1. Welcome to the forums! Take a second to look at our Beginner's Guide. It contains the information necessary for you to have an easier experience here.

    Thanks and have fun. -NF staff
    Dismiss Notice
  2. Dismiss Notice

  3. Voting is open in the KCC Haiku Contest!
    Entries can be found here.
    The poll closes on August 24th at 2:59pm UTC.
    Dismiss Notice
  4. img
    Dragon Ball Drawing Contest: Black & White Edition.
    Deadline is on August 30th at 11pm UTC
    Dismiss Notice

U.S Taking Over The World.

Discussion in 'The NF Café' started by tangoOFDOOM, Oct 7, 2006.

  1. tangoOFDOOM

    Messages:
    496
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Reputation:
    Ok if anyone has seen the latest news in CNN today you know that the Commander of the Armed Weapons issued a speech today that basically said that ?ok if Iraq doesn?t shape up, then we?re going to make it The U.S District of Iraq.? Now one of two things is going to happen (this is going on if Iraq doesn?t shape up)

    1)Total anarchy in the U.S because the government is going to be worrying about Iraq instead of us.

    2)Iraq will just become another Cuba in which we just have claimed ownership on the land.

    But remember this people: IRAQ IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FREAKING WORLD!

    It?s not the fact the whole ?other side of the world? because we also have Guam and all those other countries. But Iraq today is one of the more influential countries in the Middle East.

    And once we have control over Iraq, then we basically have control over the entire Middle East. Once that happens, we have access to the Mediterranean Sea. The U.S government sends the Navy over there to control the waters and there you have your WWIII.

    TOTAL DESCTRUCTION!!!

    Meanwhile, over in poor United States, we have no government other than the non- powerful congress.

    Please post your thoughts.
     
    Tags:
  2. Megaharrison Retired Staff

    Messages:
    30,292
    Likes Received:
    143
    Trophy Points:
    968
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2005






    Do you even have a source for this? And your statements/connections make no sense.

    Iraq is going to become a puppet government to the U.S. one way or another. And really, that's better for America and the overall world in general as it would be better then having another Islamic theocracy. Choosing the lesser of 2 evils is one of the sad but necessary realities of Middle East politics.
     
  3. ~Gesy~

    Messages:
    53,904
    Likes Received:
    1,105
    Trophy Points:
    2,883
    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2006






    there are not there to take it over they want to help them....... and take oil
     
  4. Genesis

    Messages:
    6,670
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2006
    Reputation:
    Man, i knew Bush had been watching too much Pinky and the Brain.
     
  5. Dark_wolf247

    Messages:
    12,672
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    491
    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2005
    Reputation:
    First of all, duplicate thread.

    Secondly, where's your source for any of this information? Reference material? Website? Anything?

    You can't make a claim like that without some sort of reputable research behind it that gives us a reason to even accept your thoughts as a "theory" or whatever you may wish to call it.

    When you come up with a source--that's when I'll post my thoughts.
     
  6. Amaretti

    Messages:
    6,851
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    May 28, 2006
    Reputation:
    Would like a source for this.

    EDIT: .

    Basically, the US has fucked up Iraq and made it incredibly unstable and to withdraw now would a) admit defeat b) leave Iraq in the hands of jihadists. So naturally, what they're saying is that unless the Iraq government pulls itself together, they aren't going anywhere.

    That and I'm sure Bush is just salivating at the opportunity to extend the American empire over such an influencial country in the middle-east. Considering how much people hate America over there, it would do very little to stabilise the region.
     
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2006
  7. Stealth Tomato

    Messages:
    10,218
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2004
    Reputation:
    This is just some idiot on the staff. That's not official policy.
     
  8. Lord Yu

    Messages:
    64,478
    Likes Received:
    6
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2005






  9. Eagle88

    Messages:
    225
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2006
    Reputation:
    The strategy in Iraq needs to change somehow. I don't see things going well if it stays the same.
     
  10. Toby

    Messages:
    17,869
    Likes Received:
    505
    Trophy Points:
    768
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2005






    That's kind of sad. Do you think the US would ever control a larger land-mass than Britain? As if! *scuttles off to his dooms-day device*

    Or remove his voting rights (emphasis on how I say 'his' without provoking a sexist remark).
     
  11. That NOS Guy

    Messages:
    2,539
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2006
    Reputation:
    Sieg heil?

    We already do enough controlling of the world through our culture, no need to remove the facade of independence other countires have and make them angry :p (yes, I'm kidding here.)
     
  12. JokerDemon

    Messages:
    287
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2006
    Reputation:
    America is too busy trying to take control over other places, they need to open thier eyes and see what horrible shape their country is in.
     
  13. Toby

    Messages:
    17,869
    Likes Received:
    505
    Trophy Points:
    768
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2005






    Like France. And Italy. And Spain. And Albania. Seriously.
     
