon, bleary eyed and probably cursing, and theres just so many damn unanswered questions.

    whats been the most puzzeling/entertaining.ridiculous etc ones you have had to ask yourself?

    Shika-sama's personal favourites: (and had a fair few of them this morning)
    Who the HELL is that?
    Why am i sleeping in my clothes?
    How did i get home last night?
    Where did i go last night?
    Is that half eaten curry on the floor mine?
    Is it really curry? 0.0
    Can you re-re-re-re heat chicken?
    why is my belt strapped to my head?
    was that girl hot or was i drunk?
    why did does it feel like a badger took a shit in my mouth?
    Did i really say that?
    Did i phone anyone or send any text messages when i was drunk?
    will they forgive me?
    how did i get home?
    how did i afford to get that drunk?
    Is this my head? i hope not
    ....a speed limit signpost?
    what have i doen to deserve this? ....oh...right
    why am i asleep in my flatmates room?
    wheres my digital camera?
     
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  2. Shunsui Think. Supporting Staff Advisor

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    LOL!

    I'm boring, best is "oh shit it's 6:45 already?"

    Woe.
     
  3. Shikamaru-sama Been here too long

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    yeah, thats one of the ones from this morning, it has made walking around the flat a bit better actually, now they can only go at 50 mph max.

    you know thousands of people are killed every year in flat related incidents involving over zealous running for the super noodles?

    and HA! ive never seen 6:45 am that side of a night out :laugh
     
  4. Megaharrison Eternal President of the Cafe Retired Staff

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    This happens to me all the time actually in the shower...I'll be like:

    "The champoo is bread today....Wait...What the Hell did I just say?"
     
  5. xeno Emmissary of Dance

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    Mine is probably

    -Like you "where's my digital camera/phone"
    -"Do I . . . work today?"
    -"What day is it?"
    -"Shit I'm waterlogged, how did I fall aspleep in the kiddie pool?"
    -"Where's my right shoe?"
    -"My mouth feels like it's growing fur . . . "
    -"Is that . . . Fur?"

    Those are the only ones I remember.
     
  6. Aruarian Well-Known Member

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    "I don't remember putting up my tent..."
     
  7. Meijin Smile

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    "What the? Lefty shouldn't be playing with Willie this early in the morning...Waiiiiiiit..."
     
  8. DazedNConfused pwnzor

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    "Did I call my friends house at 04.00 AM and talked to his grandma, claiming that I was his mentor, or was that a dream? *checks cellphone* fuck..."

    "Why is there stearine on my pillow?"

    "Why did I sleep on the floor with clothes on instead of in my bed?"

    "Where does this bruise come from?"
     
  9. CrazyMoronX Old Man

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    One time I woke up at 7:20 and the alarm clock was going off, and I was only 25 minutes early to work!!! :amazed

    Sad, I know.
     
  10. Andreah_Treole A sharp weapon, sharper mind.

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    "*eyes sealed shut from sleep* AH! I'M DEAD?!"
    "*mother grabbing toes to shake her awake* ALLIGATOR?!"
    "*blink**blink* What's a cieling doing up there?"
    "How'd I get in-between the sheets?"
    "Woah. Hamsters?... The really are trying to rule the world."

    I claim the right to plead the fifth. It's my right given to me by the Constitution of the United States of America...
     
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  11. princesstaco Tastes like...

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    Back in highschool on a night that I was very fatigued, I woke up after midnight (I used to have to get up at 5:45 am so I had already been in bed for at least an hour) and got up without really looking at the clock. So I went to the bathroom and started to get ready for school. I was kindof puzzled during my shower; I wasn't usually THAT tired in the morning... I finished up and decided that I had enough time to lay down on my bed for five minutes before I had to leave for school. At some point in time, I looked at the clock and realized it was one in the morning. Too tired to change back into night clothes I went back to sleep as I was.

    Woke up in the morning at 5:45 am as usual... "Why the hell am I already dressed?"

    ...


    "Why am I in the [marching] band hall?"

    And the classic: "Where the hell am I?"
     
  12. Heldensheld Chunnin

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    Mine was once....OMG! WHO THE FUCK DID I DO NOW!
    But I realised soon after people did it as a joke :mad: .

    Others are:
    'WHERE AM I'
    'WHO IS THE MAN' (Only if you're unlucky)
    'WHERE IS MY WALLET (or clothes)?'
    'WHY AM I TIED UP WITH A MOUTHGUARD IN MY MOUTH?"

    O.O?
     
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