  14. Dagda_Mor

    Messages:
    75
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2005
    Reputation:
  15. poppin123

    Messages:
    76
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2006
    Reputation:
    lol thats aweomse.
    I dont really think we should be worrying so much about people that far away when all we're doing is acrueing national debt.
     
  16. T4R0K

    Messages:
    7,038
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2006
    Reputation:
    Most frenchmen are aware of the situation. Why do you think so many young graduates flee the place ?

    (I'm looking for a job abroad. Can I clean your toilets ?)
     
  17. Megaharrison Retired Staff

    Messages:
    30,292
    Likes Received:
    143
    Trophy Points:
    968
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2005






    They have an excellent standard of living. It ranks in the top 10 and is greater then Japan's (Which gets hyped up as a utopian paradise). Their GDP per capita is also through the roof (I believe it's 3rd highest in the world). For the worlds 3rd largest country in terms of population, they're doing pretty damn well.
     
  18. tangoOFDOOM

    Messages:
    496
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Reputation:
    Yeah I'm gonna agree with this person. This is what I think I tried to mention in my original post. But I...um...forgot :p .
     
  19. Aruarian

    Messages:
    38,903
    Likes Received:
    80
    Trophy Points:
    653
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2004
    They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
     
  20. Le Male Absolu

    Messages:
    23,643
    Likes Received:
    346
    Trophy Points:
    1,378
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2005
    Flag:
    France
    Reputation:
    i looking for a job abroad too :)
     
  21. FrostXian

    Messages:
    11,251
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2006
    Reputation:
    US attacked to take over Iraq, that was obvious to the human population over 15 years old, minus Americans. (They just said, "Oh were goin' for reveng' fo' sho'!)
     
  22. tangoOFDOOM

    Messages:
    496
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Reputation:
    I do agree with FrostXian on this matter. But some of us Americans, like some of the logical ones, knew what was going on.

    What I thought we were going over there for was for oil, which turns out to be an entirly different matter that is OFF this subject.

    However i would like this question to be discussed: What atributes would Europe have one the U.S has control over the Medit.?
     
  23. Botzu

    Messages:
    1,956
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2005
    Reputation:
    YAY WE WILL RULE THE WORLD no rly jk
     
  24. Genesis

    Messages:
    6,670
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2006
    Reputation:
    Hm, i think Dave Chapelle says it best: K-os - Superstar Pt. Zero
     
  25. Emasculation Storm

    Messages:
    4,892
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2005
    Reputation:
    AHAHAHAHA LOL OMG

    "The UN, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. OH. Wait a minute. You don't have an army. I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up."
     
  26. Mizura

    Messages:
    22,292
    Likes Received:
    56
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2004
    Reputation:
    *shrugs* The US can always try. It's Their economy (complete with already US$ 1 trillion in debts, much of which is held by Japan and China) that's paying the price of the war and Their soldiers getting harrassed by the increasing number of terrorists, after all.
     
  27. Giovanni Rild

    Messages:
    12,737
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2006
    Reputation:
    So America is the only country that has stupid citizens? This thread is a whole load of anti-american bullshit.

    I agree about Bush not being fit to run a Burger King, I agree that the war in Iraq being a ploy to gain more influnce in the mideast. But I'm not going to sit here and let you say that every american citizen is stupid without going unckecked.

    The goverment is broken in this country, Republicans and Democrat fighting each other rrather than do something, citizens from other countries think of all americans as burger eating, Religuos fanitic, gun-toting Bush freaks

    You know what I think? It's the human mentality the kick someone when they are down, and you all are stomping America in the nuts with cleats.

    So fuck you all, your countres aren't anywhere perfect, I didn't vote for Bush, I still don't know how he won.

     
  28. Red Viking

    Messages:
    2,195
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    37
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2004
    Reputation:


    Methinks someone's been playing one too many games.

    (Hilarious unintentional fun fact: The guy on the cover kinda looks like Bush if you blow it up. See for yourselves.)



    Anywho, America isn't trying to take over the world so stop shooting your mouths off. You see, when America, or any other country tries to take over the entire planet, it will be so painfully obvious a blind monkey can see it. Until then, claiming otherwise just makes you look like you're jumping to conclusions.
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2006
  29. T4R0K

    Messages:
    7,038
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2006
    Reputation:
    I disagree ! An American has already taken over my brother !! (and they're expecting a baby ^_^. Congrats to them) I may invade you for christmas and eat yah burgerz lolz !!! Euro rush kekeke !

    That's... strange... We need the Da Vinci Code guy to explain this !!

    Joke reply ? Yes, it is !
     
  30. Louchan

    Messages:
    11,097
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2006
    Reputation:
    USA sucks ass anyway so who's surprised?
     
Loading...